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INT. DANK TORTURE BASEMENT – NIGHT

The sound of metal chains whipping against bare flesh hang heavy in the air, like a bird flying into a headwind. The room is damp and sparsely lit. SUPERMECHAGODZILLA’s scarred jowls are illuminated by a desk lamp laying sideways on the floor

SUPERMECHAGODZILA
Which reading is true? Which reading is true? WHICH READING IS TRUE!?

KOOS
[Spits mouthful of blood] The words are used specifically for their literal intention, the events are straightforward so as to be easily understood by an audience of children.

The beating begins again, with a furious vigour, until SUPERMECHAGODZILLA can barely stand. He rests one hand against a dirty wall, sweat marring his 1993 Nebraska Film Festival hypercolor t-shirt.

SUPERMECHAGODZILA
The opposite reading is true… The opposite reading is true. I’ve been to college.

KOOS straightens his posture, his pride and dignity unscathed by the days long assault of a fat, stupid man.

KOOS
Any perceived allusions to facism in A Goofy Movie are a wholesale invention of a misguided viewer.

SUPERMECHAGODZILLA adopts the look of a man who has been defeated. Wearily, he grabs a shotgun that had been resting in the corner, and cocks it loudly.

KOOS
Goofy simply wishes to bond with his son through fishing, a traditional pastime, as he had done with his own father. It is neither parable nor allegory. Neither dog was molested, the material does not support this.

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

Yeah, it definitely got old fast, but reading those three in succession knowing it's stupid satire and not taking it seriously made me laugh.

Calaveron posted:

I don't think I understand the reference. Sue Storm?

sword_man.gif posted:

it gets better: he reregged because the wow forum is behind a paywall but won't post, but for a while (maybe still does?) if someone brought up the dogs story he would start messaging the wow forum mod ingame crying about it

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

The post is tasteless and not even in the context of a joke -- it just reads as vulgarity for vulgarity's sake. I would have checked the context you pulled it from to see if it was funny or ironic when originally posted, but you didn't have a link-back so I had to judge it in a vacuum.

e: the queued probation is only for a day, so don't sweat it too much.

Black Baby Goku posted:

nig nog trying to get a hand beezy

Ianiniho posted:

What is Barnacle Jim?

LORD OF BUTT posted:

fyads, while frequently funny, can also be really irritating if they start trolling a thread you kinda unironically liked

Puppy Galaxy posted:

That's some cold blooded poo poo

Puppy Galaxy posted:

The odds are good but the goods are odd?

It's an old saying

Travis343 posted:

That's all of pyf honestly

Sham bam bamina! posted:

(paraphrased from )
Internationally Esteemed Citizen Journalist: Explain how I'm wrong.
Forums Weirdo: Some guy already has, in extensive detail; here's a link.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Lovecraftian sci-fi in space sounds awesome, though. Is there anything that isn't written by people trying to ape Lovecraft and/or Derleth's style but still has that same theme of unnamable horrors from beyond the stars/secrets man was not meant to know/reality is a thin veneer over a burbling cauldron of incomprehensible madness?

The MSJ posted:

Guy Mann posted:

PYF internet tough guy fantasy: Popping pills and gunning down grannies in loving Florida

Clitch posted:

She married the guy, and it turned out pretty much the way that post describes.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I can believe it. Same basic thing is going on with my buddy. Talked his wife into an open relationship, and now she does nothing but gently caress one of his best friends while he tries to nail girls from Tinder. It's not working out for them amazingly enough.

Lottery of Babylon posted:

and also probated Twisty for asking questions about chickens in the Ask Questions About Chickens thread

a kitten posted:

Ingwit is one of the funniest posters to ever be on this site, so that one at least is a joke.

He took the already funny Ultimate Hustler thread and shot it through the stratosphere.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2473759&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Palpek posted:

You cut out the beginning:



Let me eat this hotdog very very carefully not to choke on it like the last time I choked on a hotdog. Let me do it really slowly like it's the bullet dodge scene when agent Smith was shooting at Neo in the Matrix: the bullet is the hotdog, Neo is my tongue letting the hotdog through and the air around and behind Neo is the inside of my gob. *loving chokes on the hotdog*

Nuebot posted:

Ask him about fallout new vegas.

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Fury Road was loving awful, and it had nothing to do with Furiosa being "more than a sex toy." It was just a lovely movie. Most of the friends I have who saw the movie also think it's poo poo, and the closest any of them come to being MRAs is occasionally holding a door for a strong, independent woman even though she is capable of holding it for herself. It's actually possible to not like a crappy movie because it's a crappy movie, and not due to some deep-seated hatred of women. I'd go so far as to say that the vast majority of people who dislike crappy movies like Fury Road are reasonably normal, well-adjusted people, and the misogynist assholes who aren't satisfied by the other three literal sex toys featured in the film are what they've always been: a very loud, very stupid, and very small minority. There are plenty of people who actually do care about the integrity of a movie series they'd previously enjoyed, and there is plenty to dislike in Fury Road on that basis, alone. The childish need to divide the world into "horrible shitbags" and "people who agree with me" is tiresome.

Tiggum posted:

That's a funny post, but you know that SMG's interpretation isn't invalid, right? It's just incredibly unpopular. There's a difference.

Agean90 posted:

In another universe you might have a point. In this universe you're posting in a subforum whose threads could be replaced by a cracked article