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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

next time you start forming a food opinion maybe run it by me first before you solidify anything this is for your own protection

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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

that goes for anyone really

Lil Cunty


Bo-Pepper posted:

next time you start forming a food opinion maybe run it by me first before you solidify anything this is for your own protection

you'd have me eating the unclean flesh of swine in a heartbeat NO THANK YOU


ty crap

ty landy

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
can some one please get bo pep a coffee and maybe a valium

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Lil Cunty posted:

you'd have me eating the unclean flesh of swine in a heartbeat NO THANK YOU

i would have you eating a root vegetable hash drizzled with herbed olive oil possibly topped with a runny yolk egg
i would have you eating crispy potato pancakes with apple sauce
i would have you eating caramelized onion tarts

GOOD DAY I SAY WOMAN GOOD DAY

Lil Cunty


Bo-Pepper posted:

i would have you eating a root vegetable hash drizzled with herbed olive oil possibly topped with a runny yolk egg
i would have you eating crispy potato pancakes with apple sauce
i would have you eating caramelized onion tarts

GOOD DAY I SAY WOMAN GOOD DAY

take that runny egg yolk off there and you and me are besties again


ty crap

ty landy

bird.

Lil Cunty posted:

"friends" is what I call polite acquaintances to make me feel better about myself

sup friend

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

is that a no eggs in general thing or just runny eggs

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


runny eggs with spam or corn beef is the preferred style of eggs to go with banana ketchup and rice.

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

fuck. marry. t-rex

Bo-Pepper posted:

i would have you eating a root vegetable hash drizzled with herbed olive oil possibly topped with a runny yolk egg
i would have you eating crispy potato pancakes with apple sauce
i would have you eating caramelized onion tarts

GOOD DAY I SAY WOMAN GOOD DAY

Haha he said hash

Lil Cunty


Bo-Pepper posted:

is that a no eggs in general thing or just runny eggs

I eat eggs only if they are so far blended into a delicious cake or bread that I cannot taste them or even consider the fact that we put chicken periods into our foods and tummies and little kids

it's gross never mention eggs to me or let me taste them bc they taste like rubbery chicken farts


ty crap

ty landy

bird.

if you have garbanzo beans in your cupboard you can process them with literally any blend of spices and then fry them in little balls and it will be loving awesome

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Lil Cunty posted:

they taste like rubbery chicken farts

you have a sad broken tongue please return it for a new one

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!


today's recipe? fried dabs

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Bo-Pepper posted:

you have a sad broken tongue please return it for a new one

please tell me where I can make body part exchanges. i uh have a few

fuck. marry. t-rex

Eggs are really rich and buttery if you get fresh laid ones from like a hen house

Lil Cunty


ChairmanMeow posted:

please tell me where I can make body part exchanges. i uh have a few


ty crap

ty landy

Lil Cunty


gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Eggs are really rich and buttery if you get fresh laid ones from like a hen house

pls remember that I grew up on a farm and that is why I am a vegetarian today


ty crap

ty landy

fuck. marry. t-rex

Lil Cunty posted:

pls remember that I grew up on a farm and that is why I am a vegetarian today

Oh k I didn't know that

I never ate eggs growing up now they are good to me

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Lil Cunty posted:

pls remember that I grew up on a farm and that is why I am a vegetarian today


i respect the choice to be vegetarian though it is not my choice please accept this picture of magic chocolate flan cake as a peace offering

Lil Cunty


holy moly bo-pepper holy Hannah holy...holly holy sing a song sing

that looks good as hell. we are friends again as long as that flan isn't too eggy


ty crap

ty landy

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

here is a good recipe for it but i mean flan has eggs and such because that's flan if you already like flan then this will be your next cake experience that will possibly change your life

Lil Cunty


well yeah no doiiii but like some is eggier than others

you have to add a lot of sugar and caramel to cover up the flatulent egg taste


ty crap

ty landy

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i cannot guarantee results if you pursue some sort of minimalist flan but that is a choice for you to make as master of your own fate

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


bob ross would approve of having eggs or lack thereof to taste

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Lil Cunty


bukavak is master of my fate, and he eschews your puny ornithomenstrual sacrifices


ty crap

ty landy

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Chill la Chill posted:

bob ross would approve of having eggs or lack thereof to taste

it's less about taste than it is about structure and texture but if ms cunty's dislike of eggs is so strong then that cake is a riskier proposition though i am bullish on the idea that the magic chocolate flan cake is the secret to world peace

Weekend Bridges

by Smythe
I can no longer taste food thanks to years of slow glass shard consumption from my cutting board. I have three (3) fingers.

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alnilam

Weekend Bridges posted:

I can no longer taste food thanks to years of slow glass shard consumption from my cutting board. I have three (3) fingers.

lol

Lil Cunty


Weekend Bridges posted:

I can no longer taste food thanks to years of slow glass shard consumption from my cutting board. I have three (3) fingers.

et tu, weekendus bridgus?


ty crap

ty landy

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i bet she never bought that sani tuff rubber cutting board i suggested either as she brazenly risks her safety and that of others slicking dulled knives to and fro

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
I use to ingest a lot of glass also, but my sense of taste is right as rain. Give it time
now I use plastic cutting boards from the dollar bin at target

alnilam

ugh why do glass cutting boards even exist

Weekend Bridges

by Smythe

Lil Cunty posted:

et tu, weekendus bridgus?

I actually agree with you but I wanted to joke about this.

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landy.

Weekend Bridges posted:

I can no longer taste food thanks to years of slow glass shard consumption from my cutting board. I have three (3) fingers.

lol


Lil Cunty


alnilam posted:

ugh why do glass cutting boards even exist

to menace bo-pepper with


ty crap

ty landy

Lil Cunty


One, two! Three, four! And back and forth
Slipped and slid that vorpal sword!
She killed Bo-Pep, chopped off his head,
On that glass cutting board.


ty crap

ty landy

Pomp

by Fluffdaddy

Lil Cunty posted:

I hate that guy almost as much as I hate Alton brown

I love food and I love nerds but I'll punch a food nerd as soon as look at one

alton brown is my boyfriend, actually

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Lil Cunty


Pomp posted:

alton brown is my boyfriend, actually

your boyfriend's a bitch and I want to kick his rear end


ty crap

ty landy

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Pomp

by Fluffdaddy
wow

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