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that dude's posts, especially in that thread, are extremely bad
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I love everything about this.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 00:37 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:all that comic accomplished was making me wonder if klingon cocks have got those weird ridges on them too Angela Christine posted:No, but klingon vaginas do. Angela Christine posted:It's basically like loving an old timey washboard.
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Furious Mittens posted:This whole film was birthed in a tub of reject emo placenta.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 01:16 |
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Phlegmish posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3543702&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=5#post414408653 I forgot how hard "Dead Baby Bench Press" makes me laugh. I see the first response, scroll back up, and lose it.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 01:23 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:The air is dry and hot. The sun is beating down upon the nape of my neck; my polo is soaked in sweat. Around me, the coliseum of twenty-somethings roars for blood. I look ahead towards my opponent: a burly Irish man, with a red pompadour and a thick curled beard. He's wearing a plaid button-down and a pair of Wranglers; the mixture of the tasteful formality and playful friendliness of his attire astounds me.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 02:13 |
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Wulfolme posted:A slightly bored FBI agent came to the place I work today and asked me if I had any plans to attack the United States or knew of any groups that were planning on taking violent action of any sort. It was kind of like a cop investigating a noise complaint that he knew came from some old grump that files formal complaint over loving everything, but I'm still kind of spooked now. I had to tell him that a particular website I frequent has a lot of people on it that talk a big game of violent uprising but would completely chicken out the moment they got their visit from the FBI. I would appreciate it if all you angry YOSPOSers and D&Ders would cool it a bit so I don't have to defend myself on that front again. Grem posted:A federal agent actually had to come down to your work to tell you you aren't funny.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 02:51 |
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/\ you fucker Ground floor, fyodor posted:so maybe don't say poo poo out loud to your dumbshit co-workers. were you high or something? whoflungpoop posted:so you joked about terrorists blowing up important things to people you know IRL and this is D&Ds fault got it Falun Bong Refugee posted:The idea of someone trying to explain GBS to the FBI is hilarious. ryonguy has a new favorite as of 02:54 on Jan 12, 2016 |
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:34 |
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:I laughed. Wow this is bad. Feel shame.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 04:08 |
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i don't get the peeing on fire thing. firemen wouldn't pee on fire to save you. ... i have an idea for a porn video
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 04:11 |
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mr.capps posted:i don't get the peeing on fire thing. firemen wouldn't pee on fire to save you. That's the point, it says "I hate you so much that not only would I not save your life, I wouldn't even do so in an inefficient, humiliating way."
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 04:19 |
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That doesn't make any sense, because its more humiliating for the pee pee guy then the pee'd guy
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 04:22 |
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I mean I would be grateful to have my life saved by a peeing man, this is just like that tree falling in the woods thing. Trees don't fall.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 04:25 |
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mr.capps posted:That doesn't make any sense, because its more humiliating for the pee pee guy then the pee'd guy often harder on the urinator
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 04:28 |
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The Urinator is one of the lesser known periods of David Bowies career, spanning from 1947 to 1951, but honestly I think it's one of his more original ones.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 04:36 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:that dude's posts, especially in that thread, are extremely bad Yeah, it definitely got old fast, but reading those three in succession knowing it's stupid satire and not taking it seriously made me laugh. Teriyaki Koinku has a new favorite as of 06:27 on Jan 12, 2016 |
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Josef K. Sourdust posted:Cervantes’s invented fictions may have been preceded by a canto of Petrarch, which refers to numerous writings by a monk called “Fishmech”, who inhabited San Qualcosa de Terribile monastery, Mantua. He was famed for his vast production and for an overtone of sardonic superiority to his scrolls, an approach which alienated his fellow monks, who might otherwise have been favourably disposed towards him. He was apparently expelled from the monastery a number of times but returned under different names. Petrarch describes the writings of Fishmech as containing some technically correct aspects yet intended to confuse the debate and place the writer at an apparent (yet illusory) advantage over his fellow scribes. Petrarch calls his writing brilliant yet essentially worthless and that these writings baffled readers. Furthermore, Fishmech was known to write on any subject known to mankind and that he perfected the ability to seem conversant on the most arcane of subjects while not actually knowing any more than his readers.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 06:21 |
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:I laughed. Me too. Thanks!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 08:09 |
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Yeah, it definitely got old fast, but reading those three in succession knowing it's stupid satire and not taking it seriously made me laugh.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 10:10 |
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Other posts from the OP in that thread Wulfolme posted:Oh no, in high school I wrote a note to a teacher that was taken to be a threat to go Columbine High on the place. I've been having 'the talk' with authority figures about how I need to stop talking about killing people for decades now. Wulfolme posted:Half the places I've worked people have come up to me unsolicited and asked me to spare them when I shoot up the place.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 10:25 |
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context: BFC girl thread, people talking about turning their lives around when they become parentsuwaeve posted:
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:15 |
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I don't think I understand the reference. Sue Storm?
