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Lil Cunty


did you know there are enough discreet varietals of sweet potato in the world that you could eat a nutritionally complete diet of nothing but sweet potato? they're amazing


ty crap

ty landy

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Piso Mojado

sweet potatos are very byob.

Lil Cunty


if you cook a few sweet potatoes until they're p mushy and mix them with black beans and feta and quinoa it's a nice dry-dressing for kale


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Lil Cunty


good in wraps, which are the depressing white man's version of a burrito


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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I'm hungry now

Lil Cunty


me too and all I have here right now is a peanut butter kind bar and a half bag of stale marshmallows


ty crap

ty landy

Lil Cunty


time to make s'toles (stale s'mores)


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Piso Mojado

I'm with my parents, and we're leaving for dinner now...at 4 o clock...

fuck. marry. t-rex

Lil Cunty posted:

if you cook a few sweet potatoes until they're p mushy and mix them with black beans and feta and quinoa it's a nice dry-dressing for kale

Hmmm can I get some vague ratios

Lil Cunty


gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Hmmm can I get some vague ratios

I'm going to grandma the poo poo out of this and I apologize in advance

2 or 3 baked sweet potatoes

a can of black beans

however much quinoa happens after you cook a cup of it

a small container of feta

a big old bowl of kale

salt pepper and lemon to taste


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alnilam

Bake and then mush up a sweet potato with some olive oil and salt and basil and whatever other spices then put it on a pizza instead of sauce, add whatever toppings and mozzarella, maybe some gorgonz too, maybe top with chopped walnuts for the last minute or two in the oven, mmm

Lil Cunty


my grams sauerkraut recipe is infuriating

a few cabbages

salt

tear the cabbage into hunks and put a layer down in a pot, about as tall as a woodmouse. put a big handful of salt in. well not your hands, Jesus Christ no, my hands. two hands of salt for you you got those from your aunt hazel she had the smallest hands I've ever seen. now put another layer of cabbage down and another handful -*disgusted eyeroll*- TWO handfuls of salt. keep doing that until the pots heaped full and mounded over. put an old warshrag on top and tuck the sides in tight. put a plate on top of the rag and a rock on top of the plate to keep the skunks out of it and set it out in the yard for a few or until it starts to stink pretty good


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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
opinion: singing to your pets while you cook is good

song of the week for the hound has been huey Lewis and the news from the back to the future themed commercials a local car place has been doing so it's usually "this hound is going back in time da na na na" and he get really excited and starts dancing

fuck. marry. t-rex

I like to sing Reach Out, I'll be there. Bonus it is easy to dance to with 1 hand

Ace of Baes
I love bagels, butter, oil, cream cheese, blueberry cream cheese spread made from scratch, hell even lox, and im not even jewish.

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Ace of Baes posted:

I love bagels, butter, oil, cream cheese, blueberry cream cheese spread made from scratch, hell even lox, and im not even jewish.

wow cultural appropriation anyone :rolleye: :rant: :anime:

Lil Cunty


somebody bring me a friggin bagel with pumpkin cream cheese pls

I'm drinking tonight and I need to make a bread pillow in my tummy so all those vegan jello shots have a place to lay their weary heads


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fuck. marry. t-rex

Woo ooo pre halloween partiesss

Lil Cunty


I'll send you a snap of my costume it's good


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fuck. marry. t-rex

I'm gonna eat candy carve my last pumpkin, drink pbr....

And maybe cook some chicken so I have real food... maybe just buy tacos

fuck. marry. t-rex

Lil Cunty posted:

I'll send you a snap of my costume it's good

Sik imma make a stack of pumpkins and do 1

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
chees calzone, edibles and Newcastle plus more hound singing

Lil Cunty


my friend who is throwing the party makes these stuffed mushrooms that are srsly what I would request for my last meal if I was on death row and I'm rly looking forward to it. he stems the mushrooms and chops a quarter of the mushrooms up with the stems, sautées that and mixes it with cream of mushroom and bacon (he does half the batch with veggie bacon for the vegetarians) and stuffs the mushrooms with that and bakes them and it's divine


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bird.

leeks cooked in broth + boiled fingerling potatoes + as much Gorgonzola as your palette can handle + little salt and lotta pepper * a food processor = x. it's an equation you've got to solve it.

Lil Cunty


the answer is yum but don't ask for my proof


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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Chill la Chill posted:

i don't have a slow cooker or crock pot in my apt but I want to make jambalaya this makes me furious
if you wanna pm me your addy i have one still in the box the casino gave me for losing a pile of money at craps
you can find super cheap ones now though, and it won't help you tonight

Robot Made of Meat

Slow cookers / Crock pots are great for a lot of stuff. Pressure Cookers are too . . and they have the added benefit of saving a lot of power.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Slow cookers / Crock pots are great for a lot of stuff. Pressure Cookers are too . . and they have the added benefit of saving a lot of power.

and possibly killing you

Robot Made of Meat

ChairmanMeow posted:

and possibly killing you

Everything will possibly kill you.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Everything will possibly kill you.

probably best to just nap
we had a canning shed, and they made out like if I went in there the whole place would blow, now I just avoid pressure cookers.

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.
What about crockpots? Can I throw a fit about those itt or should I continue to vent to my friend?

He is imaginary.

He is named Karl vonBugerhelm.

alnilam

Thunder Moose posted:

What about crockpots? Can I throw a fit about those itt or should I continue to vent to my friend?

He is imaginary.

He is named Karl vonBugerhelm.

He's just a few degrees latitude shy of getting killed by batman i tell you hwhat

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


ChairmanMeow posted:

if you wanna pm me your addy i have one still in the box the casino gave me for losing a pile of money at craps
you can find super cheap ones now though, and it won't help you tonight

thank you friend but I will look for one in the goodwill. I'm going home this weekend so I might just take my mom's extra one if I can find it :evilbuddy:

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

alnilam

seriously there's a big thrift store near me with like ten crockpots those things are like 12 for 10 cents

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
crockpots make me feel like i can cook

alnilam

crockpots are good for cooking dry beans

yes they're technically"done" after an hour or two on the stove but they're never as soft as when you get them canned, well put them in the crockpot all day and they will be soft as anything mmm

Lil Cunty


alnilam posted:

seriously there's a big thrift store near me with like ten crockpots those things are like 12 for 10 cents


ty crap

ty landy

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Lil Cunty posted:

let's do this, ace

*tapes fists with the sticky side out, rolls them in broken banana runts*

Oh hi ho DAYUM! isson....

ron color
she got betty crocker eyes

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fuck. marry. t-rex

Crock pots are good for making caramel

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