Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

Dameius posted:

Seems like a normal anime fan internet user to me.

SimonChris posted:

Karate Bastard posted:

Zero One posted:

EorayMel posted:

EorayMel posted:

ultrafilter posted:

Keith Stack posted:

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Pretty extreme reaction to a guy accidentally smuggling a cat, I'd be freaked out too.

Paladinus posted:

TehRedWheelbarrow posted:

I read that post to my two year old who was trying to cram a travel sized bottle of toothpaste up his nose and he said "yay" if it helps crack dwarf

rodbeard posted:

It's hard to type on my phone with work gloves on

fun hater posted:

Karate Bastard posted:

Mods I want to report a sus av

wakka wakka posted:

If I could erase my memory of a game and play it for "the first time" again, I'd definitely pick Remember Me

Platystemon posted:

Kangaroos have their balls above their dicks.

How weird is that?

ultrafilter posted:

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

we had an open bar with 30 Irish managing to make it over and the Americans were in shambles lol

Sweevo posted:

its so funny when americans think they can drink.

"oh god i had six miller lites i'm absolutely wasted!"

Eeyo posted:

it's so funny when europeans think they can eat.

"oh god i just ate a fourth of my plate i'm absolutely stuffed!"

Armitag3 posted:

it's very hard on the teeth

rodbeard posted:

No somebody changed their name to the html code for a space and ended up on the ignore list of anyone with a blank space.

Kitfox88 posted:

Malachite_Dragon posted:

"But they're funny sometimes!"
Okay, give an example.

They never give an example

Arsenic Lupin posted:

EorayMel posted:

help me plz

RFC2324 posted:

seems like a goon ahead of his time, to me

thats basically what everyone says about most of those now(other than the canadian ones, never heard of those 2)

5TonsOfFlax posted:

I genuinely thought that the original unformatted ASCII was supposed to be Abe Simpson.

Empty Sandwich posted:

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SimonChris posted:

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

anyone got the koos/smg script quote

Sham bam bamina! posted:

The sound of metal chains whipping against bare flesh hang heavy in the air, like a bird flying into a headwind. The room is damp and sparsely lit. SUPERMECHAGODZILLA’s scarred jowls are illuminated by a desk lamp laying sideways on the floor

SUPERMECHAGODZILA
Which reading is true? Which reading is true? WHICH READING IS TRUE!?

KOOS
[Spits mouthful of blood] The words are used specifically for their literal intention, the events are straightforward so as to be easily understood by an audience of children.

The beating begins again, with a furious vigour, until SUPERMECHAGODZILLA can barely stand. He rests one hand against a dirty wall, sweat marring his 1993 Nebraska Film Festival hypercolor t-shirt.

SUPERMECHAGODZILA
The opposite reading is true… The opposite reading is true. I’ve been to college.

KOOS straightens his posture, his pride and dignity unscathed by the days long assault of a fat, stupid man.

KOOS
Any perceived allusions to facism in A Goofy Movie are a wholesale invention of a misguided viewer.

SUPERMECHAGODZILLA adopts the look of a man who has been defeated. Wearily, he grabs a shotgun that had been resting in the corner, and cocks it loudly.

KOOS
Goofy simply wishes to bond with his son through fishing, a traditional pastime, as he had done with his own father. It is neither parable nor allegory. Neither dog was molested, the material does not support this.

freeedr posted:

And I’m aware that the odds youtube would do all those things I said are slightly lower than the odds of the sun growing a 93 million-mile-long human tongue that reaches down through the atmosphere and slurps my waiting rear end in a top hat as I sleep

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Ages ago in the libertarian thread in D&D there was a guy who continually ignored questions he couldn't answer. A guy asked him "why do you gently caress melons" then everybody refused to engage with him until he answered the question. Eventually he acquiesced. This answer then became his red text. I can't remember if it was jrod or Viktor.

Outrail posted:

I didn't ask, not my department

Poohs Packin posted:

I was at the mall with my wife and she had to buy some clothes and suggested I go "hang out at the warhammer store or something".

Ive never played or shown any interest in WH40k.

1stGear posted:

"I'm leaving you for someone who actually paints his armies!"

TehRedWheelbarrow posted:

the rare nerd thread quote crossover. and lol that slammed llv guy i think at least 5-10 folks took sympathy 18ers because we ruined his career.

freeedr posted:

God this is a dumb loving fully legitimate fact. This world is so stupid

Karate Bastard posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSOjoC668hs