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:21 |
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Calaveron posted:I don't think I understand the reference. Sue Storm? Darth Vader
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:23 |
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JesustheDarkLord posted:Darth Vader Durr, I was thinking comic books
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:24 |
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Calaveron posted:I don't think I understand the reference. Sue Storm?
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:24 |
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JesustheDarkLord posted:Darth Vader loving
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:29 |
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It's cool the entire Blue Story thread is about starwars and people in that thread also didn't get it
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:28 |
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Travis343 posted:Blue Story
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:57 |
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Travis343 posted:It's cool the entire Blue Story thread is about starwars and people in that thread also didn't get it The earnest response concerned about how one could have twins and not know about them was almost funnier than the post itself.
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# ? Jan 13, 2016 00:10 |
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sweeperbravo posted:context: BFC girl thread, people talking about turning their lives around when they become parents Can you give a short summary about BFC girl? I haven't followd her since the summer, honestly because i just assumed the thread was gassed and she was banned
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# ? Jan 13, 2016 04:17 |
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Mans posted:Can you give a short summary about BFC girl? I haven't followd her since the summer, honestly because i just assumed the thread was gassed and she was banned The thread did a little tour of the forums which didn't really amount to much, Blue Story re-regged and had been diagnosed with gestational diabetes and then had a 2 month premature baby. Baby is currently living in a tube at the hospital and BS is back at work eating Atkins tv dinners and microwaved eggs instead of Taco Bell three times a day. I dont think she's mentioned what her husband is doing during all of this but apparently he did bother to witness the birth at all which is pretty surprising given that thread.
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# ? Jan 13, 2016 04:20 |
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Travis343 posted:The thread did a little tour of the forums which didn't really amount to much, Blue Story re-regged and had been diagnosed with gestational diabetes and then had a 2 month premature baby. Baby is currently living in a tube at the hospital and BS is back at work eating Atkins tv dinners and microwaved eggs instead of Taco Bell three times a day.
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# ? Jan 13, 2016 05:46 |
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Travis343 posted:The thread did a little tour of the forums which didn't really amount to much, Blue Story re-regged and had been diagnosed with gestational diabetes and then had a 2 month premature baby. Baby is currently living in a tube at the hospital and BS is back at work eating Atkins tv dinners and microwaved eggs instead of Taco Bell three times a day. Didn't look at this thread since the slow cooker recipes phase. hosed up if true. I never was convinced this story wasn't a well-crafted fake and this turn of events only confirms my suspicion, really. A person that broken at the very least wouldn't come back to post about their new failures. I hope.
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# ? Jan 13, 2016 10:01 |
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Pulp Can Move posted:An old farmer looks up from his work, wipes his brow, and considers at an approaching cloud.
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# ? Jan 13, 2016 17:14 |
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Old rear end forums need plenty of rest
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# ? Jan 13, 2016 17:59 |
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From the inestimable Blue Story thread:Veskit posted:When do we get to find out what she meant by superior genetics and why she needs to use them? Crow Jane posted:She's weaponizing frump.
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# ? Jan 13, 2016 20:15 |
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Travis343 posted:Old rear end forums need plenty of rest Next we'll get auto-booted after a few minutes of idle time, like an old man chasing loitering kids away
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# ? Jan 13, 2016 21:10 |
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Today I logged in to the Something Awful Forums and a werthers original fell out of my DVD drive.
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Travis343 posted:Today I logged in to the Something Awful Forums and a werthers original fell out of my DVD drive. Lol, lookit gramps here with a DVD drive.
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