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The intro somehow manages to be worse than the pre‐debate banter.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:16 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:37 |
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“Good question. Now watch this drive.”
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:18 |
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Jeb! It denotes patience.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:19 |
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Trump for Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:25 |
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I like how Carson acts like “remove the loopholes” is an additional step after “multiply Americans’ income by 15% and see what number comes out”.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:28 |
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oh poo poo he slipped and called them “Americans” lost the debate right there
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:30 |
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It took Carson all that time to do the math, incorrectly.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:33 |
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Fun fact: code at Hewlett Packard wasn’t allowed to exceed three lines under Fiorina.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:36 |
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HE GETS CHEERED FOR THAT?!
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:38 |
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Logikv9 posted:look at fiorina try to defend a train wreck “Look over there! The general economy got into a fender bender!”
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:43 |
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“Being a CEO was really hard.”
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:44 |
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Rand: taking hostages didn’t go as well as I hoped last time.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:48 |
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fsif posted:Getting too intense, let's cut to Rand It worked so well that I could almost believe they invited him to the debate just for that purpose.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:49 |
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Huckabee risking everything for that senior vote.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:53 |
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mormonpartyboat posted:wait what? I don’t think so, but it sure sounded like that.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:05 |
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“My family has a history of living in sin.”
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:14 |
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Carson can’t even handle the softest of softballs.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:16 |
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“I didn’t have any involvement with them.” “I am literally shilling for them right now.”
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:17 |
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UIApplication posted:Did they hand out .45's at the entrance Are we talking about booze or bullets here? Because both are topical.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:22 |
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In this debate: the U.S. has a net brain drain
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:25 |
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Fiorina acts like she has a satellite delay despite being within earshot.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:26 |
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comedy gold standard
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:29 |
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Huckabee: I will intercept rogue blimps with F‐22s.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:32 |
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whatis posted:rubio doesnt understand how percentages work Rubio doesn’t understand how words works.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:37 |
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“I’m going to end gridlock in Washington.” “BTW also I’m going to freeze regulations for one year.”
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:40 |
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“yes, I might” on a hypothetical in which I could have said what they wanted to hear
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:47 |
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Trump is sponsored by DuPont Teflon® and Kevlar®.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:49 |
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Rand Paul: polygamy is the answer.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:59 |
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Huckabee’s plan is to cure cancer. Rand’s is to skip straight to curing mortality.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 03:04 |
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Jeb!: “…if we do nothing. I have a concrete plan to do just that.”
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 03:05 |
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Rand Paul has swapped platforms with the entire rest of the party.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 03:08 |
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Carson is like that old lady that gave you a nickel for mowing her lawn and told you to buy something nice with it.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 03:10 |
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Rubio realises what a trainwreck the debate was.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 03:12 |
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zen death robot posted:Didn't Cruz's dad stop off in Canada on his way here? Ted was born in Canada.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 03:15 |
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Trump takes credit for aborting the debate.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 03:17 |
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Huckabee should have stuck to Shakespeare’s wording.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 03:19 |
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pathetic little tramp posted:Amazing if true Whether or not it is true, anyone should have seen the ’shops coming when posing with a sign like that.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 03:28 |
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zen death robot posted:I can't remember anything Fiorina said Ten minutes of “Everything bad is ultimately rooted in the existence of government.” Thirty seconds of “Being a CEO is really hard. Stop picking on me.”
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 04:30 |
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I think the CNBC moderators legitimately feared for their lives and that’s why they phoned in the second half.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 05:53 |