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Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

The whole point of the show is that they're all terrible people who ruin everything they touch. Complaining that Jerry is a smug rear end is like complaining that half the episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm don't make sense because Larry David is obscenely wealthy.

# ? Nov 29, 2015 16:20

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

We're talking about Seinfeld irl not the character he plays on the show :smug:

# ? Nov 29, 2015 16:33

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

mind the walrus posted:

We're talking about Seinfeld irl not the character he plays on the show

# ? Nov 29, 2015 17:20

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Jerry Seinfeld is... The Bee So Hot A Human Woman Wants to gently caress It, Even Though It Is A Bee Of Ordinary Size

# ? Nov 29, 2015 17:39

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

That thread was the tits.

# ? Nov 29, 2015 17:41

Artemis J Brassnuts: Jan 2, 2009; I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

I think the difference is that the Seinfeld-inspired gags are at least occasionally funny, while the actual show itself was never actually funny.

# ? Nov 29, 2015 19:20

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Paladinus posted:

I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE this film.

# ? Nov 29, 2015 19:47

Pope Guilty: Nov 6, 2006; The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Pick posted:

I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE this film.

At length, which was great.

# ? Nov 29, 2015 19:51

Beekeeping and You: Sep 27, 2011

Pick posted:

I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE this film.

wheres the thread(s) where you just went off on bee movie and shark tale for like 30 pages

# ? Nov 29, 2015 20:27

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Pick posted:

I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE this film.

I don't know, I've heard some good buzz about it.

# ? Nov 29, 2015 21:38

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Pick is funny and makes me laugh regularly, unlike anything Seinfeld-related, except fake Seinfeld.

# ? Nov 29, 2015 21:45

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

both seinfeld and bee movie are funnier than pick

# ? Nov 29, 2015 21:46

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Isn't the forum drama thread elsewhere in PYF?

# ? Nov 29, 2015 22:07

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

mind the walrus posted:

Isn't the forum drama thread elsewhere in PYF?

It was mauled to death by murderdogs.

# ? Nov 29, 2015 22:39

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

It was not a good thread for a dog derail.

# ? Nov 29, 2015 22:53

Crocoswine: Aug 20, 2010

things goons get really aggressively weird and antagonistic towards and will have multiple page long shouting matches about: dogs, food, states where you don't pump your own gas, fat people, webcomics, tumblr/reddit, probably a lot of other stuff

# ? Nov 29, 2015 23:33

Jaweeeblop: Nov 12, 2004

Alaois posted:

both seinfeld and bee movie are funnier than pick

its true

# ? Nov 29, 2015 23:43

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

FlyinPingu posted:

things goons get really aggressively weird and antagonistic towards and will have multiple page long shouting matches about : dogs, food, states where you don't pump your own gas, fat people, webcomics, tumblr/reddit, probably a lot of other stuff

also

tiping
condos
star citizen
ron paul

# ? Nov 29, 2015 23:58

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Also guns, and fatness.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:00

BooLoo: Oct 18, 2010; SLAM TIME

Circumcision and toilet paper.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:04

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Also circumcision and transition lenses

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:04

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Also, mentioning there are things that goons get really aggressively weird and antagonistic towards.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:05

RPATDO_LAMD: Mar 22, 2013; 🐘🪠🍆

NotAnArtist posted:

Also circumcision and transition lenses

Transition lenses? :wtc:

What do they even argue about with those?

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:45

Machai: Feb 21, 2013

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

Transition lenses?

What do they even argue about with those?

Yeah, they are so great. How could anyone find fault with them? I don't have to carry an extra pair of glasses/clip-ons for when it is sunny out!

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:54

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

Transition lenses?

What do they even argue about with those?

Nerd

# ? Nov 30, 2015 01:26

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Goons get their most flustered when someone dares go against the Elite Chili Groupthink and do something revolutionary like add 6 onion soup mixes to their award winning chili.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 01:54

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Beanless chili is a crime anyways.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 02:00

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

I've heard Elite is a good game, but I don't play space sims.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 02:02

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

kalstrams posted:

Beanless chili is a crime anyways.

I know a guy who makes it with nothing but foreskins. Feminism. McDonald's makes the best fast-food hamburger.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 02:19

Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

FactsAreUseless posted:

I know a guy who makes it with nothing but foreskins. Feminism. McDonald's makes the best fast-food hamburger.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 02:47

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Hitler had some good ideas about circumcision and tipping.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 03:57

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

kalstrams posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxYs7AGYrj0

NLJP posted:

That is slavpunk as hell

# ? Nov 30, 2015 04:33

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

kalstrams posted:

Beanless chili is a crime anyways.

you motherfucker

# ? Nov 30, 2015 08:15

Oh Hell No: Oct 10, 2007; I've got the world on a string.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

if u watch the 9/11 videos and listen closely u can hear the terrorists yelling "it's a prank!!" before th eplanes hit

# ? Dec 1, 2015 05:02

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

timp posted:

So, my uncle passed away on Thanksgiving.

I admittedly wasn't too close with him, but he was definitely the de facto patriarch of our extended family, so we all knew we had to come together. Tonight was the viewing, and the whole family is in town. My family and I drove up from Charlotte, and the cousins and some of their closest friends all drove in from their various home towns around PA.

After the viewing we all migrated to the house. Although the game was on, nobody was really paying much attention. But I decided, gently caress it, this is what he'd be doing if he was here, so myself and a few cousins start watching. God love my uncle, but despite the rest of his family being diehard Steeler fans, he loved the Browns.

After the Schaub interception, a Browns win looks inevitable. My sister decides to walk around the house and start corralling the entire family into the living room. The Browns are about to win. It was like our beloved patriarch, winking at us from a above. A reminder that, no matter how bad things may seem, there's always the potential for things to go well.

http://i.imgur.com/EepNsGn.gifv

The Glumslinger has a new favorite as of 06:28 on Dec 1, 2015

# ? Dec 1, 2015 06:24

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Goons get their most flustered when someone dares go against the Elite Chili Groupthink and do something revolutionary like add 6 onion soup mixes to their award winning chili.

I'm from Cincinnati though so I like a hint of chocolate in my chili recipes and putting it on spaghetti. :shrug:

# ? Dec 1, 2015 09:20

I heart bacon: Nov 18, 2007; It's burgin' time!

FreudianSlippers posted:

circumcision and tipping.

Also again on guns. Goons are weirdly against them for some reason. Guns are fun.

# ? Dec 1, 2015 13:23

Mr. Baps: Apr 16, 2008; Yo ho?

The Glumslinger posted:

Holy poo poo

# ? Dec 1, 2015 13:25

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Regional varieties of pizza (and hotdogs) is another target of goon obsession, at least in DnD.

# ? Dec 1, 2015 14:26

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cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

Regional varieties of pizza (and hotdogs) is another target of goon obsession, at least in DnD.

I think we've settled on superiority of deep dish pizza, no?

# ? Dec 1, 2015 16:23

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