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select james type of your are person:
This poll is closed.
non-james (what are you even doign here??) 39 21.67%
natural james 23 12.78%
james by marriage 11 6.11%
unnatural james 19 10.56%
converted james 10 5.56%
previously james 12 6.67%
convertible james 12 6.67%
"video james" 54 30.00%
Total: 86 votes
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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
its time for the periodic james survey. please indicate your level of jamesness

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pram
Jun 10, 2001
james the jamesest jameses u james

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
today's my birthday!

*every single james from every subforum and chat thread comes in for a big party*

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
my middle name is james, please add this option to the poll

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i owuld count that as natural james, but if a mod could add to teh poll maybe "middle natural james" and "last natural james"

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
I am not James.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



when i was forced into catholic school i took james as my confirmation name, does that count.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

triple sulk posted:

when i was forced into catholic school i took james as my confirmation name, does that count.

that would be Converted James.

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
natural james checking in

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
I'm shames

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
James Jameson here

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
james jameson the third, fan of bideo james, reporting in

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
james just james

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

my middle name is james, please add this option to the poll

my middle name is james

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i know a guy who will get angry if you call him jim or john or jimmy

it's JAMES

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
what about jimbo? is it ok if i call him jimbo?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
jus gon put this out there - how many Andrew we got

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
jimmy is always superior
and more gangsta compare to James

when jimmies wanna be called james you know their love has turned ahit

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Suspicious posted:

what about jimbo? is it ok if i call him jimbo?

no it's seriously a red sore spot

he's like "my name is JAMES and thats it ok"

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

echinopsis posted:

jimmy is always superior
and more gangsta compare to James

when jimmies wanna be called james you know their love has turned ahit

standard greeting from a:

Jimmy:
"Hey broh whats up how you been?"

James:
HELLO MY NAME IS JAMES END TRANSMISSION

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i ujsed to know a jimmy. we used to call him "L C", which was an initialisation of "long cock" coz that mother fucker had the biggest dick. he was so shy about it too. kind of guy that has abs without trying. large build. not fat. real good nice friendly guy. get him drunk and chant "long cock" enough and he gets it out. he started going out with a girl and she was 17 when he was 20. we gave him poo poo and so he said like "shes seventeen and a half", so we called her "jay seventeen point five". later on they got married and she said that it never happens without lube. i knew these guys from church. when I was drunk one time I told her I jerked off about her. i apologised a while later

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
good guy. i showed him a picture of ubuntu in the early 2000s and he isntalled it. he had a full indy jones outfit

a true james:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i also just now learned that we are no longer friends on facebook

once I was in hanmer and coming down from a trip and my wife and I saw him and his wife and my wife goes "you guys still going to church" - its such an insulting question, like "are you still mental?" and maybe that started the defriending ball rolling


welp

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
his wife had such a heaving bosom

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

echinopsis posted:

good guy. i showed him a picture of ubuntu in the early 2000s and he isntalled it. he had a full indy jones outfit

a true james:


i have that hat

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

echinopsis posted:

his wife had such a heaving bosom

how is your wife's experimental phase going?

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

incidentally i knew a guy we called "MC" short for "Moose Cock"

celeron 300a
Jan 23, 2005

by exmarx
Yam Slacker
Checkbox poll, voted 5.

I am not a james, voted accordingly.

Also voted "video james" since it was in quotes and it felt right.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

celeron 300a posted:

I am not a james

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Roosevelt posted:

how is your wife's experimental phase going?

with what bulresqye or open relationship?

her flirt crush is a bit weaksauce right now. the girl ive started sex chatting with, well we're already talking about chocking on cock and double penetration so its going well. its fun! my wife likes reading the things i send

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

shine on you crazy diamond

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
i'm james prime

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Roosevelt posted:

i know a guy who will get angry if you call him jim or john or jimmy

it's JAMES
lol @ getting mad at being called jim or jimmy. when i was a kid my family called me jim but my literal government name is james so when i started school that's what it had on the forms and that's what my teacher called me and i didn't correct her like some timid beta bitch so that's what my classmates who became my friends called me. so now i tend to shamefully identify by my slave name though my immediate family still mostly call me jim and i have a few friends who mostly call me jimmy

but john is not a james. its like lolling at someone getting pissed off if u call them jordan or frank or idiot hell fucker or someshit. tho my mum used to occasionally call me hamish or seamus which are okay because those are legit celtic variants and we're white af

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
also i used to have a friend named gonzalo who used to get pissed off when i called him gonzo so i was like what should i call you then and he was all gonzalo just gonzalo so i said but three syllables is too fuckin many u selfish oval office then a while later he defriended me on facebook

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
ive just been browsing r/blackpeopletwitter and I swear you sound exactly like that


jony ive aces posted:

we're white af

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

shames

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

jony ive aces posted:

but john is not a james.
i guess it's okay if you call me jony though

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Jim

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