Captain_Maclaine posted:

Strap yourself in for some primo harm reduction:

Captain_Maclaine posted:

You must never have read that one GE Cafe post, then.

C. Everett Koop posted:

What's the quote where some genius in TCC said a drug was like the warp whistle in Mario 3, except it takes you directly to the hospital, because that poo poo was hilarious. Someone find it for me tia.

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i opened the MMB and i did do some research, like this is the most powerful drug i've ever done and i was expecting it to be however, in my screwed up lil high mind i just put a bit less in than i had been doing prior and i gained consciousness in an ambulance outside my house, i think i was being violent ........ (against my nature) cause i got the feeling that the people in the ambulance with me were having a hard time, anyways i then threatened the guy to let me off the ambulance and i went back to bed only to wake up naked on the floor being handcuffed and taken to hospital. Interesting to note despite being incredibly drugged out of my face i managed to hide the MMB in my boxers the entire day.

I get home...... that was very stressful i said, i think i need a JOINT after that.............. regained consciousness in hospital in the same day LOL, i even made extra special care to like 1/3rd my dose honestly you could barely tell there was a substance in my cigarette. Got home, and .......... had another joint the ambulance was called again.

This is really not normal for me and i can't explain to you why i kept doing this to myself but understand i rarely ever touch drugs maybe once a year i'll get "drug urges" and order some RC'S that's all.

Anyways i order the same a week later after doing more research and i was hospitalised for the 3rd time after the 2 grams of thj, when i hot home.

I was putting in THREE specs of the finest powder at the end of a cigarette and finally managed to just relax and get high but you know what? I prefer the high THJ2201 has over this, because this stuff is more like "indica" and will put you to sleep, tjh2201 is much more mentally altering.

In conclusion even if you know your amounts and are measuring volumetrically - you don't know how this will effect you just leave it

As for effects i have no idea lol it's like the ocarina from zelda and it teleports you to hospital.

Pastry of the Year posted:

New Silent Hill game is sounding pretty good.

Wedemeyer posted:

Big Grunty Secret posted:

This guy missed the chance to name himself Enhydra Luteris

YeahTubaMike posted:

gandlethorpe posted:

Found out my problem, it was that I needed a new dildo. Stopped using my current one when I read it was poisonous. Suggestions?

CPL593H posted:

Poisonous Dildos is the name of my punk band.

Hermetic posted:

Mine is called Godspeed You! Black Dildo.

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Control Volume posted:

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