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Lutha Mahtin posted:im permabanned poster poperstomper95. i first started reading ephesians when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “grace” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “i got your good works right here pal” and “i love making GBS threads inside the pope's hat” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically beer-induced schizophrenia. im now on a diet of worms. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of latin humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” latin to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to wearing silly robes. peace. Rodrigo Diaz posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A TOME INTO THE LECTERN. ITS THE BOOK IF HOURS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE PRAYERS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, CHRIST. I DO EVERY PRAYER AND I DO EVERY PRAYER HARD. MAKIN ALLELUIAH SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME "LORD HAVE MERCY"S OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP THE PSALM. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY SANG CHRISTENDOM'S MOST PIOUS HYMNS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY SEMINARY CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN SEMINARY CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY CHURCH LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 9 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng the Liturgical Christianity thread has been good lately
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 12:58 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 00:14 |
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Now this makes me think what other posts/threads on this forum have made me laugh that hard as well - Hulk Hogan meat shoes - the one crazy lady who claimed to have multiple personalities, one of them being a snarky rear end in a top hat called "Lucifer Gucifer" - what Phlegmish linked - the one guy who draw himself as a boy in a public toilet, but his drawing was so lovely nobody knew what was going on - Anime Hitler was pretty good as well
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 13:49 |
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logikv9 posted:
peeper posted:Tikitht=]GIrhuyhu::=originalityyttr=ft peeper posted:Of all the threads to pocket post in.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 09:22 |
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Lookin' good. I also found this: Is this real? Did he want to build a fortress?
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 08:02 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:And they're both the same but maybe ? Or is the joke that a bunch of goons never paid attention grade-school English class? Uh they're far from being the same dude, you might wanna listen to them again. (IPA-wise it's hɒvl vs. hʌvl)
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 19:25 |
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When I first read this I spent pretty much the rest of the day howling with laughter
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 19:31 |
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Not a funny quote per se, but the GBS thread about the Chrismas market attack in Berlin was getting really awful (big surprise there), so Mega64 instituted one simple rule:Mega64 posted:Current event threads make my head hurt and it's a pain to moderate them because everyone is super-passionate about their dumb opinions, but obviously I don't want to simply gas the thread. Let's try this instead. It's almost shocking how much better the thread became
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 15:20 |
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Grandmother of Five posted:Search results specific to the E/N On-line Dating thread
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 11:56 |
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A pizza is half a sandwich
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 21:14 |
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From the AUG thread:Leavemywife posted:So, they're now doing a gender-swap Popeye. Sponge Baathist posted:You get really fuckin swole on a diet that's nothing but eating Olive Oyl all day
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 01:01 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:earnest discussion of why liking turn-based RPGs is inherently racist I tried to come up with a reasoning behind that, but to no avail. Do you have an explanation or a link?
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 13:17 |
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I looked it up, it begins here
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 22:16 |
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The Phlegmatist posted:okay sure (this is also what I think of most genre fiction)
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 10:44 |
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Hihohe posted:Who was that one guy who didnt realized he was lactose Intolerant and asked goons why he was having horrible shits and goons figured out that everything he ate had cheese in it? I don't remember his name either, only that her was getting into trouble with his boss because he was farting so much at work and when (after it turned out that he ate unholy amounts of cheese every day) goons told him to cut down on his cheese eating he flat out said that he'd rather get fired instead
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 15:59 |
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Sagebrush posted:it's awfully derivative of "barack is now the size of an oak tree" but I give it a solid B+ to A- regardless. It's got a totally different narrative structure though, and except “POTUS being turned into a magical being“ (apparently a nascent genre of literary fiction) they have hardly anything in common imo. I give both an A+.
