Captain_Maclaine posted:

Strap yourself in for some primo harm reduction:

Mans posted:

mmj posted:

I have no idea why, but the phrase "short eternity" is what annoyed me in that post.

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Forums poster Six-Of-Hearts, you're not supposed to have an opinion about why people why the feel they way they feel here on the SomethingAwful.com forums, I can tell you first hand.

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

Everything randbrick said there is true but missing the later poo poo: remedial started his own practice, someone faxed his dick to his office multiple times, he went on to defraud poor people with mortgage modifications, got owned by the state of new hampshire, finally he enlisted as an infantryman in the army (no way he could be an officer with those intense ethics violations damoclesed over him)

Outrail posted:

Oh right. 8 Chan because it's twice as bad.

Wikipedia posted:

8chan, also called Infinitechan,

Jabor posted:

It even has the "bunch of half-life 2 props" background.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I still find myself saying "fell in a terlet" in a soft, mournful voice when I do something embarassing/stupid

elise the great posted:

Meanwhile I remain convinced that dudes who grow their hair long just wish they could grow beards instead.

Cacafuego posted:

Do you talk like this IRL?

Breetai posted:

barnhole.

Breetai posted:

*goatse, but with one pinkie finger delicately raised*

purple death ray posted:

snergle posted:

techicnally yes but its more the darksouls lore and is just sprinkled in npc dialog and quests you probably didnt do / just used allah to find the key words to say to get through with out reading.

Krankenstyle posted:

whatever happened to calling that "effortposting"?

i like effortposts & that botl post was good

frankenfreak posted:

Is the After The End mod still being updated? I suddenly have an idea for that...

Coq au Nandos posted:

La Brea Carpet posted:

Remember when his account tweeted out porn on 9/11?

The actress looked like his wife.

Krankenstyle posted:

* incest themed porn, no less

Neddy Seagoon posted:

The student solemnly approached the master in the garden.

"I see the four-fold path everywhere now, Master", the student spoke sadly. "In the trees, in the rocks, in the scrolls of wisdom. It brings me grief to gaze upon the world and see the same lesson dwelling within all things."

The master nodded sagely, placing a sympathetic hand upon the student's shoulder and replying "I understand your pain. It is often harder on the student than the master".

CannonFodder posted:

Can you tell me which game? I guessed vidya games but not CSPAM, and the rest of the thread seems to be talking Kingdom Hearts.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

good idea, i'm going to go try some long pig

Platystemon posted:

With bombs it’s “the miniature sun won’t get out unless we hammer the sleeping demon metal with explosives just so. ”

With NSWRs, it’s “the demons want to start a riot really badly but we’ve segregated them in a maze of twisty little passages so we think they won’t be able to till the door hits them in the arse on the way out”.

Paladinus posted:

It's a regional dialect.

burial posted:

I said “preferred” not “most likely to cause nausea.”