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select james type of your are person:
This poll is closed.
non-james (what are you even doign here??) 39 21.67%
natural james 23 12.78%
james by marriage 11 6.11%
unnatural james 19 10.56%
converted james 10 5.56%
previously james 12 6.67%
convertible james 12 6.67%
"video james" 54 30.00%
Total: 86 votes
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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

gently caress you

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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
i am james irl

Kathleen
Feb 26, 2013

Grimey Drawer
i like my name

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Barnacle James

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Valeyard posted:

Barnacle James

face as long as a GTX 990

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
I'm a bad James

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
[stands up] My name's James, and I'm a James

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
photograph of a rare double james

Jerry Bindle fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Oct 29, 2015

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

bobbilljim posted:

i owuld count that as natural james, but if a mod could add to teh poll maybe "middle natural james" and "last natural james"

whoa i never considered myself a natural james. crazy!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



I...












am not james

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Barnyard Protein posted:

photograph of a rare double james



Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
my wife doesn't ask for anniversary presents, she knows she has already received the most valuable gift... the name "james"

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

echinopsis posted:

i ujsed to know a jimmy. we used to call him "L C", which was an initialisation of "long cock" coz that mother fucker had the biggest dick. he was so shy about it too. kind of guy that has abs without trying. large build. not fat. real good nice friendly guy. get him drunk and chant "long cock" enough and he gets it out. he started going out with a girl and she was 17 when he was 20. we gave him poo poo and so he said like "shes seventeen and a half", so we called her "jay seventeen point five". later on they got married and she said that it never happens without lube. i knew these guys from church. when I was drunk one time I told her I jerked off about her. i apologised a while later

jony ive aces posted:

also i used to have a friend named gonzalo who used to get pissed off when i called him gonzo so i was like what should i call you then and he was all gonzalo just gonzalo so i said but three syllables is too fuckin many u selfish oval office then a while later he defriended me on facebook

lol

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

best sitcom

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i'm james for pay

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


my irl name is also evan

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

qntm posted:

[stands up] My name's James, and I'm a James
hello, james

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Shaggar posted:

best sitcom

it was real good

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

bobbilljim posted:

face as long as a GTX 990

Barnacle James has a long stack trace

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

who's getting demoted to jim this month?

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
now now, there's no need to use your real name here at Jameses Anonymous

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer
i dinnae understand the question

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



i tried compiling the contents of this thread into a good thread but every language i tried just errored out!!!

could this be....a bad post???

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



no its important to identify all james for the coming purge

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

I'm not James

Pro tier James imho

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

echinopsis posted:

i ujsed to know a jimmy. we used to call him "L C", which was an initialisation of "long cock" coz that mother fucker had the biggest dick. he was so shy about it too. kind of guy that has abs without trying. large build. not fat. real good nice friendly guy. get him drunk and chant "long cock" enough and he gets it out. he started going out with a girl and she was 17 when he was 20. we gave him poo poo and so he said like "shes seventeen and a half", so we called her "jay seventeen point five". later on they got married and she said that it never happens without lube. i knew these guys from church. when I was drunk one time I told her I jerked off about her. i apologised a while later

same

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



maniacdevnull posted:

I'm not James


Pro tier James imho

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

just to be clear, I apologised for telling her I jerked off over her, not the jerking per se

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
my middle jame is james does that count am i james enuff??

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

echinopsis posted:

i ujsed to know a jimmy. we used to call him "L C", which was an initialisation of "long cock" coz that mother fucker had the biggest dick. he was so shy about it too. kind of guy that has abs without trying. large build. not fat. real good nice friendly guy. get him drunk and chant "long cock" enough and he gets it out. he started going out with a girl and she was 17 when he was 20. we gave him poo poo and so he said like "shes seventeen and a half", so we called her "jay seventeen point five". later on they got married and she said that it never happens without lube. i knew these guys from church. when I was drunk one time I told her I jerked off about her. i apologised a while later

c'mon man you can't leave us hangin' like that we need stats and measurements

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
I may be but a weak and feeble non-James, but I have the heart and stomach of a james!

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

BooLoo posted:

I may be but a weak and feeble non-James, but I have the heart and stomach of a james!

that's our word

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
hey now, this thread is all about accepting james :)

even those not lucky enough to be born a james

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
now what up mah jimjames

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
James Rustler

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Valeyard posted:

James Rustler

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qntm
Jun 17, 2009

Valeyard posted:

James Rustler

I may actually steal and use this name for something

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