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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
holy poo poo carson

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
like a garbage truck crashing into a nitroglycerin plant

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
cutting from trump to carson is like chugging a bottle of nyquil mid rave

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Kro-Bar posted:

What the gently caress does Carson even say? I feel like it's impossible to actually track what he says for more than four or five words in a row.

look, that's not...look - it's very simple - uhh, go back to the transcript. if you see the transcript, what i actually said, it's not that at all. it's uhh

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
"mr rubio why are you here?"

"that is a great question, and lots of people ask me that"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
:rip: jeb

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
"ok jeb, you said republicans suck, is that why you suck?"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
ahhhhhhhhhhh

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
asking carson if he can do math is a substantiative question, though

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Logikv9 posted:

this is so awful and amazing

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Mordiceius posted:

Just joined in. Any highlights I've missed so far?

its basically GOP.avi

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
wait what?

did he just ask jeb "you said you'd take a deal before, would you take it now" and jeb responded with "yes and that was catastrophic"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

paranoid randroid posted:

sallie mae was taking $1000 every month? jesus gently caress marco, whered you get your loans from, a check cashing place?

the seminole hard rock casino

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
its pretty clear that carson isnt the guy to go to for an autism cure

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i hope this ends with a riot

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Anorexic Robot posted:

"The Profit" looks like a real life Nathan For You

nathan should moderate the next debate

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

TEAYCHES posted:

what just happened with the booing plz explain my friends were yelling about gays

Missed the whole question

"do you think it is wrong that you are selling a box of powdered sugar with DR CARSON'S CURE-ALL sharpied in on the side"
"i didnt do that. also, did you say it comes in new butter pecan flavor? sounds delicious, that's why i use it"
"we have pictures of you doing it"
"well i didnt approve of them using my pictures to sell them. especially not to sell the new formula specially designed to shut down the devil causing your cancer"
"does your vetting process suck or what"
**BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO**

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
this is the best debate

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
CHINA? MEXICO? CHINA? MEXICO?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
if trump blames jeb for 9/11 in his closing arguments he will unironically earn my vote

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
ohio, home of the browns, who is logo is the color orange

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
ahhhhhhhh im dying

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
"baby boomers are filthy breeders"
-rand paul

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Zoran posted:

I wanted to see someone commit political suicide and it hasn't happened yet.

you must have missed when jeb kneeled down and opened his mouth for a face full of rubio fart

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
huckabee will fix diabetes
carson will fix autism
rand will fix incels

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i wonder if carson's brain surgery practice was secretly a mad genius' philanthropic idea to give little bits of his own brain to the maladied

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

UIApplication posted:

Everyone on this stage deserves a 100lb sack of rice falling on them

everyone in the building deserves it collapsing

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

BouncingBuckyBalls posted:

Christie is staring in an ad within the debate. Brilliant.

wanted to see him pull out a walkman to play some orchestral swell

"pop quiz, america" *violin screech*

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
oh my god

loving

ahhh

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

wait what's with the ordering here?

alphabetical by height

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Morn came and went—and came, and brought no day,
And men forgot their passions in the dread
Of this their desolation; and all hearts
Were chill'd into a selfish prayer for light:
And they did live by watchfires—and the thrones,
The palaces of crowned kings—the huts,
The habitations of all things which dwell,
Were burnt for beacons; cities were consum'd,
And men were gather'd round their blazing homes
To look once more into each other's face;
Happy were those who dwelt within the eye
Of the volcanos, and their mountain-torch:
A fearful hope was all the world contain'd;
Forests were set on fire—but hour by hour
They fell and faded—and the crackling trunks
Extinguish'd with a crash—and all was black.
The brows of men by the despairing light
Wore an unearthly aspect, as by fits
The flashes fell upon them; some lay down
And hid their eyes and wept; and some did rest
Their chins upon their clenched hands, and smil'd;
And others hurried to and fro, and fed
Their funeral piles with fuel, and look'd up
With mad disquietude on the dull sky,
The pall of a past world; and then again
With curses cast them down upon the dust,
And gnash'd their teeth and howl'd...

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lord of Pie posted:

He should shoot up another 30 points for that sweet mercy

hail satan

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Sheikh Djibouti posted:

So how did the clown menagerie do tonight? Was it as comical as the last debate? I only caught the last few minutes of the debate, and I got the feeling the candidates came off as less overtly absurd than last time and may have actually managed to cover their bullshit with a veneer of seeming plausibility.

an actual thing that happened tonight: multiple candidates agreed that instead of spending money on medicine, we should just cure all the diseases

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
if the whole arena collapsed killing everyone in it, the eulogy would be "well they loving deserved it"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

zen death robot posted:

I can't remember anything Fiorina said

she said she didn't smile enough, before reminding everyone why that isnt a bad thing

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Fitzy Fitz posted:

How did it go again?

"I do not represent that product. I only spoke at a few of their events. Also I use their product every day. Thank you."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gO8ny1jins

jump to 6:24 for the start of the mannatech discussion, it is mind boggling

or just 8:50 to see "look it is just enthusiastic sales people saying it cures anything, also i dont get sick now that i take it"

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