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Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Whatingstly willen having I donest've?

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Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Australians are possibly unique in people who will drink tea and coffee variously depending on what they feel like at that moment

gently caress it, be like Malaysia and drink both at once. Cham supremacy.


Doc Hawkins posted:

Melbourne, actually. Footscray. :)

Should've said you'd been chroming.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

I look great in leather underwear, football pads, and pink feather boas, so I genuinely can't wait to see the Nestle water wars kick into full swing.


e: jesus christ I thought this was the lol trump thread, sorry for bringing the doomposting here

I think it's nice you've already picked an outfit for the inevitable Mad Max dystopia that's coming.

Best luck with your mutant motorbike gang.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

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venus de lmao posted:

apparently Hemingway and one of the wives, I forget which, were both secretly into genderbendy stuff

was talking about this with a couple of people and the feeling of watching someone go "wait, Hemingway was T4T?" with unbridled loving delight on her face was just... :discourse:

That was Mary Hemingway.

Reading the second half of Cerebus wasn't entirely a brain-rotting waste of time.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Tired of being drugged and dumped in Argentina?

This year, why not get drugged and dumped in the Tasmanian wilderness?

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
By orangutans that have been imprisoned in incredibly unstimulating environments.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

RFC2324 posted:

I didn't say good, just better than english food :D

*salutes fish shop serving deep-fried haggis

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

flavor.flv posted:

You'll be happy to hear that I eventually remebered what it was and I am enjoying some beemster as I post

Aw, it would have been funny if you remembered the name, but the shop was out of it.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Man, I'm glad I avoided the Dizzy games as a kid - much too problematic.

I much preferred Auf Wiedersehen Monty where Monty Mole had to sell 'acquired' art works and gold to fund a trip to Argentina with the aid of a Catholic Boys Club.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Milo and POTUS posted:

This falls under "serious social and political reasons"

Only if they decide to sell it.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

1stGear posted:

Sorry, but I have high standards for my enemies. Unless you willing to do something that qualify for swearing a blood oath, like ...kidnapping my childhood sweetheart...

Ugh, fine. Just let me find my bowsette outfit.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

This is why I send my death threats over media that doesn't leave a trace, like ice sculptures or skywriting.

Personally, I like the plausible deniability of a butoh dance performance.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

flavor.flv posted:

I think we can all agree that there's no worse poster in pyf than this idiot

edit: wait hang on I hosed this up

Come on, how do you gently caress up the joke?!

LMFTFY:

"The worst PYF is obviously this dickhead"

edit: gently caress.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

RFC2324 posted:

Like... They were just massive supporters or the city of Byzantium?

*sitting at piano, unshaven and smoking

Constantinople was once Byzantium....ah gently caress

*screws up paper scrap

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Walally's name is actually a clever play on words in Japanese because

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
I only drink mysterious home-distilled liquor made by someone's Croatian uncle that now resides confusing in a plastic Coke bottle.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Carthag Tuek posted:

you should let him out of there

Lol.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
(gesturing at rodbeard)

THEY BRING BAGS TO COSTCO

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Grassy Knowles posted:

I probably wouldve died without morphine so im a p big fan

Also morphine is euphoric but tramadol is barely even pain relieving so idk what that means

Tramadol relies on your body metabolizing the drug to get the opioid bit. If you are one of the 'lucky' people that has lower activity from the enzyme in question, then it'll be less effective than a drug that throws you the good stuff from the get go.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Oh my god, it's JEKRS, not JERKS.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
When I said I was an expert at CBT...

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Sounds like they'll just all have to go, then. My hands are tied, nothing I can do :shrug:

Hello sir I -
*briefcase full of parasitoid wasps falls open*

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Splicer posted:

Strong opening scene, would you like a critically acclaimed 12 episode EU produced miniseries or a US-produced 8 season run that people swear gets good again around season 7?

I'd have to say a UK style 6 episode series full of actors who seem familiar because they were secondary characters on Dr Who in the eighties or in a brief gag on the Young Ones.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

A Worrying Warlock posted:

Jesus Nietzsche, hurry it the gently caress up with those potatoes already!

*muffled voice from the kitchen*

What doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger!

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Rust Martialis posted:

Bruté Gateau-de-Boeuf

Ric...Flair.

gently caress.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

JesustheDarkLord posted:

A common trend through my life has been people talking about learning world war II satirical songs and then always singing the same one. Are there others?

I grew up with this on the bookshelf:

https://www.amazon.com.au/Kiss-Me-Goodnight-Sergeant-Major/dp/0246107480

which incidentally documents a range of Hitler/ball variations. It's probably the best know set because Colonel Bogey is a catchy tune.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

When I'm posting about diarrhœa, I'm very likely to be involved in something that makes it not a joke to me.

e: The Finnish word for it is ripuli which is a fun word. Dunno the Esperantoan word for it.

Boringly, it's diareo, however the Malay word is apparently cirit-birit (remember kids, Malay "c" is a "ch" sound). My wife's asleep so can't confirm that's accurate.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

Ch as in metternich or ch as in channel or ch as in charisma?

As in channel. And my wife, now awake, has confirmed it is correct.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.


I'd probably see someone about those culottes, citizens.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

dobbymoodge posted:

Well then, who's up for a little D in D in DnD?

Lich, looking sadly at crotch: I gained immortality and power beyond measure, but the price...

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Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
I sleep in gargantuan mamudders with my wife.

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