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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Taciturn Tactician posted:

Let us recall this concert happened eight years ago and our tree friend is still this passionately furious.

He intended to live out the rest of his life at the concert hall, living off spilled beer and righteous Perl Jam tunes, then Kanye loving ruined his retirement scheme.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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He's not wrong, you know.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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If God wanted you to use chopsticks, or waste time on discussing them, he would have mentioned them in the Bible.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Facebook Aunt posted:

The secrets are unspeakable, so they are communicated through drum beats. We will never learn the secrets, because white people have no sense of rhythm.

Actually I solved that Gabriel Knight puzzle ages ago.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Your Gay Uncle posted:

They have soooo many quality used children's shoes at Osh Koshswitz

Personally I prefer to shop for shoes next doors, at Birkenaustock.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Jedit posted:

Which is why I've always been against TCC posts being quoted in this thread. The entire subforum is a collection of people constantly revising their suicide notes because they're not sure exactly when they'll need one.

The whole excuse for allowing the TCC to exist is that it provides "harm reduction" which is a hilariously / tragically transparent excuse made by people who don't give a gently caress how much harm their echochamber actually does to others.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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purple death ray posted:

"gbs is bad" should not be a hot take to anybody

yes, it is an outright, transparent lie

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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toanoradian posted:

I think by way of logic, if I stop throwing rocks at your house I'd be admitting I have raped someone.

If you throw rocks after the first guy, you are also implicitly a rapist.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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china bot posted:

sadly no, Gay Dick evolved into Gay Sailor

Good friend of Dr. Gay Hitler

quote:

Dr. Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler, was a local dentist, serving our community from 1922 through 1946 from his office on West Main Street.
https://www.circlevilleherald.com/news/hitlers-were-county-pioneers/article_2a6487b2-a34a-55f4-83f4-dfcf116d15d5.html

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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I guess since a snowball is already in solid state, it would just make a harder to melt snowball?

Meanwhile putting a cat into a vat of liquid nitrogen causes it to puncture all the cell membranes etc., and to homogenize the specimen. in ways that are less than pleasant.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Want to see a faithful porn parody of The Silmarillion

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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The WW2 era P-51 Mustang is older now than it was when Top Gun was shot - older even than the iconic F-14 Tomcat.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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christmas boots posted:

Seems like it would be a lot of work to man that wall

Why do you think the defense budget is ten hundred trillion dollars? To line the pockets of defense contractors? Think again, bud

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Oh yeah, I thought the same, but it didn't really give me a pause that a Scottish light snack would include a couple pints.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Empty Sandwich posted:

yeah, it was "slices" that confused me

Beer so hearty you can eat it with a fork

Empty Sandwich posted:

almost every long thread I'm reading is currently on a food derail (except the food threads (those are on topic))

wtf, this isn't the Scottish food thread :psyduck:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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SyNack Sassimov posted:

Who else but Quag-goon!

There was a food derail in I think the schaden thread a few days ago and this person showed up to whiteknight-to-oblivion English food, along with claiming English food has lots of variety because it includes Indian and Pakistani food (because they're British doncha know IGNORE WHY THEY'RE SUPPOSEDLY BRITISH IT'S NOT IMPORTANT WE WERE INVITED). They did manage to ad hominem enough people to get probated so maybe that's why they haven't shown up here, but I'm sure once they read how someone DARED to insult English food, and even to claim Scottish food is better, the horror, they'll be writing an impassioned defense of spotted dick and toad in the hole guvna.

That guy has the same meltdown over the dignity of English food on like a biweekly basis, so don't despair, if not here, you'll run into one of those rants elsewhere. Just be on the lookout for a shiba inu avatar with sunglasses

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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PirateDentist posted:

It’s a running joke no one else knows how the gently caress he does that. Everyone else who tries usually slams into the coins. Sometimes the nephews can manage it, but usually they smack beak first into them.

There was a fun storyline where Donald got paid only a few cents a day for polishing the coins, but he negotiated to select which coins they were. Since Scrooge only believes in their face value Donald delved deep to get old rare coins near the bottom.

There is a lot of lore around the money bin.

Want it the story where Donald crashed the whole rare coins market by unleashing all of Scrooge's forgotten reserves, until the rare coins were cheaper than their face value?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Jedit posted:

Very small indie bands sometimes release on cassette because they're very time consuming to pirate but cheaper to make than vinyl. There's also enough legacy equipment still around that they can be used.

Billie Eilish can gently caress off though, she's just trying to be a hipster.

That argument only makes sense if you assume that first, they exclusively release their music on tape, and second, that the pirates are also only dubbing it to tapes, which I don't think is true on either count.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Cassettes aren't being used by "loads of people"

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Has any hipster (:arghfist::corsair:) indie band released new Tefifon records? There must be an untapped market

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Snowy posted:

According to Wikipedia the last remaining Jesus foreskin was stolen in 83, it could be anywhere by now!

Anatomically accurate Jesus, preaching to the apostles::


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa2umu1vILI

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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- cast sleep (3,600,000 s) on self on hit

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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venus de lmao posted:

General Electric makes the minigun and Glock sells horse cum.

And Volkswagen makes and sells sausage (which is the most produced item out of their catalogue of parts)

steinrokkan has a new favorite as of 15:36 on Jun 26, 2023

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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wakka wakka posted:

I'm a stand up pisser. My brother always lies. Can you solve our riddle?

So you piss on your brother while he's down?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Carthag Tuek posted:

one time i was partying at my dorm and i got a drink that tasted really poo poo, bvery salty?
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turns out it was "the leftenant" with the General Home Bringingdrugsinside

he was weird, had a piece of paper with 100 names on it.

Is the leftenant in the room with us right now?

steinrokkan has a new favorite as of 11:52 on Dec 2, 2023

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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What

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Everybody is a content creator, but most people have the decency to flush after themselves.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Karate Bastard posted:

I'm really struggling with imagining just the logistics of this

It's up to the Wannsee Summer Retreat Council Meeting to figure that out

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Wake me up when it's a cannibalistic necrophiliac homosexual mallard, maybe with a side of incest

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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As I always say, no feet, no sale.

I'm banned from all bakeries in the metropolitan area

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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SMDH, should have said like a drow

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Would children related to Gay Hitler also be bullied?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Is Hipler a hip-hop Hitler, or a hipster Hitler?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Maybe baby Hitlers would go the way of the modern Habsburgs and today we would have Hitler III who posts about anime waifus all day and Hitler IV who is only interested in racing cars

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Arivia posted:

yep you’re a nerd and it’s terminal

It's one of the most popular methods of being coffee in the world (and also the best one)

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Lipe
Lope
Lauph

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Splicer posted:

St Nicholas lived in Turkey, which in 2022 had a 69% (not a joke that's the actual number) lactose intolerance rate. He was at least partially of Greek descent, 55% current lactose intolerance rate. Even at 2oz a glass the most statistically likely scenario is that his reindeer are just a bootstrapping system to get him to the first few hundred houses, after which each fireplace/chimney at which point he has built up enough fuel for the chimneys to serve as ignition point, launch route, and subsequent catch tunnel.

Obviously "milk" is a mistranslation and what Santa Claus really wants is yogurt or ayran.

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