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e: ^^ gently caress you or my lack of page refreshing before posting. Cartoon Man posted:
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2019 21:55 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 20:57 |
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EorayMel posted:Nobody apparently appreciated this "tighty whiteys are Ball Hitlers" forums quote which I thought was funny I definitely think it's a tight joke.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 03:36 |
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 12:48 |
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Bonk foam just makes me think of those foam adventure people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 22:10 |
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Riatsala posted:If you're not stoned, is it even really posting? There is still the drunk option.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 20:33 |
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2019 03:51 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Ed's dead, baby. Give this goon a Mr Hands
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2019 22:46 |
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Fister Roboto posted:Wow, this guy is pretty in tents.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 04:11 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:i'm not saying you're farting wrong, just that many people don't do it that way
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 01:25 |
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DandyLion posted:My 2 year old was playing with one of those rubber chew-bead necklaces last month in the middle of the kitchen. It was disconnected (they have a quick release latch so kids can get strangled by them) and therefore just a 3' rubber beaded line he was whipping around like a lasso over his head while I was in the kitchen making him dinner. As I turned from the stove where the spaghetti sauce was heating to the sink on the other side of the kitchen, he whips the necklace full strength and speed, and the plastic half-cap that is the quick release latch catches me in the balls. I have been kicked in the nuts before, and have suffered other impacts where the reaction was typically extreme pain/nausea for 5ish minutes followed by a dull ache for the rest of the day. This was not that. In an instant my world exploded in a blast of the brightest white light I have ever seen (this is before any physical sensations had registered in my brain), and I'm genuinely befuddled, unable to process not only whats just happened, but even simple things like who am I and what am I doing holding this ladle of spaghetti sauce in the kitchen. I bellow a hoot of rage/pain/surprise which I'm sure scared the hell out of the little guy, then my vision tunnels and my world goes black.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 00:07 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Thanks Incel for the first post I've out-loud laughed at for a while. Sorry Dandy for your lots. The forums should be celebrated for being what it is. We're generally older now but getting hit in the nuts in novel ways is timeless. The internet may make you stupid but getting hit in the nuts WILL make you funny for a moment.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 04:05 |
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etalian posted:lmao Big Mad Drongo posted:NGL getting to work side-by-side with topless warrior women would convince me to take that job too
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2019 01:16 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:a friend just messaged this one to me and Goonish thing, goonish thing ....
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 03:07 |
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1788 works for a bad page (the year Australia was colonised).
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2019 19:20 |
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Content for the content gods.Huntersoninski posted:
T-man posted:nutting always cheers me up
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2019 19:39 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Punk is dead Grape posted:Heilraiser.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2019 02:41 |
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2019 01:18 |
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The War Queer posted:Pigs shouldn't get a pride flag. Yes they should. Planted right through their skull.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 22:36 |
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 22:48 |
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mind the walrus posted:You forgot Borg Cube vs. Death Star holy poo poo chitoryu12 posted:Anyone who says the Borg Cube wins needs to go back to school. Captain Monkey posted:They’re probably not allowed within 1000 feet of a school.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 05:04 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I had no idea how social vultures are. Phy posted:Well, they are known for cracking open a cold one with the boys
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 03:46 |
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Biplane posted:How could she turn down a hosed up troop though Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:That's one of the few things still manufactured in the USA. She'll find another.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2019 21:13 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1199139183794835456 slinkimalinki posted:That's quite the hand gesture from the guy behind
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2019 06:23 |
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This variant of an old classic is pretty sweet.Chomp8645 posted:I make nothing of that. I heard specifically that she had some martial arts cred as an instructor or something. Then again I only heard this from my friend so maybe he's just an idiot (probably). Laterite posted:Does your friend appear when you turn off your monitor?
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 20:59 |
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Sagebrush posted:it's not an intentional joke but this is still pretty hilarious to me
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2019 20:51 |
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Memento posted:what the everloving gently caress am I looking at here Snowglobe of Doom posted:Bidey num nums
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 11:17 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Is there anything worth quoting in those 9 pages? Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Penis
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 20:17 |
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Spinster produces phenomenal content when she’s not having sad meltdowns or publicly lusting after goon dick. Sometimes even then. To be a good poster you need to fly close to the sun. That brings obvious dangers.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 08:32 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:If goons could stop being so funny in this thread that I think to myself "darn, I better quote these for the Funny Forums Quotes thread" only to realize I'm already here, that would be great. Good to see you lead by example.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2019 04:59 |
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Werong Bustope posted:I'm incredibly jealous, I'd love to see a live great white. Slippery posted:That's what they thought in Rhode Island too
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2019 07:36 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Jewish people have Christmas tree traditions? Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Yeah, they put up a little sign that reads "Arbeit Macht Tree"
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2019 03:21 |
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The War Queer posted:On the flip side of things, I'm pissed that Christopher Hitchens is dead and Kissinger is not. The bar of "would prefer you dead over Kissinger" is a very hard one to pass.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 04:09 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:hnnnnnngh gepetto help i'm trying to become a real boy but i'm dummy thicc and the clap of my wooden asscheeks keeps bedeveling me with whale attacks
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 04:45 |
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That's some pro tier pun usage.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 01:50 |
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red19fire posted:Once she freed the house elf slaves they went back to working for their masters for free, because that is their nature. So why try to make a better world for anyone? purple death ray posted:That's not so weird, a lot of grand wizards go into law enforcement
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2019 21:39 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:What am I looking at here Burt Sexual posted:Burt, moderating gbs.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2019 21:29 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Whats WAE Not much, whats WAE with you?
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2020 02:22 |
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Plastik posted:I went and found it so no one else has to. Thank you for your service.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 04:42 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:It would be sweet if somebody linked to it, too bad the forums don't allow for that. Radium
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 07:32 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 20:57 |
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sebmojo posted:Yeah. It means you can't log in so it's not done too lightly. Couldn't you just log in with the new username?
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