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picture this: the lights are down low. the house is spotless. candles are lit, they're vanilla and fig and they fill the room with an exotic promise. prince's joy in repetition is playing on the stereo. your legs are freshly shaven and youre wearing your most flattering nightwear, the silky flowy one that hides your weird back fat. you pour a glass of red wine and shove your arm elbow deep into a freshly made from scratch cheesecake (the traditional Betty Crocker Cookbook recipe because it's the best). this is your time and you've earned it got an opinion about ketchup, bagels, or the Betty Crocker Cookbook cheesecake recipe? throw a goddamn fit itt |
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ketchup is bad, to me |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:06
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idk why but even the smell of it will make me lose my appetite |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:06
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here's an opinion: fresh sage tastes like thanksgiving and happy families, powdered dry sage tastes like basements and depression
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Oct 30, 2015 20:07
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for some reason nobody wants to believe me and they try to, like, catch me in a lie or something  "Do you like marinara? You do? Well A-HA wise guy, they're the same thing, you're obviously lying about ketchup. Check and mate" <-- a more or less real conversation that has happened way too many times |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:08
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alnilam posted:idk why but even the smell of it will make me lose my appetite that's me and maple. if I smell maple (syrup, bars, w/e) on an empty stomach I puke you should see my trying to navigate an ihop with a hangover it isn't pretty
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Oct 30, 2015 20:09
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alnilam posted:for some reason nobody wants to believe me and they try to, like, catch me in a lie or something "tomatoes are really good. vinegar is really good. spices are really good. sugar is really good. I'm going to make all these things horrible by mixing them together" -Thomas Ketchup, a real fucker
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Oct 30, 2015 20:11
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So you don't like Betty Crocker Cheesecake? |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:14
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alnilam posted:for some reason nobody wants to believe me and they try to, like, catch me in a lie or something If you like marinara and vinegar, that's is basically ketchup... I recommend just trying something non-heinz, preferably something fresh or artisan mixed with hot sauce. |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:16
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eating a whole pumpkin pie by yourself is simultaneously a victory and a loss |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:18
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Wertjoe posted:So you don't like Betty Crocker Cheesecake? the original Betty Crocker cheesecake recipe is known as the best home cheesecake recipe in the world I would never speak a word against it
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Oct 30, 2015 20:18
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Oh ok. I couldn't figure out the tone of the thread because of all the ketchup bashing going on. |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:20
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Yeah i really don't like ketchup. i like saying catsup though
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Oct 30, 2015 20:32
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i prefer banana ketchup to your american tomato-based one
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:35
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Lil Cunty posted:the original Betty Crocker cheesecake recipe is known as the best home cheesecake recipe in the world in my household we refer to the Betty Crocker Cookbook as the "better book"
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Oct 30, 2015 20:37
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I prefer food that doesn't require me to shave my legs. The Goons with Spoons website has some tasty foods, including a very good cheesecake. Step-by-step instructions with lots of pictures makes it less scary. http://www.goonswithspoons.com/Welcome_to_Goons_With_Spoons
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Oct 30, 2015 20:37
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Chill la Chill posted:i prefer banana ketchup to your american tomato-based one mods?
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Oct 30, 2015 20:37
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Chill la Chill posted:i prefer banana ketchup to your american tomato-based one same |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:38
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I'm 40, but hear me out, ketchup is fine. it's not great. it might not even be good, but it's ok on fries. if you put ketchup on a hot dog, though, you're probably going to hell. thank you for your time
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Oct 30, 2015 20:41
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pogi posted:same if you can get them, get the squeeze packets, but I think they're only available back home. the exported glass ones result in bruises from trying to get them to expel the banana goodness. Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:41
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Chill la Chill posted:i prefer banana ketchup to your american tomato-based one filipino ketchups. ANG SARAP! |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:44
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things that are good - ketchup - cheesecake things that are bad - banana ketchup - being trolled on byob about banana ketchup
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Oct 30, 2015 20:44
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Just realized there is a Jollibee a few miles from my house. Fuckin' score. |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:44
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pogi posted:Just realized there is a Jollibee a few miles from my house. Fuckin' score. they're ok. I went to the one on the island, NYC, and in norfolk but they're not quite like it is back home. I wish the spaghetti was still banana-ketchup based. it's tomato based in the states.  even though you go to any of them and only filipinos eat there anyway
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Oct 30, 2015 20:46
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pogi posted:Just realized there is a Jollibee a few miles from my house. Fuckin' score. i went to manila as a child to visit my mother's side of the family and they took me to Jollibee. I didn't like it at all. Now that I have adult taste buds would I like it now? I would try it again. |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:47
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Piso Mojado posted:things that are good what is this banana ketchup I love bananas I want to try this is it cute? is it yellow?
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Oct 30, 2015 20:47
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Actually I just remembered there's a home-cooked Filipino place down the street from me with a Bakla waiter (waitress?). It's pretty expensive, though, I easily spent 20 bucks for some lumpia and adobo. |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:48
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i grew up on both tomato and banana ketchup, and mcd's and jollibee, and prefer the latter of both categories they gave out plastic plates when you got a kid's meal - some sort of promotion. I still have mine from when I was 5. Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:48
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banana is the finest slush ie flavor in the world banana runts are the best runts banana margaritas are mexicos gift to me (thank you Mexico)
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Oct 30, 2015 20:49
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Lil Cunty posted:what is this banana ketchup it's colored red and sweet. it's red cuz my mom says people didn't eat it when it was naturally yellow. same reason people didn't eat green colored ketchup from the 90s. Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:50
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Lil Cunty posted:what is this banana ketchup banana ketchup is a filipino invention born out of necessity during ww2 i think? Banana ketchup or banana sauce is a popular Philippine condiment made from mashed banana, sugar, vinegar, and spices. Its natural color is brownish, but it is often dyed red to resemble tomato ketchup. Banana ketchup was made when there was a shortage of tomato ketchup during World War II, due to lack of tomatoes and a comparatively high production of bananas.[1][2] |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:50
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I want it to be yellow! it's my favorite color
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Oct 30, 2015 20:50
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Lil Cunty posted:what is this banana ketchup It's red and pretty much very similar to ketchup in flavor and application. There's a slight difference. Doesn't really taste like bananas at all. You learn the main purpose of ketchup is just being vinegary with a little balance. There's a place near my house called Fire on the Mountain that has banana ketchup, and good vegan/vegetarian options despite being a wing joint. Great with tostones. 
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Oct 30, 2015 20:51
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guess I'll be making another trip down to Portland soon now
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Oct 30, 2015 20:52
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pogi posted:Actually I just remembered there's a home-cooked Filipino place down the street from me with a Bakla waiter (waitress?). It's pretty expensive, though, I easily spent 20 bucks for some lumpia and adobo. it's kind of a third gender. just don't call them bading. Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:52
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Aww turns out the place by my house is called Inay's :3 |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:53
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how about using waiter for everyone? like actor or flight attendant that seems best, to me
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Oct 30, 2015 20:53
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Yeah, that's probably the best practice. |
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Oct 30, 2015 20:54
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Lil Cunty posted:
jesus christ.
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Oct 30, 2015 20:55
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opinion: don't put red wine in stroganoff, you fool!
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