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Who will win the debate?
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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

chris christie in the opening shot:

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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well, first of all: HELLO, BOULDER ARE YOU READY TO ROCK

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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"i intend to be a commander in chief who can win a war we can't afford to lose"

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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"what loopholes would you specifically get rid of ??"

"uh how about ALL OF THE MIDIOT"

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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he's explaining to the crowd how Jade Empire worked

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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did graham just talk about our animes

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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okay but first HELLO, COLORADO ARE YOU READY TO ROCK

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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santorum brings out a corkboard of obamacare and insurance companies, and connected by tacks and red string

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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"uber, twitter, and uh, ... communication. the communication app."

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Tomb is empty???

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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oh mY GOD THE BENNY HILL MUSIC

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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i'm litelrly on the ground laughing hhahjahjahjhah

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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"i should tell you... i saw a ben carson bumper sticker..."

top-level reporting

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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shoutouts to cnbc for giving an enormous 6-year-old boy a position as a news anchor

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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"graham says he's the beer guy... but is he really ?? let's Check It Out"

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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this tan suit lady. hachi machi :sweatdrop:

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

She's drunk/high/both.

i-i-i-i-i..... [stares down for five seconds]

i don't know what happened after that because i was laughing so hard

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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Zeta Taskforce posted:

And the cutest one was sooooooooooooooooooo gay! :allears:

hmmm. disagreed. with the first part.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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AfroLine posted:

i have so many apps on my phone but where are the private sector jobs?

kids out there, they gotta buy apps. millennials and apps... like freaking Garfield and Lasagna !!

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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i hope a nuclear bomb wipes out the entire world and these two puppets are all that's left when aliens come to check out this irradiated rock

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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is this a trailer for a spooky movie

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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oddium posted:

chris christie in the opening shot:


oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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prepare for the Michael Scott greatest weakness answer

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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oddium posted:

prepare for the Michael Scott greatest weakness answer

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

BOOOM

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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"mr. trump, your question is: how many wishes are left on your monkey's paw"

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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"dr carson, your plan doesn't work"

"hey, it works if you're SMART"

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my internet went out what did kasich say noooooooooooooooo

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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CRY HAVOK

LET SLIP

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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AHHHHHHHHH YES YES AFTER TEN THOUSAND JEERS I'M FREE

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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WE'RE THE MODERATORS NOW

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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CRUZ'S TRUE SKELETON GOBLIN BODY IS TRYING TO ESCAPE

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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ahhhhhhhh rand's not sustaining me... gimme the good stuff ..................

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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christie forgot to take off his palpatine makeup from a hallowe'en party earlier

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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increase the retirement age to 150. cruz's race of ancient goblin folk benefit insanely well

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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AlternateNu posted:

So, does the first "C" in "CNBC" stand for "Captialism"? (Legitimate question.)

i think it stands for consumer

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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Stereotype posted:

cable I think

it's consumer news and business channel

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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jim cramer is dead but his skeleton is puppeting him inside trying to pose as a Normal Human

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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these people are all insane

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

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MariusMS posted:

Kasich just stewing and ready to pounce if ever called upon again

he's dead man, keep up

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

did someone bet kasich to beat them with one arm behind his back

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