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Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Isn't TheCosmicMuffet the same dude who had an elaborate rant in the old low carb thread about how all doctors are lovely hacks and you should shop around for one that's going to rubber-stamp your cheese-and-beef-tallow diet, along with many other nigh-word-salad low-carb posts?

# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 10:53

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 10:23

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Supple Moisture posted:

One time I picked up a patient that claimed to be getting raped by a ghost.

Mozi posted:

That kind of experience can really haunt someone.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 18:34

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I believe 50 Foot Ant is now named Nostalgia4ColdWar? I'm not sure he posts anywhere other than GiP at this point, which is probably for the best.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 04:23

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Syd Midnight posted:

The best part of this is how many of those usernames are still active.

Didn't Manuel Calavera also out himself as a diaper fetishist in one of the A/T sex threads? I remember some pretty hilarious blow-ups there.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 21:59

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Dreddout posted:

over 300 confirmed orgasms

The

hard at work

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 12:59

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Pixelante posted:

Things goons should never be trusted with:

* feelings
* forklifts

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 14:35

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slinkimalinki posted:

Guess the thread.

I didn't guess the thread, but to be fair, I feel like any and every thread on SA could host that exact post/the counterarguments/basically the whole drat conversation at this point.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 05:17

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FactsAreUseless posted:

I hope she gets brave enough to show off her entire vagina, and all the parts of the vagina. I want to see if she has a normal type of vagina, or an alien type of vagina, and what the parts look like.

This post made me think about those alien-vulva Fleshlight designs, and that made me think about how readily you could make a Fleshlight casing in the shape of a Thomas the Tank Engine character, and now I'm not thinking anymore lest my brain continue this train of thought.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 01:59

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Heath posted:

The way he describes it sounds a lot like the way my autistic cousin describes things: lots of extraneous details that he clearly seems to think are self-evidently relevant to what he's saying. That post is fascinating.

Yeah, that whole thing really reads as someone who has limited or no theory of mind / can't parse that their audience doesn't have the same set of associations with their weird detail selection as they do. Either an autism spectrum disorder or a drat fine imitation.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 03:56

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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So what's the deal with MisterBibs and hot dogs? All I know about MisterBibs is "bad/dumb poster"

(yes, I know, I shouldn't sign my posts)

Antivehicular has a new favorite as of 05:46 on Apr 22, 2017

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 05:43

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Powaqoatse posted:

I think basically mrbibs is just a dumbass? I mean if you choke on a hotdog once, that's kinda the lesson to not do it again?? Anyway you can cough out a hotdog moutful here, it's fine

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784826

Same for anyone else. I don't live in the hotdog area so go ahead and spew that half chew poo poo out

Yeah, it turns out it was in this thread after all back last July. How does someone whom I assume is an adult without a full-time carer choke on hot dogs twice?

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 06:12

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Yeah, if dude really has a health issue, that sucks, but... why keep eating hot dogs? If there's one food you can pretty safely discard with no meaningful decline in your quality of life, it's hot dogs.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 08:28

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Hogge Wild posted:

For those who don't want to bother clicking through: this particular MMO slapfight is about Star Trek Online.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 02:29

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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

lots of people have read vurt, the novel driven by the main character's seemingly insatiable drive to gently caress his sister

To be fair, this is also the plot of Hotel New Hampshire and a lot of people think John Irving is a genius

# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 23:35

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For some reason, my favorite part of the Abe own thread is still "fell in a terlet

". Poetic in its simplicity.

My second favorite part of the Abe own thread is that Abe posted a picture of himself as a teenager sitting on a fiberglass dolphin, as if to demonstrate that nobody could own him so thoroughly as his past self already had.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 08:47

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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At least his cresping is soft

# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 01:47

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Comptroll The Forums posted:

Anyways, isn't sand actually the oldest rock? You do understand that grains of sand don't grow up to be mountains, right goons?

The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a handful of sand that it will still be a mountain someday, and that he'll be the first person to post an SA thread mocking people who die climbing it

# ¿ Oct 27, 2017 01:50

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Turtlicious posted:

Ya'll need to stop blowing off your tops jfc.

A real toss-up for most pathetic detail in the final paragraph: "this man's pet is named Optimus Prime" vs. "this man's pet preemptively flees the area and hides when he's about to play video games"

# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 10:40

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I like how that dude is trying to be as Professor Rational Science Man as possible about eugenics while believing that you can be a "carrier" of Down Syndrome

# ¿ Nov 20, 2017 19:28

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Subjunctive posted:

?

Huh, I learned a new fact today! :shobon:

Anyway, while we're playing Guess the Thread: the combination of horse reference + callous disregard for the rights of the suboptimal made me assume it was from the Bad With Money thread in BFC.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2017 22:02

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Krankenstyle posted:

swallowed a wedding ring for an ill-conceived stunt proposal

Good to hear the LA Beast is doing better

# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 06:49

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FactsAreUseless posted:

As a ver, Liz would know that boys only get pregnant if the dog semen goes into their butt holes.

Clearly Jon just has a butthole for a mouth, in the same way that WET BUTT had the word "HOMO"

# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 22:10

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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By "chew food for him," you mean, like... cut it up into tiny pieces, right? Not literally chewing it up in their mouths and regurgitating it like the dog is a baby bird?

