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Chichevache posted:That's only medium. roast placenta, oo yeah get in ma belly
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 04:15 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 19:01 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:What's baseball it's like a dick, and balls
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 12:40 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Pick's
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 23:19 |
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AtomD posted:Goddamn if that's not a great thing to put on a tombstone regardless of actual cause of death. Just "The Aristocrats!" drat son
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# ¿ May 29, 2017 21:18 |
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Tiggum posted:ouiaboo good goddam
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 06:29 |
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Applewhite posted:
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 13:54 |
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I was in London a while back and an aussie was hanging out the 2nd story window of the hostel i was staying out shouting SUCK MY SWEATY DANGLERS at passers by in a cheery way, as one might greet an acquaintance from afar.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 03:32 |
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(reference) sebmojo has a new favorite as of 00:37 on Jun 27, 2017 |
# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 00:35 |
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Digirat posted:The taser-coated car nonlethally slamming into you at 70 miles per hour unexpectedly causes a traffic cone to slightly intersect one of your feet. Your 300-pound muscle body made entirely out of meat and biceps instantly turns into soft jelly as your limbs horribly contort and spack every which way, each passing frame rapidly blurring the line between man and cone. Within one second you are no longer in contact with the earth, but now spinning erratically through the air as if in a vacuum, limbs spastically snapping and reaching out in impossible directions, furiously trying to separate your hapless physical form from the ravenous clutches of the cone--But it is too late. In a matter of moments your amalgamated mess of a body is horrifically mangled into the geometry, and as more of your nonlethally-subdued form is forcibly intersected with the wall and floor, the faster the eldritch transformation takes place. When you no longer bear any resemblance to the generic muscle goon you once were, only a contorted and agonized mass of finely-tessellated polygons stretching away into the skybox, your only hope of salvation is for what used to be one of your legs to get propelled far enough beneath the map that it finally reaches the vast expanses of the kill volume. At last you find sweet release from this farcical hell as it coldly and uncaringly deletes you in a frame.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 08:03 |
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InediblePenguin posted:ha! ha! how hilarious! agreed friend
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 11:52 |
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comics are terrible lol
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 10:05 |
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SpacePig posted:The guy in the photo is Conor McGregor. It's a millefeuille of lols
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 23:02 |
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holy poo poo
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 04:05 |
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Randbrick posted:loving Stephen miller.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 07:10 |
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mind the walrus posted:Yeah I just looked up the plot summary on Wikipedia and remembered the part where Sellers leaving his master's estate for the first time are slow, dreary shots of him moving across a courtyard and onto dull city streets accompanied by what can only be described as a Cantina Band-backed version of Also Sprach Zarathursta. It's like the movie Network got into a teleporter accident with a lobotmized version of "In the Loop." Nope, back to Pink Panther and bawdy 60s camp thank you. Its a funny ten min sketch with a good ending strrrreeeettttcchheddd into a seemingly endless dronefest movie with ten min of funny bits and a good ending. sebmojo has a new favorite as of 05:41 on Aug 9, 2017 |
# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 05:04 |
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Jose posted:comey getting himself fired by getting trump elected is a lol lilljonas posted:Hoist by his own retard
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 09:39 |
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Clitch posted:Mike Pence politely applauds, but just can't seem to get over the spiciness of the Saltine he just ate. Later that evening, an RNC intern was beaten for getting the salted ones.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 11:23 |
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Clitch posted:Mike Pence politely applauds, but just can't seem to get over the spiciness of the Saltine he just ate. Later that evening, an RNC intern was beaten for getting the salted ones.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 22:02 |
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I actually looked up the murder rate in Hong Kong and it's like 15 a year, which is a trip to the bubble tea shop for wei shen
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 09:04 |
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the gbs trump thread is vastly better than the one in d&d. just crisp easy drinking lols all the way to the bottom of the glass
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2017 08:58 |
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lolled
