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I read that whole thing, and it was edifying.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 16:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:31 |
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MGTen posted:
MGTen posted:I get the joke. It just isn't funny because it makes no sense for someone to speak like that. Ape Has Killed Ape posted:Every time you post I become more and more convinced that you are a literal wet blanket that somehow gained access to a computer and a credit card.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 17:13 |
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The Iron Rose posted:Goons, what the gently caress do I do. I mean, obviously, but how the gently caress do I do that and still be able to sleep at night. gentle pete posted:I know it seems like a callous thing to say, but you're not responsible for her behaviour. You should read this - I found it really helpful when I was in a similar situationNear constant flatulence that has a smell so powerful to me that I risk cumming on particularly strong farts. In addition I can't hold them back for more than 10 minutes at most; if I try then it'll practically explode out my rear end, soil my pants a bit, and of course make me cream them like I was edging for a whole day.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 03:11 |
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Gave me a chuckle.Tony Phillips posted:What in the gently caress?
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 03:57 |
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will_colorado posted:Dodgers pitcher Josh Ravin suffered a broken arm in a car accident and tweeted a photo of it: IcePhoenix posted:"welp" ¯\_(ツ)_}
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 21:08 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:It was a thing back in middle/early highschool at least where I grew up. Not me personally, but if you ever interacted with theater kids/goths back then everything was potato this llama that. Basic "monkey cheese" stuff. FAROOQ posted:The potato famine was pretty hilarious jodai posted:No, it wasn't because there were no potatoes. Are you even paying attention?
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 21:14 |
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Gatekeeper posted:i was datin a nice single mama for a few months and one day I finally got to "meet" her small babby daughter and she was like "you wanna hold her?" and without really thinkin i just said "nah I can see it fine from here" and that was our last date, didn't really hear from her again lol
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2016 18:23 |
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Trig Discipline posted:There were a lot more that were already dead. Speaking of dead porn stars, I appreciated this exchange in the Amber Rayne thread: NObodiesGeek posted:Amber rayne Mr. Unlucky posted:some goony bitch And also this reaction: MiracleWhale posted:<lowers boner to half-mast>
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 14:55 |
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This is loving beautiful.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 20:27 |
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EB Nulshit posted:I feel sick. I cried last night and this morning but I've been able to avoid that at work so far. She wants to talk again tonight but she's already told me she isn't happy and doesn't want to be in a relationship with me. EB Nulshit posted:And now she's asking if I want to go see Finding Dory tonight. She said if I don't want to then we'll have to reschedule "our talk". A 50S RAYGUN posted:i hate you, but i don't hate you enough for you to get dumped at finding dory
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 19:50 |
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sweeperbravo posted:i love when usernames come up in context. that's wonderful Same. Ghost Pea posted:At first this made me very sad, OP, but think about it: Is it more sad to eat the food or to let it go in the garbage? When I was a child I imagined that my belly was "food heaven" where all the food would reform and join its friends and dance around in a lovely belly kingdom made of food. It's also great with avs (if you want context, it starts here).
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 22:02 |
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Quote/username combo
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 14:53 |
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PenguinKnight posted:it was when a then mod had a meltdown about a funnyman's movie review for the front page Current Events and quit the forum forever For the love of god, do not post ANY quotes related to these events in this, the "Funny Forum Quotes" thread.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 18:26 |
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FlyinPingu posted:don't all GBS superstar stories end up with them eventually being written as a super cool badass? Spuchuu and Angry Bee Dance epitomized this trend. Spuchuu posted:Last year, I had to get somewhere fast. I know most of the shortcuts, so I opened a door and started climbing stairs. There's a security guy there saying "You can't go here." He was sitting in a chair and didn't bother to move to get in my way. Angry Bee Dance posted:I look around, and no one else is there. I'm hoping my invisible friends have my back. This guy's got 6 inches and at least 50 pounds on me.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 13:21 |
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PBS Newshour posted:The only good story is Heebie-GBS building his own record I remember crying laughing the first time I read this.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 22:11 |
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I can't deny that at the very least, I do miss E/N.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 21:54 |
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PBS Newshour posted:Check Byob Thank you, I seem to have lost my ability to read.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 22:02 |
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A slightly old post about a very old subjectCaptainViolence posted:groverhaus is one ladderless pool away from looking like literally everything I ever built in the sims
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 21:40 |
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SpaceAceJase posted:Why would you marry a tennis player? Love means nothing to them.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 00:54 |
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poisonpill posted:
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 22:02 |
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I'm a sucker for post-username combosBuzkashi posted:Time isn't real Time posted:Yes I am bitch
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 21:38 |
