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Joementum posted:*Looks up from copy of The Economist* Eeeeeeuuuuuwww! The Economist says! The Economist says! I read The Economist! Aren't I cool? Aren't you impressed with me? What do you read? Time? Newsweek? Those are for people who can't handle a real news magazine like the one I read. That's because you're not as smart or sophisticated as me. On weekends, I like to sit out on my porch in my wicker chair with my bifocals and my subscription copy of The Economist. Then, when I go to a professor's wine-and-cheese party later that night, I can casually mention all the fancy stuff I read about the economy and jobs in my fancy magazine and impress everybody. Question: Do you think I'm smarter than everyone else because I read The Economist, or do I read The Economist because I'm smarter than everyone else? Now, there's a conundrum! I should mail that one in to The Economist and see what they think! Oh, no! My brain just got larger! Help! I need more knowledge to fill up the new brains! Get me the new issue of The Economist at once! I can't live if I'm even remotely unaware of anything that is happening in the universe! I must have my weekly issue of The Economist, or I risk de-evolving into the sort of mouth-breathing rabble by which I am surrounded daily! I say, old chap, here comes Lord Smartingford of Braintonshire! Shall we dine upon a nice cup of tea, then? We can discuss the economy, and the global situ-AYYY-tion, and ever so many other matters! I am so very versed in such matters, reading as do I The Economist, just as soon as the postman delivers it by the estate, don't you know. I find that only the right cracking coverage of The E-CON-omist keeps me jolly-well informed and all that, wouldn't you agree? Mmm, yes, I did think you would! Fuckin' prick.
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ahahahah Graham goddammit.
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Oct 28, 2015 23:10
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pfffffhahahahahaha Jindal goddammit.
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Oct 28, 2015 23:11
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Okay seriously Lindsey come on.
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Oct 28, 2015 23:12
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I don't know if I can do this, guys. I don't think I can make it.
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I don't think he heard the question.
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Oct 28, 2015 23:16
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OH GOD YOU GAVE HIM THE OPENING. We know it for a fact!
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oh my god.
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Oct 28, 2015 23:31
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Hell yeah Pataki 
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Oct 28, 2015 23:38
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Logikv9 posted:I just realized that Graham stopped talking about war
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Oct 28, 2015 23:41
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The answer is simple: aahhhhuhhhhiiiiiummmm
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Oct 28, 2015 23:50
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WORK IS FREEDOM.
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Oct 28, 2015 23:52
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Lindsey Graham is not ok.
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lamentable dustman posted:gently caress, forgot about this
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Kasich: NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION Huckabee: I HAVE NO WEAKNESSES. UNLESS MY WIFE TELLS YOU THAT BITCH. Bush: HOLY poo poo AN HONEST ANSWER. SOUNDS LIKABLE. Rubio: NOT AN ANSWER Trump: I AM A VINDICTIVE MAN Carson: I don't see myself being President Fiorina: SOME TELL ME I DON'T SMILE ENOUGH. WELL gently caress EM. Cruz: Blatant lies Christie: I DON'T SEE WEAKNESS. Paul: You asked "Why are you running," right? I forgot and I'm just assuming.
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"That AIDS pill guy is human trash and I will obliterate him and his ilk" -Anyone here, please, just one. Kasich? Please???
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Four blocks from where you grew up? You mean the ocean?
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Oct 29, 2015 02:10
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That 92% figure is wrong right?
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Oct 29, 2015 02:15
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Cure Alzheimer's? HOLY poo poo. WHY DID NO ONE ELSE THINK OF THAT.
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Oct 29, 2015 02:34
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So I left 40 minutes ago. Did I miss anything funny? Edit: I think the last thing I saw was them ignoring Rand Paul before the audience started booing
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I can't have the next debate have so many people. Some of these fucks need to drop out. Please.
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