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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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Oct 14, 2012
Andy Puzder is on CNBC and the host is throwing him plenty of tearjerking stories about how we're "not going to hear any free market solutions" because PANDERING.

EDIT: "I have sympathy for the poor but don't raise the minimum wage so much it KILLS JOBS." - a CEO

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Oct 14, 2012
These pundits are absolutely horrific; is the demographic for CNBC conservative, rich crybabies?

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Oct 14, 2012
These people are insane or desperate on CNBC; this man literally said that Jindal's brand is to be "the smartest guy in the room" and "wonky". They are insanely delusional.

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Oct 14, 2012
Has a single one of these "economy only!" debates ever not devolved the exact same way as all other debates? I never remember them sticking to the subject.

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Oct 14, 2012
Rick Santorum: A conservative who can deliver (pizzas starting next week)!

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Oct 14, 2012
"I think that's a false choice."

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Oct 14, 2012
LMAO Lindsey Graham gonna mention this all night and drop out tomorrow, God bless.

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Oct 14, 2012
Pataki going full-Webb tonight.

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Oct 14, 2012
Jindal: The USA will be the next Greece.

Hmmm, perhaps, but maybe not.

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Oct 14, 2012

Joementum posted:

Lindsey Graham is going to fist everyone.

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Oct 14, 2012
"I get rid of the death penalty NO WAIT I MEAN"

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Oct 14, 2012
I love when the moderators killshot the employees.

EDIT: "employees" should be "candidates", but alas.

Also LOL 12%

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Oct 14, 2012
Nice knowing you, Senator Graham.

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Oct 14, 2012
Actually a decent Bernie joke there, haha.

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Oct 14, 2012

Mr Jaunts posted:

Is the kids table 60 minutes or 90?

It's 75 on my DVR.

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Oct 14, 2012
These people are literal children.

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Oct 14, 2012

Popular Thug Drink posted:

this is like an always sunny ep

This is actually shamefully accurate.

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Oct 14, 2012
I like what Jindal's saying - has anyone tried to repeal Obamacare yet?

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Oct 14, 2012
"When the kids get sick, you don't go on vacation." - a wonderful welfare-queen throwback.

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Oct 14, 2012
Rick Santelli angrily...let's say "asking a question".

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Oct 14, 2012
Pataki: "Obamacare is the worst law of my lifetime."

I could probably think of a few worse ones.

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Oct 14, 2012
Santorum: I'M A DRUNK

EDIT: drat.

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Oct 14, 2012
"Unearned success"

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Oct 14, 2012
Santorum coughing right as Pataki says "It's dumb that we'd question if vaccines are the way to go." is the best accidental highlight.

Santorum shakes his head in disapproval.

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Oct 14, 2012
Wasn't the 2020 Clear Vision for America his plan last time too?

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Oct 14, 2012
Free market solutions for for-profit colleges? That checks out, sure.

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Oct 14, 2012
At least Graham seems to be having fun.

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Oct 14, 2012
"Take away the punch bowl"

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Oct 14, 2012
"I cut my teeth on liberalism, ha ha ha."

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Oct 14, 2012
Jesus, Republicans have a lot of hilarious "We didn't mess up" excuses for losing elections.

Fleischer giving us "2012 had an random economic upswing that made people feel good", and THAT'S why the GOP lost.

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Oct 14, 2012

blablablabla posted:

Obama would win a third term

I contend that this hypothetical victory pisses off Republicans in just about equal measure with his two actual victories.

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Oct 14, 2012
"I'm not saying Rand Paul was greeted like a rock star..."

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Oct 14, 2012

Epic High Five posted:

The big event is going to be Rubio resigning his seat, it's just dumb and relevant enough for them to think it's a good idea

This would be so fantastic.

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Oct 14, 2012

Amergin posted:

does everyone sound drunk or is it just me?

I think someone just slurred "Fiorina', so maybe.

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Oct 14, 2012
The scary weed pictures.

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Oct 14, 2012
Kasich comes out attacking, and literally nobody will answer this weakness question.

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Oct 14, 2012
Does Ben Carson believe saying he won't be on the attack is going to save him from a coming dogpile?

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Oct 14, 2012
LMAO CRUZ

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Oct 14, 2012

Tatum Girlparts posted:

They should play the space jam theme behind this

#trumpwink

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Oct 14, 2012
Rubio was ready for this and he's piledriven Jeb into the ground.

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