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You Are A Elf posted:A nagging dad is both a great username and a painful reality.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 20:39 |
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Pick posted:Any time we try to have a discussion about dog dick rape eggs someone tries to start a tangent by dropping some weird gross poo poo like ted cruz
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 20:32 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:1 week from today, thousands of people are going to travel to normally lovely areas of the country like Nebraska for the sole purpose of staring at the sun... a hot gujju bhabhi posted:if americans are that desperate to see something bright almost entirely consumed by an uncontrollable and uncaring force why dont they just look at their own future
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 14:58 |
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Disgusting Coward posted:I know a dude who had a miniscule, tiny part in an am-dram version of Rent (he was the policeman who says "Right") and he ended up getting a tattoo of "Lover, I'll Cover You" on his forearms and let a dog gently caress him and eventually had to get hospital treatment because he'd gotten fisted too bad.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2017 21:58 |
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sandoz posted:who the hell sits down to play some rdr2 and 1. doesn't ask their partner if it's OK to take over the TV and 2. demands that their partner NOT watch them play Barudak posted:The exact person for whom Rockstar programmed realistic horse testicle physics into the game
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 18:39 |
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Wise words.FilthyImp posted:You can eat all the rear end you want, but at the end of the day, if you can't take happiness from your own rear end, then it's all for nothing.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2022 02:45 |
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I don't know if this counts as a forums quote, but "Getting hot and bothered over Dilbert porn" is the funniest ban/probation I've seen in a very long time.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 20:09 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I checked, and it doesn't. I've owned a PS4 for like eight years and had no idea.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2023 18:22 |
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Hit Clips
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2023 18:51 |
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Literally A Person posted:I would gently caress a tuba Don't forget the valve lube
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# ¿ May 3, 2023 04:46 |
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You Are A Elf posted:Quitting a job that I honestly loved and enjoyed, ruined by two toxic fuckers (the boss and his yes pet) that dragged the whole place down. Best decision I recently made. pencilhands posted:What happened? Sounds interesting. Harvey Mantaco posted:He quit a job that he honestly loved and enjoyed, ruined by two toxic fuckers (the boss and his yes pet) that dragged the whole place down. Best decision he recently made.
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# ¿ May 16, 2023 12:13 |
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Space Kablooey posted:Jim "coops up" the elevator in Dunder Mifflin by throwing a layer dirt on the floor, which is then followed by a number of chickens, some fence posts and chicken wire around it. When a chicken lays an egg Jim makes it into a egg sandwich which he then gives it to Dwight, saying that they have "Egg"sellent taste. poisonpill posted:Jim answers the phone. "Hello, this is the Scranton animal control office. Chief Dog Catcher speaking, how may I help you?" I love the Jim/Dwight thread so much
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# ¿ May 24, 2023 16:17 |
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Applewhite posted:Dwight tries to kill Jim with a pistol but Jim replaced Dwight's gun with a chocolate gun (a gun made out of chocolate, not a gun that shoots chocolate). jazzyhattrick posted:Dwight tries to kill Jim with a pistol but Jim replaced Dwight's gun with a chocolate gun (a gun that shoots chocolate, not a gun made out of chocolate). jazzyhattrick posted:Dwight tries to kill Jim with a pistol but Jim replaced Dwight's gun with a chocolate gun, a gun made out of chocolate, that also shoots chocolate. poisonpill posted:Jim opens his mouth as Dwight shoots chocolate bullets at him. He catches and swallows them, then chokes out through a heavily bruised larynx “Talk about a perfect crime! I’ve driven my best friend to try to kill me, and gotten my just desserts!”
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2023 23:44 |
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CaptainViolence posted:do people generally pronounce it "essay-clopedia" or "sack-lopedia"? This is a pretty late reply, but as someone who has never said it out loud, I pronounce it "essay-clopedia" in my head
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2023 04:28 |
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That DICK! posted:I stick it in the poopie edit: omg best reply ever!
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2023 21:32 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Way too much if you don't like olives far too little if you do. As someone who doesn't like olives, I could probably tolerate three of them if I absolutely HAD to for some reason, but zero would indeed be the ideal amount.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2023 15:07 |
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ben shapino posted:Oh wow she was kind of hot this whole time now she deserves our respect and attention! Taeke posted:I blame 90s and early 2000s movies for that mindset. At least eventually they did away with the whole "rape and sexual harassment is good actually if it's funny and/or the person learns a 'lesson'" that was especially prevalent in the 80s but goddamn a lot of movies and tv we grew up with were dogshit. That post was so on-the-nose I thought it was actually SUPPOSED to be a '90s/'00s movie parody
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2023 14:17 |
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Gaius Marius posted:Shepard's pie has no beef, the clue is in the name Jen heir rick posted:It's filled with shepards?
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 14:38 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:31 |
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5TonsOfFlax posted:I genuinely thought that the original unformatted ASCII was supposed to be Abe Simpson. ChubbyChecker posted:i thought that it was lenny I thought it was Frink tbh
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2023 23:47 |