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Here is a table. The numbers are there to represent statistics and also how likely fans of these clubs are to punch their wives*. *this excludes Swansea fans, who are equally likely to punch their wives at any given point Hop in your tactics truck and turn up Beautiful Day as loud as it'll go to let everyone know that here are some bad games to avoid watching:  Chelsea vs Liverpool A real high-quality match featuring a team with a -2 goal difference facing off against a team with a -4 goal difference, as a movable object comes head-to-head with a fairly mediocre force. Fortunately you won't have to actually watch the game as BT Sport will just air 100+ minutes of footage of two middle-aged men mincing around in long coats and making faces at things. Crystal Palace vs Manchester United There's literally no way to predict what will happen in this match, and we could end up with any result, all the way from 0-0 to 0-1. Wayne Rooney will be there. Man City vs Norwich City Like a child trying to beat up a car. And the child is Palestinian and the car is actually an Israeli tank. Newcastle vs Stoke gently caress right off. Swansea vs Arsenal This seems like as good a time as any for Arsenal to start Arsenalling, unless they plan to wait until March when they've convinced enough marks to renew their season tickets. Watford vs West Ham We're ten games into the season and I'm still slightly confused when Watford are listed among the PL fixtures. West Ham only beat good teams, so will lose here. West Brom vs Leicester It might sound like a fun idea to watch Leicester, but it isn't. Except that time they missed a penalty in the last minute of the playoff semi-final and then the other team went up the other end and scored. That was fun. Especially when your housemate supports Leicester. Everton vs Sunderland If you're a fan of either of these teams, remember that you can suffocate yourself with a plastic bag tied around your neck for a quick and painless death. Southampton vs Bournemouth Is there even a point either of these towns existing in 2015? FLJ says: scrap both of them and give their spots in the league to Ayia Napa and Kavos. Tottenham vs Aston Villa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAgRDScygic There's also a Rugby World Cup final today between the only two nations on the planet where more than 5% of the country think rugby is a real sport, so maybe watch that instead or don't. I tried rugby once, and then immediately ganked my shoulder from falling to the wrong side in the tackle. Also apparently you're not allowed to take someone down with a double-leg. Awful sport.
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Ziggy Tzardust posted:I thought last week disproved that chelsea being bad overrides all other systems tekz posted:whos watching the rugby tonight southern dandies
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ayb posted:It's so loving funny how Chelsea decided to sign falcao after the season he had last year at United i post this every week but it never gets any less good that people on this actual football forum thought that mourinho had got one over on united by signing falcao and pedro
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excuse me lady posted:fuckin hell has Rio Ferdinand blacked up??? I think he's been dicking around Qatar or somewhere, and I can't imagine he's smart enough to not stare directly at the desert sun
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