# ¿ May 19, 2018 06:25

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theflyingorc posted:

i'm very upset that the triangle isn't actually isosceles

Terrible nerd power-level showing: I have a sneaking suspicion that the Isosceles Lock is named after Bobby Isosceles, a really irritating user on the unofficial Achewood message board, which Chris Onstad was semi-openly lurking (and occasionally delurking on to throw weak burns at us)

EDIT: holy poo poo this is the worst snipe

# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 23:15

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

"I've taught in Asia before. My butthole is inviolable."

This just reminds me of this extremely good post from the Imp Zone gaming dreams thread:

trying to jack off posted:

more of a sporting dream but i think it qualifies

last night i had a dream that i was in japan and a bunch of people were trying to teach me their local variant of baseball. you can pitch normally or do an underarm pitch where you roll the ball along the ground and the batter hits it like a golf shot. whenever you hit the ball you can run to whatever base you feel like, all the batters are naked and the goal is for the team to take a poo poo on every base including home to score. the best batters could take shits while hitting the ball or on the run over a base. when i asked them what you do if you dont need to take a poo poo they tried to explain to me a technique called "devil's bowel" but i couldn't understand because of the language barrier.

I think about Japanese Grand Slam making GBS threads Baseball and the Devil's Bowel technique more than I really should.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 02:51

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Slippery posted:

What's ligma???

about two henways

# ¿ Feb 3, 2019 02:28

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Untrustable posted:

If I remember correctly (I may not be), the goon wife wanted goons to help her identify mystery pills, which is weird to me because heads up: Drugs.com has a pill identifier. I use it for found pills at work all the time.

Yeah, IIRC she was just looking for pill ID information, and anything about her taking/wanting to take anything is mutation of the story via goon oral tradition. I want to say she wasn't even into drugs, just trying to do damage control... which led to the actual unfortunate part of the story, where she was asking TCC how she could convince the life insurance company that her husband's death was accidental. All right, insurance fraud!

# ¿ Feb 4, 2019 14:25

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Doc Hawkins posted:

lol if you don't know all about scooby-doos, sea patrol 4 lyffe

This pre-dated SEA PATROL, I think? It was one scuba-diver goon dunking on another completely incomprehensibly to non-divers. I also recall the insult(?) "stroke" showing up.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2019 07:11

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EorayMel posted:

By far the funniest part of this is the poster/the filter they used missing one instance of the word "fucker," so you have one precious moment of real swearing in the sea of "doo-doo"

# ¿ Jun 19, 2019 02:29

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

that creepy middle-aged dude with all those diatribes about how young women should gently caress him due to ?

gonna need to be more specific there, friendo

# ¿ Jul 5, 2019 05:53

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EorayMel posted:

LOOK AT THAT poo poo AND FLYS CRY

Also:

My lab partner and I once collaborated on an experiment on whether listening to Bob Marley would protect baby rats from the effects of listening to System of a Down.

Results: inconclusive

# ¿ Sep 15, 2019 00:59

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HerStuddMuffin posted:

Was it the first time this happened? With the number of similar requests I have seen in many threads, I would be amazed if no facetious mod ever played genie and granted the wish before.

I definitely recall someone getting their name changed to "Gun Culture Tween" after a "mods please" in PYF several years back, although I don't think that one stuck.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 09:21

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Captain Monkey posted:

My favorite was SALT CURES HAM, but the poster himself was a moron sadly.

That was the dude who referred to his Internet girlfriend as SALT CURES VAG, and then live-posted the saga of being locked in her house on a visit, right? Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 07:00

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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When I was a small child, my mom used to take me to an exotic pet store on the semi-regular, possibly for aquarium supplies but maybe just to let me gawk at the animals. It was one of those tiny, one-crazy-person-type businesses, and I have a very distinct, bizarre memory of catching a glimpse of an emu or rhea running around in the back room. I kind of wonder if it was a dream, because surely even the craziest Exotic Pet Guy in Alaska wouldn't have kept a goddamn emu in the back room, but... who fuckin' knows.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2020 11:25

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Pick posted:

"hey ! Hey you! don't loving key my car"

For some reason this is making me think of the thread where a goon grabbed a gun because he thought someone was making GBS threads on his roof, and someone else wrote a post from the perspective of the freshly-murdered preteen roof-shitter

A good thread, but hard to describe

# ¿ Apr 12, 2020 06:13

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PHIZ KALIFA posted:

was that the dude making Purple Chemicals in his basement?

I don't think so? At least, I don't remember it from the thread, but it's completely possible.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2020 07:54

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Dixville posted:

Wait what is it?

I believe it was the n-word

# ¿ May 12, 2020 12:32

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So is Blistex a crabrock alt, because that's 100% a crabrock plot

# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 09:49

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EorayMel posted:

Dear goons I flushed soap down toilet how do I unclog toilet? User loses posting privileges for 1 week.

This has that really good "OP was raised by TVs in a hermetically-sealed cage and has no idea how even the most basic functions of everyday life work" energy that I associate with really old SA and the bachelor threads. Why would you flush bar soap down the toilet? How does that thought even happen?

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 10:23

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Tired of sines and cosines? Get ready for busines

# ¿ Dec 11, 2021 02:08

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