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 05:46 |
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the old ceremony posted:anyway this went on for many years and there was only ever one occasion where i was allowed to play on a weekday without being watched, and that was when i was home sick from school on september 11, 2001. so to this day i associate spyro 1 and 2 with mild domestic terror, and spyro 3 with the death of thousands and the grisly dreadful birth of the twenty first century Same, but with crash bandicoot thanks to this tweet https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/907445802368360448
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 22:55 |
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Picnic Princess posted:🗣🤚 HEY ALL U DOWN⬇️TRODDEN👞 TWERKING👔🍑 CLASS‼️ MARX 🎅 YOUR CALENDARS ✔️📅 BC IT'S TIME 💁⏰ FOR THE HO-LETARIAN 🍆🕳 REVOLUTION ✊️ RISE UP ⬆️✊✊✊ AND SEIZE 🙌 THE MEANS 🛠 OF PROFUCKTION 😩💦🍆 OVERTHROW THE PETTY 😒FAPITALIST 👊🍆🎩💰 SWINE 🐷🐽 AND ABOLISH 🙅 SOCIAL CL🍑rear end🍑 SEND THIS ➡️ TO 🔟 OF YOUR FELLOW 👯 LABORERS 🔨😞 IF U GET 1️⃣ BACK THEN UR 1️⃣ OF THE BOURGEOISE 😱🎩💰💵 IF U GET 5️⃣ BACK THEN UR PART OF THE 👙👄 REV-HO-LUTION 👠😘 IF U GET 🔟 BACK U GET A SEXXY 💋💋💋 VISIT FROM DADDY 😩💦 STALIN 👨🏻‼️😍 HIMSELF The Saddest Rhino posted:📣📣 now this one 👌👌 is for my 💯 HOE-letariat bitches 😩🔥you have nothing 🚫🚫 to lose 📣 but your chains 💦💦 and your clothes 😩🙈 so let's share 👀 the means of reproduction 💦💯and lemme hammer 🙈🙈 your sickle 😩💦quit stalin' and send this 📣 to ten other 💦cummie commies™ 💦who need to be freed 🙈🙈 tonight 😩😩 get 0 back 🚫🚫 and it's straight 👀 into the 👀 gulag for you 📣📣 get 10 back 💯 and you're marx's 👀 little cum slut 💦😼 get 15 back and lenin 😏😩 will revolutionize 👌 your pussy 😼🙈👀 get 20 back 😮 and you'll explode 💦🌊 like chernobyl 😩👌
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2017 10:06 |
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Two Feet From Bread posted:No. I thought JKR implied that Dumbledore had a 'more than friends' relationship with Hagrid. Why else would you give a convicted child murder a job at the same place he committed child murder in?
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 20:26 |
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DontMockMySmock posted:7/11 was a part-time job
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 12:55 |
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SpacePig posted:Basically bring back all of the wordfilters. The ones we had for "im gay" and "cuck" for a week or so were pretty great, and I miss them. It was great what happened to user CUCK CUCK IM GAY after that
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 18:27 |
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The whole deposition (or what's available online anyway) is hilarious, because Sterling just can't stop himself from describing his sexual encounters in detail, no matter what the actual question was.quote:Q: Sir, the same woman who worked for you, Esmeralda, she was also in New York with Edith and Alexandra, wasn't she? I hope they made him keep his hands where the judge could see them during the interview.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 12:56 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Speaking of spoilers, was the new Blade Runner actually worth seeing? Holy poo poo was it ever. No kidding, it was really really good
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2018 14:13 |
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what the gently caress lmao
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 21:43 |
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purple death ray posted:We're talking about the first replies that get empty quoted for pages? I’m also partial to a GBS thread I can’t find right now that was titled something like "draw something cool" and the very first reply was a lovingly rendered anime version of Hitler
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 23:16 |
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lmao, every single one of these is amazing
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 23:14 |
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goddamn lmao
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 10:01 |
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Former DILF posted:This is kinda offtopic but I don’t know anywhere else to post this
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2019 12:45 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 00:14 |
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Reading this screed conjured up a lot of names from an age long since forgotten. Whatever happened to Ozma for example?
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2019 18:34 |