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My Lovely Horse posted:I call it Enrique. Poor My Lovely Horse, thought of a flesh-eating colony of blind, white eyed, Periplaneta americana roaches and died.
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Well since you're only worried about the top stringer in compression could you get some fraction of the strength back by replacing the missing upper element the bracing the poo poo out of it? But you'd need the reinforcement to extend several feet under the covered section. My first year Statics was a loooong time ago.
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teenytinymouse posted:I am grateful to whoever posted that bath-death-trap thread, me and my bf are both structural engineers and we are enjoying it immensely Posters please use short words so these two Civs can follow along.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Of course this guy just Goebbels up the bait I think we're Goering off the rails a little here.
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Captain Monkey posted:As opposed to all the gold that formed outside of stars? Some of it appears in locked rooms in Switzerland and nobody can recall where it came from. But that's a Höss of a different colour.
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InequalityGodzilla posted:Is that supposed to be a bad thing? If my dog didn't have enough vet bills from her rear end problems to begin with I'd totally try and get her drunk to see what she's like. Morally Inept parachute account spotted.
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Lockback posted:Go to France. Go to a real fondue place. Its that cheese for ages. gently caress yeah, raclette.
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oldpainless posted:My two fav thing s combined, cheese and squirting More like oldsphincterless
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Roro posted:That's because I'm lactose intolerant, you jerk. Quite a few cheeses are very low in lactose.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Flaky creamy cheese....crystals? You've never had good aged cheddar
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My Lovely Horse posted:And then there's oldpainless who enters unbidden but must be guided out. More like oldeyeless
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Dead Goon posted:Cocaine feels amazing, definitely recommend. Username/post combo oddly not in TCC
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I want a girl with a short timeline And a haaaaaaard Brexit
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(Sarah pauses in her chores, looks up at the sky, and speaks) Dear God, you made many, many poor women with huge labia I realize, of course, that it's no shame to have such big labia But it's no great honor, either. So what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune to afford labiaplasty? (sings quietly) If I were a rich girl, Labi-deedle-daidle, Daidle-daidle-deedle-daidle-ahhhh
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me: mom i think i may be in trouble for getting $1300 in american money on a donation website by saying I need surgery to reduce my huge labes or my boyfriend will leave me please dont sing labeula mom: labes i am the one me, sobbing: please please i got a phone call from the canada revenus agency my dad via speakerphone: conquering the flaps
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Yesterday My labiaplasty seemed so far away Now it looks as though they've gone away Oh, it happened yesterday Suddenly I'm not half the girl I used to be There's no roastbeef hanging down from me Oh, yesterday came suddenly Why they had to go, well you know I can only say They just looked a bit too long Said so long to 'em yesterday Yesterday Love was such a messy game to play My labes won't need a place to hide away Oh, I believe in yesterday
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Because you know I'm all about them labes 'Bout them labes, no trouble I'm all 'bout that labes, 'bout them labes, no trouble I'm all 'bout them labes, 'bout them labes, no trouble I'm all 'bout them labes, 'bout them labes [Verse 1] Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no small cooch But I can shake it, shake it, like I'm supposed to do 'Cause I got meat curtains that all the boys chase And all the right junk in all the right places I see the magazines working that Photoshop We know that poo poo ain't real, come on now make it stop If you got meaty girl bits don't pretend you ain't 'Cause every inch of you is perfect from the clitty to the taint [Pre-Chorus] Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size She says, boys like a little more curtain between the thighs (That labey, labey, uh, that labey labey) You know I won't be no smooth crotch, tidy Barbie doll So, if that's what's you're into then go ahead and move along
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Jessie is a friend, yeah I know she's been a good friend of mine But she wears spandex that helps to define Jessie's got big labes and I want to make her mine And I can't stop staring at the lump 'tween her thighs And she's buzzing them with that Hitachi, I just know it Yeah 'n' she's touching them in her bed late, late at night You know I wish that I had Jessie's labes I wish that I had Jessie's labes Where can I find pudenda like that Rust Martialis has a new favorite as of 08:46 on Apr 27, 2019 |
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I've got big meat flaps, and I want to trim them back No curtains any more, I need to trim them back I see the boys walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my swelling goes
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Apr 27, 2019 10:27
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Under my bum Huge labes just get me down Under my bum My girlcurtains just hang around Labia! Plasty! The difference in my pants I swear Down to me, the change will come Labes under my bum
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Mon pubis bring all the boys to the yard I could show you, But I'd have to charge La-la, la-la-la-bia. (ding)
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Karate Bastard posted:A song clearly about being Sprung My anaconda don't want none unless you got mons hon. ^^^ but no, "Paint it Black" Rust Martialis has a new favorite as of 11:05 on Apr 27, 2019 |
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Chichevache posted:Labially a bird More like old labialess
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Mind if I horn on on this derail?
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Karate Bastard posted:I'd rather you wooldn't. Sorry to butt in.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:3 inches hooray! More like oldmicropeeness
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:more like erectionfin More like inerectable humblebrag
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Malachite_Dragon posted:For the love of god, villains, cease and desist More like oldwyrmless
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Facebook Aunt posted:It turns out animals are really terrible conversationalists. Imps too. This explains FYAD.
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Watermelons! https://youtu.be/2-eitsutpOc
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Dumb Lowtax posted:More like oldbrainless It was right there dude
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Subjunctive posted:Same with me and Rochester stations coming in over Lake Ontario. It must be a big place if there’s a fire every other night, right? A five alarm fire in North Tonawanda...
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:Lancashire Duncan Lancashire, Mentat Farmer
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FactsAreUseless posted:I'm sorry, I have a terminal addiction to being a freaking troll. more like oldfactless
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big scary monsters posted:
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Phy posted:More like Fleta McStern Fleta McBurn. It was right there.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:No I don't I love u!!!! Fleeting Mcturned
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oldpainless: conquering the gurn
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Reckon sleep deprivation is death by rooster. More like death by cock
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