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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The intro somehow manages to be worse than the pre‐debate banter.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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“Good question. Now watch this drive.”

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Jeb!

It denotes patience.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Trump for Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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I like how Carson acts like “remove the loopholes” is an additional step after “multiply Americans’ income by 15% and see what number comes out”.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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oh poo poo he slipped and called them “Americans”

lost the debate right there

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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It took Carson all that time to do the math, incorrectly.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Fun fact: code at Hewlett Packard wasn’t allowed to exceed three lines under Fiorina.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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HE GETS CHEERED FOR THAT?!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Logikv9 posted:

look at fiorina try to defend a train wreck

“Look over there! The general economy got into a fender bender!”

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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“Being a CEO was really hard.” :downs:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Rand: taking hostages didn’t go as well as I hoped last time.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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fsif posted:

Getting too intense, let's cut to Rand

It worked so well that I could almost believe they invited him to the debate just for that purpose.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Huckabee risking everything for that senior vote.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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mormonpartyboat posted:

wait what?

did he just ask jeb "you said you'd take a deal before, would you take it now" and jeb responded with "yes and that was catastrophic"

I don’t think so, but it sure sounded like that.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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“My family has a history of living in sin.”

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Carson can’t even handle the softest of softballs.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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“I didn’t have any involvement with them.”

“I am literally shilling for them right now.”

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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UIApplication posted:

Did they hand out .45's at the entrance

Because that's the only way tonight is a net win for humanity

Are we talking about booze or bullets here? Because both are topical.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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In this debate: the U.S. has a net brain drain

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Fiorina acts like she has a satellite delay despite being within earshot.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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comedy gold standard

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Huckabee: I will intercept rogue blimps with F‐22s.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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whatis posted:

rubio doesnt understand how percentages work

Rubio doesn’t understand how words works.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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“I’m going to end gridlock in Washington.”

“BTW also I’m going to freeze regulations for one year.”

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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“yes, I might” on a hypothetical in which I could have said what they wanted to hear

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Trump is sponsored by DuPont Teflon® and Kevlar®.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Rand Paul: polygamy is the answer.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Huckabee’s plan is to cure cancer. Rand’s is to skip straight to curing mortality.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Jeb!: “…if we do nothing. I have a concrete plan to do just that.”

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Rand Paul has swapped platforms with the entire rest of the party.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Carson is like that old lady that gave you a nickel for mowing her lawn and told you to buy something nice with it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Rubio realises what a trainwreck the debate was.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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zen death robot posted:

Didn't Cruz's dad stop off in Canada on his way here?

Ted was born in Canada.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Trump takes credit for aborting the debate.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Huckabee should have stuck to Shakespeare’s wording.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Whether or not it is true, anyone should have seen the ’shops coming when posing with a sign like that.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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zen death robot posted:

I can't remember anything Fiorina said

Ten minutes of “Everything bad is ultimately rooted in the existence of government.”

Thirty seconds of “Being a CEO is really hard. Stop picking on me.”

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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I think the CNBC moderators legitimately feared for their lives and that’s why they phoned in the second half.

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