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adaptive systems posted:My father’s mother recently died, in her late nineties, after two solid decades of fervent, daily, devoutly Catholic prayer for release from her increasingly humiliatingly decrepit body. I remember sitting with her in the dead of winter, in a lovely seafood restaurant, a few miles from the Atlantic. It wasn’t too long before her mind went, and almost as if she knew she didn’t have much time, she talked hurriedly, pausing only to sip her mineral water, and then returning to all the wondrous things she had the great good fortune to witness, from hearing the news that Peary had made it to the North pole, to actually seeing the Spirit of Saint Louis in person. Might as well link the source for you guys while I'm at it.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 09:05 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 03:51 |
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Your favorite forum quotes? circa 2005. I skim that old thread sometimes because it's still fairly amusing in a 'the more things change...' sort of way. Now you can too if you'd like. Or not whatever. Quote sniped from that thread - uncredited sadly. quote:It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!) e: moderaters used to take a much harder line on moderation back in the day Mayor Wilkins posted:I'm like a scientist who's conducted the same experiment a hundred times, an experiment where he coats a man with raw meat and then tosses him into a shark tank. Yeah, he's pretty sure the sharks will eat him, but he just wants to make sure, for science. He wants to give the sharks a chance to prove him wrong, to demonstrate that they do have the capacity to value human life and to appreciate human suffering, to prove that they're not just mindless evil eating machines. sunken fleet has a new favorite as of 10:46 on Dec 2, 2015 |
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:Is this a real question? Because the ones from that crazy game about spiders that use naked torsos to lure victims has nicely sculpted breasts for days. Especially on the breast slug monsters made of breasts attended by unclothed nubile maidens--many of whom are killed while rearing the creature's young.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 08:36 |
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So someone is shilling in the games forum for a crowdfunded game about France in the 18th century or something. Of course goons have been dog piling the PR guy or whatever he is who is shilling while the mods have been playing along. At some point the shill takes offense to goon outcry for a guillotine, so of course theres pages of guillotine jokes and then this happens.vanisher posted:I certainly am not trying to harass anyone
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 09:06 |
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I'm also glad SA managed to chase away a bunch of it's content creators in the name of GBS shitposters rights to say friend of the family and tranny and whatever other foul bullshit was apparently only constrained by the rules telling them not to post like reprehensible shitheaps. Thankfully those rules were abolished. And then unrelatedly /pol/ and it's ilk sprung up bit after that. GBS isn't quite /pol/ of course, but maybe /pol/-lite.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 10:16 |
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Krankenstyle posted:Your implied causation is a little shaky there... Are you saying that the GBS content creators left to create /pol/?
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 10:36 |
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Coucho Marx posted:Reminds me of the Blue Stripe series, specifically the holodeck janitor one! Haha these are hilarious. The front page does have some cool stuff from time to time huh?
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 14:21 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:this is the second time in recent memory that a super unambiguous bestiality joke has shown up in Garfield Have you ever been around cats or cat people? Cats lick people. Cat people call it "kissing" when their disgusting little beasts run their tongues over you uninvited.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 12:27 |
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christ 58 terabytes? what. the. gently caress. guy just has... a dozen? two, three dozen? hdds filled with heinous poo poo
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 04:01 |
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Subjunctive posted:I’ve seen outlets above cupboards before, most frequently used for speakers. "Seen" in the past tense because the homes have since burned down I presume?
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2018 01:35 |
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terrible steam games thread discusses a terrible game (I included the second post there to give you an idea of what kind of game it is without clicking the link - which is probably btw)Largepotato posted:This is currently on the front page new and trending releases list. Light Gun Man posted:OK so a friend of mine gifted this to me and...it's actually pretty fun? And kinda funny? Like yes half the bosses are giant monster women that attack you with their rear end but...I dunno, I'm having fun.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2018 23:13 |
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dang I always thought goons were just referencing some great joke a powerful goon had made with that. disillusioned to find out that the meme actually came from some old movie
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2018 03:17 |
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what? nobody could actually be that tone deaf... could they?
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 10:44 |
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frankee posted:no its this thing i like clicking that link expecting to see a permaban but then discovering that actually that's a mod
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2019 04:30 |
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As someone who read a lot of garbage fiction when I was younger I can say pretty confidently that Twilight isn't actually bad at all. The poo poo that YA fiction authors get away with in their books is frankly ridiculous and a "mildly abusive/creepy" relationship between teenagers doesn't even blip my radar when it comes to "questionable poo poo that shows up in terrible YA fiction". Especially when you compare it to some of the stuff that pops up in sci-fi and fantasy genres. The only reason anyone gives a poo poo about Twilight is that it was fiction aimed at women that had the audacity to become really popular.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 08:36 |
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TheMaskedUgly posted:The hunky werewolf, after failing to get between the teenaged lead and her 1000 year old rapist, explicitly diverts his romantic interest to their recently born baby; with full support of the family meh I could give you a dozen similar examples from a dozen other YA book series that released in the same decade as Twlight that no one in the whole world gives a poo poo about. The only reason you and everyone else has a whole playbook of all the "terrible" things in the Twilight series is to give a weak rear end justification for their irrational hatred of A Popular Thing for Girls. And I don't really want to get dragged into a point by point analysis of the goods and bads of Twilight but to your example the relationship between the werewolf and the day old baby it was actually spelled out explicitly in the text as non-romanatic... because obviously. Of course, I wouldn't call the Twilight series good but when compared to its contemporaries in the same/similar genres it really doesn't rank as bad. The weird fever dreams of some Mormon housewife are not even close to the top 100 list of "weird and bad and hosed up poo poo that happens in YA books".
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 13:57 |
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theflyingorc posted:People are critical of things that they've heard of, you say???? but whatever, sorry for making GBS threads up the thread with twilightchat here's something from the arm reduction forum in penance EtchaSketch posted:She actually left me back in September over the stress related to the other bad poo poo I used to do. She got sick of me having to sweep my car with a mirror looking for bombs while she waited inside for me to give her the signal that I was satisfied my car was safe to approach. I've pissed off some people over the years. I'd marry the girl in a second if she gave me the option and I'd rather have risked my own safety to die with a smile on my face than live with a frown. It sounds melodramatic but it's loving true, when she left me I lost the reason I hung on to life so hard and she took the dog with her. That dog was my baby. unrelated: does anyone know how to quote out of the archives? For older posts a lot of times the quote button is disabled or it just sends you to a screen that says "Specified thread was not found in the live forums."
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 14:46 |
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From an old thread for complaining about teachersDisgusting Coward posted:Writing snotty letters to teachers should only be allowed if it's done in the style of a 1980s pro wrestling promo.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 18:17 |
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Trouble Man posted:I understand your problem. I have a morning ritual that I need to share with you. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2019 17:38 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 03:51 |
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Drizzt's panther's name was "Guenhwyvar"
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