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2017 21:43 |
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Cephalectomy posted:No because one group wears stupid makeup and listens to awful music and the other are juggalos. wit posted:This joke doesn't really work. Cephalectomy posted:Neither do most juggalos 1 2 punch
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2017 22:05 |
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lol same
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2017 21:59 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:it's the newest sport. we release a bald eagle in a transparent enclosure, then we watch as it slams itself against the walls. we watch in silence, without blinking. we sit with our fingers in are laps and they curl and uncurl in spasmodic motions like the twitches of a dying spider's legs. there's a commentator, but he never says anything, just breathes heavily through his microphone. nobody gets up until the eagle stops moving
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 09:08 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm not a fan of Postmodernism but I'm going to clarify a few things about it for Karate Bastard's benefit. This is not a funny forums quote
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 10:13 |
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Scintilla posted:I think we're assuming a bit too much by preemptively labeling Azathoth a capitalist oppressor. For all we know the first words out of its thousand mouths could be the opening verse of the soviet national anthem.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 21:31 |
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EmmyOk posted:I think about this every day it's pretty good when people post funny forums quotes imo
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 02:33 |
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2017 01:52 |
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 04:40 |
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Palpek posted:You didn't quote 15 other QCS threads he posted that image in for which he got probated for a month. oh, lol.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 20:55 |
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Powaqoatse posted:no don't! a lot of good men have lost their jobs from going ball-blind
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 21:30 |
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these aren't funny forum quotes
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 01:50 |
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a very clear thinker posted:I'm worried about ingesting a load of toxic ink
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 00:54 |
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Crocoswine posted:dunno why we gotta keep goin' back to the past for sick TCC lols when you can go to the latest pages and see a guy compare heroin users to rape victims nice quote m8
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 07:41 |
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Verisimilidude posted:Date was good. She's cool and cute, and we get along well. Seeing her again and she sent me a picture of her foster kittens when she got home. rio posted:Is that what we are calling it now?
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 05:00 |
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gbs is good
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 23:31 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Byob is a chill place to make posts and chill. Like if you've ever seen a post like "why don't you loving get raped and die!" And thought to your self "boy I wish there was a place I could make jokes and not read those kinds of posts" then BYOB might be for you byob is good
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 01:09 |
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:you're very positive today
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 01:32 |
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Jose Mengelez posted:anthony fantano looks like the wellspring of all human suffering, like the screaming abyss of despair, like a old floridian dude's overeager golf caddy who never breaks eye contact when using the ballwasher waaaay to slowly for comfort. Jose Mengelez posted:anpho phantasm looks like a homophobic cartoonist's caricature of a beaver Jose Mengelez posted:abobo fairground looks like the bastard offspring of millennial angst personified and a plastic tub of expired potato salad... but somehow even more retarder Jose Mengelez posted:tony fantasmo looks like a 40 something dad of three carefully scrutinizing a book called "grow the perfect sex offender 'tache in just 4 weeks" and gazing into a mirror mournfully Jose Mengelez posted:aborigine phantoms looks like blaster from beyond thunderdome right before he gets nailed in the chest by a crossbow bolt. Jose Mengelez posted:androgine fantomas looks like a 1970's wrestler wearing the creepy interrogation mask from the movie 'brazil' terrorizing his step son with a leather belt. Jose Mengelez posted:andy franton looks like a sandblasted moai with a barely legible inscription that reads "look upon my vaporwave reviews ye mighty and despair" Jose Mengelez posted:antoine fartonman looks like a racist ... Jose Mengelez posted:anhtony fanton looks like a baby who tied a belt around his neck real tight and a shot human growth hormone and high fructose corn syrup into his rear end for a decade. Jose Mengelez posted:anthony fantano looks like that one british comedian who wont shut up about how huge his goddamn teeth are but with tiny mr magoo eyes. Jose Mengelez posted:anthony fantano looks like that fucken egg from the berserk anime on the body of a gay gym dad.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 01:38 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:I like how he notes that he did not so much as think of the Scrotal Punishment Octagon on his employers' time he's very conscientious
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 14:14 |