Solice Kirsk posted:

Without masturbation how would we have internet treasures like the disgusting chair?

Soulex posted:

No loving lie, this picture brings back memories from Iraq.

We had a CPT who was a complete loving idiot. She was rocks chewing stupid. During PT tests she would be seen out trying to "motivate soldiers" by screaming 'You can do it!' between sips of Mountain Dew and smoking cigarettes. Horrible person, didn't know how to do her job, and above all was bad at hygiene. One day she decided to punish us by listening to Beyonce's "If I were a boy" on repeat for the majority of the day. Mainly because she liked the song. And since she out ranked everyone we were forced to listen. Anyways, she gets up suddenly and blurts out "No one sit in my chair!" and rushes off. Me being a smart rear end who loves attention decided to make a big deal out of getting up out of my chair, sauntering over to hers and was about to sit down until I noticed an odd patch of discoloration. I immediately made a vomit sound and everyone came over to look. She came back in minutes later after we had sat back down and put our heads in our hands trying to process what the hell just happened and sat right back down in it with no attempts to clean it.

7 months later our MAJ comes in from his office across the way and demands that she take that chair to the dumpster. She immediately looks to one of the lower ranking enlisted (like me) and he said 'No. Your disgusting wobbly rear end can take it to the dumpster. I will not put any soldier's sanity at risk by having to throw away your disgusting menstral chair because you didn't address the issue properly or even tried to clean it up."

Goddamn that chair. We had to warn everyone coming in not to sit in it. She always offered it to people if there were no other chairs and we'd have to pretend we didn't want to sit down because no.

Pat Mustard posted:

Was she dishonourably discharged for her dishonourable discharge?

Kit Walker posted:

Weed, shrooms, acid, MDMA. Alcohol is pretty terrible in terms of killing people and ruining lives but it's an excellent social lubricant

Male Tears posted:

poisonpill posted:

I would watch a weekly 23 minute sit-com about a family of infomercial people just bumbling through life.

"Mom, can you come help me put my shoes on?"
*Mom upends the table standing up*
"Nevermind, I have them."
*Kid falls to ground because laces are tied together*
*Dad bursts through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man*
"Honey, have you seen the door?"

YeahTubaMike posted:

Speaking of dead porn stars, I appreciated this exchange in the Amber Rayne thread

Apeshit Sixfingers posted:

I need people to PM me pictures. Horrifying pictures. I will make more if this is done.

Saladman posted:

This might've already been mentioned, but Caro got covered on the Free Republic (web forum for super far right stereotypes, very much big fans of conspiracy theorists as long as they're committed by DEMONcrats):

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3418767/posts

quote:

OK, it looks like he may be a sniper who worked for the CIA or similar agency under a ‘freelance journalist’ cover.

The FBI even put out a ‘most wanted’ poster on him as a missing person at one point. https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/kidnap/k...rick-dawes/view

Before going to Syria, he worked in Libya.

8 posted on 4/8/2016, 4:19:22 PM by PAR35

quote:

OK, it looks like he may be a sniper who worked for the CIA or similar agency under a ‘freelance journalist’ cover.

Caro must be rolling over in his straight jacket or whatever knowing that other paranoid conspiracy theorists are convinced HE'S the one working for the CIA.

atomicthumbs posted:

Chichevache posted:

Is that what the Vietcong were mad about?

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i hope this is of use to you

Bertrand Hustle posted:

A math joke AND a jon pop joke, noice.

Lovecraftian sci-fi in space sounds awesome, though. Is there anything that isn't written by people trying to ape Lovecraft and/or Derleth's style but still has that same theme of unnamable horrors from beyond the stars/secrets man was not meant to know/reality is a thin veneer over a burbling cauldron of incomprehensible madness?

how me a frog posted:

This is a long shot, but there was a CYOA game in GBS called YLS 3, it was about making a space base. There was an occasion when the mining station that was built encountered some goo, and the goo was shot at with hilarious results. Someone made a gif of that sequence of events. I really, really want to find that gif, so I'm hoping against hope someone's got it saved. :/

Anonymous Robot posted:

A, T, C, and G. One of those hosed me up, and I'm betting on G, the crazy bastard.