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System Metternich posted:the Liturgical Christianity thread has been good lately By playing mad libs with other, better quotes?
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 22:11 |
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Say what you will about the rest, but "Open palm slam a tome into the lectern" is a pretty good line remix, imo.
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 22:41 |
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gentle pete posted:At the risk of sounding like a sex crazed pervert...
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 23:35 |
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what the heck
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 00:48 |
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CptAwesome posted:what the heck that was the post of the year
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 01:35 |
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CptAwesome posted:what the heck It's called a good post. They're pretty rare so you might not have seen one before.
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 01:40 |
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Hogge Wild posted:that was the post of the year
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 01:44 |
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It's pretty gross.
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 01:51 |
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Dapper Dan posted:d&d stages of grief:
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 02:05 |
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I'll have what he's having
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 16:33 |
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asdf32 posted:My pet experience
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 16:42 |
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Reminds me of the dude with a time release amphetamine butt plug and a pair of rollerblades. That is a good thing.
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 18:13 |
14 INCH DEVITO posted:Reminds me of the dude with a time release amphetamine butt plug and a pair of rollerblades. That is a good thing.
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 19:38 |
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Vic Boss posted:What is wrong with you and the things you think.
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 20:04 |
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Reminds me of the dude with a time release amphetamine butt plug and a pair of rollerblades. That is a good thing. kalstrams posted:Oh, ahem, uhh, khh, hmmph, yes. Who? Strap yourself in for some primo harm reduction: quote:Swim's most euphoric combination was actually this morning:
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 21:21 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Strap yourself in for some primo harm reduction:
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 21:25 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Strap yourself in for some primo harm reduction: I refuse to believe that isn't an uncredited adaptive systems post
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 22:13 |
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Holy gently caress that dude spent a grand on a blow job machine. An 11lb blow job machine. Also holy gently caress I'm never looking at a skater the same way again.
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 22:21 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Holy gently caress that dude spent a grand on a blow job machine. An 11lb blow job machine. lol you just googled a blow job machine and realized you can't afford it
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 22:38 |
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*sighs, wipes away single tear* "not this year, boner. we'll see how much we get back on our tax return"
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 22:41 |
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Whatever happened to good old-fashioned American do-it-yourselfness? Stupid Sexy Flanders, I bet you could make your own with a trip to the hardware store and a little gumption.
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 22:45 |
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Crow Jane posted:Whatever happened to good old-fashioned American do-it-yourselfness? Stupid Sexy Flanders, I bet you could make your own with a trip to the hardware store and a little gumption. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 22:50 |
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Trig Discipline posted:lol you just googled a blow job machine and realized you can't afford it Trig Discipline posted:*sighs, wipes away single tear*
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 22:54 |
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Jenny Agutter posted:I refuse to believe that isn't an uncredited adaptive systems post It lacks his elegance of expression, but yeah I got a bit of that vibe off it too when I first read it. Crow Jane posted:Whatever happened to good old-fashioned American do-it-yourselfness? Stupid Sexy Flanders, I bet you could make your own with a trip to the hardware store and a little gumption. In the thread I got that from, others speculated on the bits of hardware he'd used for his drug-fueled-skating-orgasm machine, and unsurprisingly talked a bunch about John Mcafee as well.
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 23:32 |
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Trig Discipline posted:lol you just googled a blow job machine and realized you can't afford it
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 23:53 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I have the info for an affordable blowjob machine, but I don't want to give your mom's number out to just anyone. Why not? She does
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# ? Nov 15, 2015 23:59 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Strap yourself in for some primo harm reduction:
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# ? Nov 16, 2015 00:04 |
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Trig Discipline posted:Why not? She does
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# ? Nov 16, 2015 00:14 |
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Does anyone have the OP a guy posted for a pillow modding thread? I believe it made numerous references to the PillMod community and also was funny.
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# ? Nov 16, 2015 00:40 |
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Kajeesus posted:Does anyone have the OP a guy posted for a pillow modding thread? I believe it made numerous references to the PillMod community and also was funny. Noni posted:Considering the goon community, I can't believe I'm the first to mention this, but have you considered pillow mods? Forget about those expensive, off-the-shelf premium pillows and build your own pillow rigs that have the qualities that you desire. Heck, some of those fancy commercial pillows should be avoided for their outright theft of components and ideas that were developed in the pillmod community. Notably, Serta's FaceHugger line was recalled entirely after they realized the looming PR disaster that a bunch of sleep nerds would incite.
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# ? Nov 16, 2015 01:05 |
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yo momma jokes
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# ? Nov 16, 2015 01:06 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Strap yourself in for some primo harm reduction:
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# ? Nov 16, 2015 01:17 |
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:I don't think any post on the SA forums has ever made me this viscerally uncomfortable before You must never have read that one GE Cafe post, then.
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# ? Nov 16, 2015 02:14 |
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WitchFetish posted:Imho those attacks were just a bunch of lame beta cucks lashing out against the alphas.
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# ? Nov 16, 2015 03:07 |
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mods please rename me islamicuck tia
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# ? Nov 16, 2015 04:02 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:You must never have read that one GE Cafe post, then.
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# ? Nov 16, 2015 04:44 |
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skander posted:Was that the one that made Mr. Sunshine so uncomfortable? Yes, yes it is!
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# ? Nov 16, 2015 04:49 |
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Did someone say Mr. Sunshine?GE Cafe posted:I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did. This is GE Cafe: http://i.imgur.com/VPKPgbp.jpg staff note: this was inline and untagged
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# ? Nov 16, 2015 05:55 |
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does he have arms
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# ? Nov 16, 2015 05:56 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:You must never have read that one GE Cafe post, then.
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