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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im pumped, the consistent lead that trump and carson have had in the polls since the last debate means bush, rubio and the rest are gonna really have to ratchet up the crazy to stand out

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

SOCIALISM
take a shot!!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i drink a lot of coors beer too

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

obama played the long game for socialist healthcare!!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

AlternateNu posted:

Yeeeeees. Obamacare is the reason small insurance companies can't get in the market. :rolleyes:

uh well if they have more than 100 employees a small insurance company has to offer their own employees insurance thus-

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

aw graham. you are the cutest wanna-be war criminal :3:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

lindsay graham: grindr

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

hahahahahahahaha

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Von Sloneker posted:

And that's why they call me ol' Factory Floor Santorum.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

pathetic little tramp posted:

Wonder if Graham's fierce warmongerring is his campaigning for Secretary of Defence?

yup

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

AfroLine posted:

who are these jokers

the kind of people who set the media narrative in these great united states

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

welcome back bobby

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Zoran posted:

My parents do. They are retired and spend their days day trading. :eng99:

dont tell them that if they just invested the money in a general index fund and left it alone theyd get better results

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

AlternateNu posted:

:cheers: Needs more Coors.

only santorum drinks that garbage. graham would never touch the stuff

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

hope that stream plays that hate amerikkka beat during one of the commercials

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

what just happened with the booing plz explain my friends were yelling about gays

Missed the whole question

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

DeepDickPizza posted:

Haha. CNBC gets the debate and decides it's in their best interest to go to some dumb show that nobody cares about ten minutes later instead of actual coverage. :psyduck:

its a mercy

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im glad the iraq war ladys social media team is funny

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Aliquid posted:

condi rice?

no, hillary clinton, who voted for the iraq war and pressured other democrats into doing the same :allears:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


i wish i had a social media team too, maybe itd help my posting out if i paid a bunch of people six figure salaries to run this account for me

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Constant Hamprince posted:

the desperate flailing of all the idiots on this forum as bernie slips further and further into obscurity is starting to compete with the republican primary circus in the booming market of unintentional comedy.

im not saying i wont vote for her if she wins the nomination, but losing your poo poo over her social media team is dumb as hell

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Commie NedFlanders posted:

I won't vote for her

good you have better restraint than i do in a polling booth

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Sharkie posted:

too bad bernie, who voted for the war in Afghanistan, wants to continue droning people, inevitably killing innocents. sad sad sad.

think in terms of relative megadeaths

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

drones employ coroners and construction workers in third world countries

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Constant Hamprince posted:

bernie's gun policies only employ half as many professions, but at least they keep the jobs in the good ol' USA

nationalize the gun manufacturing and sale industry imo full communism now

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


i mean there are only so many things we can agree on about how garbage the republicans are, its the third debate and the jokes arent as funny

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

zen death robot posted:

CNBC as "mainstream media" when it's one of the least watched channels

their pundits are the same flavor as the rest of the cable channels, just less competent and relegated to the third tier cable network who will hire them

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


lol

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

graham somehow won the second debate as well

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

mormonpartyboat posted:

if the whole arena collapsed killing everyone in it, the eulogy would be "well they loving deserved it"

:rip: rand pauls curly locks

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

zen death robot posted:

I can't remember anything Fiorina said

she had beedy eyes and said she wanted to run government like she ran hp

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

its tragic that the auditorium at the university of colorado in boulder was rapidly engulfed in flames tonight but im glad everyone running for the republican nomination is now dead

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

paranoid randroid posted:

clinton v trump, i think, would be a wash in terms of numbers because honestly i think anyone with even a modicum of engagement would already have made up their minds about the two going into the debates. theyre both so high profile, everyone already has an opinion, and is there anything the donald could say that would make someone who doesnt already hate hillary start hating her? is clinton going to point out that trump hates latinos like rats and have that come as a surprise to someone?

i think shed beat him but it wouldnt be as much as one would hope

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

paranoid randroid posted:

i think we can all agree that ted cruz is a simpering little toad

on NPR today a guest was analyzing republican candidates by the complexity of their speaking on one axis, and the positivity vs negativity of their ideas on another axis, and they said ted cruz was most like beowulf

at that point i did the needful thing

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


they said donald trump was most like huckleberry finn by mark twain

i just googled it i guess they interviewed this guy

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/10/28/upshot/matching-candidates-with-the-books-they-sound-like.html

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

paranoid randroid posted:

how the gently caress is middlemarch more complex than ulysses

what the gently caress is the encyclopedia of needlework

when i read treasure island in middle school i thought it was pretty confusing

im guessing this is all made up and is the kind of thing someone creates to get interviewed on npr for five minutes

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Milk Malk posted:

They say that they use the SMOG index to determine complexity, but how do they analyse the positivity/negativity of the statements?

:shrug:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

the cnbc moderators were not better than cnn, just somehow even more shameless and playing into the insanity for further ratings. unless they are playing some genius long game i dont see it as good

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im glad jim cramer is still on a national stage though

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