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beer pal

a jar of honey but its got a chinese finger trap in it instead of honey

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beer pal

bear shoes that look really good but theyre a size too small

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google THIS

a thread titled "what's wrong with being a bear justice warrior?"

alnilam

bear-sized computer with world of warcraft running

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dogcrash truther posted:

traps labeled "trap 1" "trap 2" and "Trap 4." this is not a literal trap for a bear, it isa trap for a bear's mind

beer pal posted:

a jar of honey but its got a chinese finger trap in it instead of honey


alnilam posted:

bear-sized computer with world of warcraft running

Pedantra

by Lowtax

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Rangers Hate Him! (Click here to learn One Weird Trick for getting more picnic baskets)!

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dogcrash truther
Roko's Bearsilisk.

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
3 pages in and nobody has suggested picnic basket loaded with c4

Rodatose

corn, corn, corn
ranger turns out to be an ambush reporter with a pocketful of loaded questions

Rodatose fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Oct 30, 2015

Rodatose

corn, corn, corn
a 20 go to 10 loop program sent by a rival gang of hacker bears

Rodatose

corn, corn, corn
giant jar of honey that is actually a pitcher plant, so the farther you reach a paw in, the less chance of escape. the jar is symbolic for opiate addiction

Rodatose

corn, corn, corn
comfortable hammock a backyard bear can't get out of, because it turns out it's actually a net

Rodatose

corn, corn, corn
labor day cookout, with an all-day crime drama marathon on the tv inside house

Rodatose fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Oct 30, 2015

Rodatose

corn, corn, corn
large dog with a clapboard sign on it that says "small bear," that the mark bear will helplessly fall in love with. (alimony con job )

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


segregation and the cycle of bear poverty

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
florida

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Lil Cunty


me, in a new dress 20 minutes before the party: bear, does this make my butt look weird?


ty crap

ty landy

Rodatose

corn, corn, corn
bag of chips (crisps) with swarm of bees inside

Rodatose

corn, corn, corn
bear halloween costume with swarm of bees inside

beer pal

Lil Cunty posted:

me, in a new dress 20 minutes before the party: bear, does this make my butt look weird?

lol

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Don We Now

For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.




a lay-z-bear in front of a tv tuned to a bass fishing marathon with a 30 pack of honeyritas nearby

alnilam

Rodatose posted:

large dog with a clapboard sign on it that says "small bear," that the mark bear will helplessly fall in love with. (alimony con job )

Lil Cunty posted:

me, in a new dress 20 minutes before the party: bear, does this make my butt look weird?

alnilam

bee hive with a sign on it saying "GONE FISHIN' -BEES" but they actually haven't

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
mechanical salmon

alnilam

mechanical lady bear with lipstick who is actually filled with dynamite

alnilam

fish bombing run

dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

dogcrash truther posted:

traps labeled "trap 1" "trap 2" and "Trap 4." this is not a literal trap for a bear, it isa trap for a bear's mind

treasure bear

a rock and a hard place that are bear sized so that the bear could be caught between them

treasure bear

a promise

Ace of Baes
Matryoshka Picnic Basket

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Jumping Salmon Hologram Placed in Creek

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Ace of Baes
time share cave property

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Ace of Baes
jar of honey but its actually a lamp with an evil genie in it

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Ace of Baes
Buzzfeed article titled: "10 Things Every Bear Should Own/

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dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Ace of Baes
FBI Sting Website: BearlyLegalTeens.net

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Lil Cunty


Ace of Baes posted:

time share cave property


ty crap

ty landy

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Lil Cunty posted:

me, in a new dress 20 minutes before the party: bear, does this make my butt look weird?

Ace of Baes posted:

Matryoshka Picnic Basket

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big cell phone (Verizon)

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FREE PICNIC BASKET AND ALASKA GETAWAY + short presentation

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