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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
bless jebs little heart

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InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Epic High Five posted:

Trump is the Trump we deserve

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
carson is interesting in that he always looks like hes looking into the middle distance

I think hes looking at jesus

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

XyrlocShammypants posted:

My favorite part of every gop debate is going to all the online polls and voting for trump to help skew the results

somehow, some way, I think hes counting on that

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

TEAYCHES posted:

its tragic that the auditorium at the university of colorado in boulder was rapidly engulfed in flames tonight but im glad everyone running for the republican nomination is now dead

that won't stump the trump

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Base Camp Blanket posted:

As JEB! is a George McFly level doofus, I believe it will be harder for Trump to trash Rubio than Bush.

How could it possibly get any easier?

ever smothered a baby


Trump probably has

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

paranoid randroid posted:

smothered a baby in the yoogest, most luxurious satin pillowcase

it died well and would poll well for him

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I'm not saying killing babies is GOOD, but let's be real, everyone does it, and I could name names, but I won't, because I'm nice. I'm just gonna say if I was a baby and had to pick how I'd die, a Trump pillowcase would probably be top of the list.

:captainpop:

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

paranoid randroid posted:

i think we can all agree that ted cruz is a simpering little toad

i really wanna know how that machinegun bacon tasted

I hope they greased the gun from head to toe beforehand

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

they mustve been thinking of the version with angelina jolie

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
trump deals with other businessmen, he HAS to explain like they're five

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

TEAYCHES posted:

when i read treasure island in middle school i thought it was pretty confusing

im guessing this is all made up and is the kind of thing someone creates to get interviewed on npr for five minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4Ha9HQvMo&t=61s

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

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InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

I missed the debate. What was the most cringe-worthy moment?

cnbc

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