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Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Royal's manager Ned Yost's tactics are so different from how most every other club in baseball is playing right now it is melting the brains of all the money ball statistics-based nerd experts who can not understand why the Royals win when the math clearly shows they should not.

Yost is doing what in Magic: The Gathering is called "playing the metagame".

Standard "correct" baseball philosophy had become to turtle up on defense while playing a slow and deliberate offense that, according to all the statisticians, was the most mathematically sound guarantee of winning. So Yost has formed an offensive strategy specifically designed to out-score and overwhelm the slow-and-steady style everyone else is using.

It is exactly what happened in Magic years back when the metagame was dominated by control decks that were 90% defense and 10% offense. To counter this a group of players that included a dude named Paul Sligh invented an all-red deck style that was 100% offense. Because it is impossible for a 100% defensive deck to win the Sligh decks were statistically guaranteed to make so many offensive plays that the control decks couldn't defend against everything.

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BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I've touched a girl's boob.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
not clickbox and no goku... sorry op but gotta rate this one a 2 at best. my hands are tied.


BigBoss posted:

I've touched a girl's boob.

me too, it loving owns

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




BigBoss posted:

I've touched a girl's boob.

Oh yeah, well I've had my penis inside a girl's vagina! :smug:

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Meta-game = Rock Paper Scissors, OP.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Who the gently caress cares about baseball? Or card games?

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

I can enjoy watching a baseball game if I'm drinking but I will never find the statistics behind it interesting because I don't have autism.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
baseball is good

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes
watching the royals knock out a half dozen singles in a row is p thrilling tbqh

idk what the equivalent is in magic because i've never played a nerd card game but i bet it's p special as well

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Kanthulhu posted:

Who the gently caress cares about baseball? Or card games?

Nobody, but the concept of a "meta-game" is a clever thing to know.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

baseball is good

its really bad mostly, actually

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Infidel Castro posted:

Oh yeah, well I've had my penis inside a girl's vagina! :smug:

I have and I once played a game of Magic :smuggo:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like Baseball. The Dodgers are my favorite team but right now im rooting for the Royals!!!!!!


Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Nooner posted:

I like Baseball. The Dodgers are my favorite team but right now im rooting for the Royals!!!!!!

Is that why your sig features a failed dodger

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I have no idea what you are on about, but I am happy for your joy

Rond
Mar 2, 2015
Both are cool, but magic is a bit better than baseball

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
nice job, u loving owned all those baseball nerd

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Broenheim posted:

nice job, u loving owned all those baseball nerd

No sir, it is Ned Yost who is the nerd slayer.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Baseball strategy: HIT BALL HARD

Wow revolutionary

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

you can laugh and call him a nerd, but the world of sports stats is ruled by nerds now

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Maoist Pussy posted:

Meta-game = Rock Paper Scissors, OP.

The game is rock/paper/scissors. The meta-game is knowing that when everyone else always chooses paper you should always choose scissors.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Rando posted:

No sir, it is Ned Yost who is the nerd slayer.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
voted 5 because the royals are cool and good.

and yes, Yost owns.

Hosmer owns.

Moustaskas owns.

Salvadore Perez also, does in fact, own

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
I will say I like Bartholo Colon despite playing for the Mets.

I like him because he proves that I have the physique of a professional athlete

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

basically if you enjoy boring games you will really like this thread.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Mod, please move thread to SAS where sports are appreciated.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
mods move this thread to the gas chamber where these threads are appreciated

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

Infidel Castro posted:

Oh yeah, well I've had my penis inside a girl's vagina! :smug:
not long enough for her to be a woman

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Broenheim posted:

mods move this thread to the gas chamber where these threads are appreciated

:iceburn:

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
I enjoy the antics of Ned Yost. I do not know anything about M:TG. I know this does not help but I never hoped it did.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
All I know is I'm highly in favor of perennial mediocrity (Jays, Mets, Cubs) and cellar-dwelling laughingstocks (Royals) rising up to beat the tar out of teams with payrolls twice their size.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Rando posted:

Royal's manager Ned Yost's tactics are so different from how most every other club in baseball is playing right now it is melting the brains of all the money ball statistics-based nerd experts who can not understand why the Royals win when the math clearly shows they should not.

Yost is doing what in Magic: The Gathering is called "playing the metagame".

Standard "correct" baseball philosophy had become to turtle up on defense while playing a slow and deliberate offense that, according to all the statisticians, was the most mathematically sound guarantee of winning. So Yost has formed an offensive strategy specifically designed to out-score and overwhelm the slow-and-steady style everyone else is using.

It is exactly what happened in Magic years back when the metagame was dominated by control decks that were 90% defense and 10% offense. To counter this a group of players that included a dude named Paul Sligh invented an all-red deck style that was 100% offense. Because it is impossible for a 100% defensive deck to win the Sligh decks were statistically guaranteed to make so many offensive plays that the control decks couldn't defend against everything.

That's legitimately cool

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Beef Turret posted:

That's legitimately cool

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

Beef Turret posted:

That's legitimately cool

:agreed:

does that make the cubs like naya lightsabre or something like that?

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
The Brewers shouldn't have fired Ned Yost. He clearly has some kind of idiot baseball magic going on.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I keep meeting people who insist that baseball can be enjoyable to watch but I don't believe it and have yet to see it demonstrated. If you enjoy baseball you probably also enjoy loving math and looking at numbers on a stat sheet or whatever dumb poo poo.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Jim Barris posted:

If you enjoy baseball you probably also enjoy loving math and looking at numbers on a stat sheet or whatever dumb poo poo.

That's very true.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
What the gently caress is a naya lightsabre?

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Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

Rando posted:

What the gently caress is a naya lightsabre?

red green white zoo deck that won the world championship2010 iirc through sheer luck. the cards in it were like a deck an 8 year old would make.

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