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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

DAE use this sick burn when someone asks u to do a thing

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
pity gas

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn_ZRatLl1o

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Reminds me of the xkcd comic I have framed in my office.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Get with the modern era OP:

"I can't, running unit tests"

*Adds Thread.sleep(10000) to every unit test for "multithreaded cases"

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
lol if you don't have multiple other projects to work on while another project is blocked

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



lol if u compile, nigga i script

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Flat Daddy posted:

Reminds me of the xkcd comic I have framed in my office.

did you mean dilbert?

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
It takes like 5 minutes for my Maven builds to complete

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
in my job we call it "compounding"

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

echinopsis posted:

in my job we call it "compounding"

When you're with someone's mom, it's called "pounding"

Skarp
Sep 27, 2013

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

lol if you don't have multiple other projects to work on while another project is blocked

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

synthesis, place n route, and programming takes a deece 20 minutes lol

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

lol if you don't have multiple other projects to work on while another project is blocked

my other project is your mom

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Valeyard posted:

my other project is your mom

still havent solved the issue of her blocking all ur IO requests?

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

funny enough i remember when being a javascript programmer meant you didn't have to compile

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
i use a scripting langageue so i can run my new code instantly in 20 minutes when my docker environment has rebuilt :smug:

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

actually my code is usually live in my local env browser in like 7 seconds, but things like "npm install" and other crap take a good few minutes

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
optimizing application 85 of 126

crazysim
May 23, 2004
I AM SOOOOO GAY

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

optimizing application 85 of 126

yospos

Mario Incandenza
Aug 24, 2000

Tell me, small fry, have you ever heard of the golden Triumph Forks?

suffix posted:

i use a scripting langageue so i can run my new code instantly in 3 hours after pushing commits to three different repos, doing a code deployment, filing a JIRA ticket to open a firewall hole, running puppet, and clicking a button on a web page

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

PleasureKevin posted:

actually my code is usually live in my local env browser in like 7 seconds, but things like "npm install" and other crap take a good few minutes

thats funny b/c my 3-project .net solution is ready in 3

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
sometimes I do a clean build when I need some web browsing time

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