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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Good

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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The rap sheet has a continuum I must say wow

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Now you're a dog-man

Edit: lol holy poo poo



Who is the pic of?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Yeah that's Brock Turner, the Stanford guy that raped a girl behind a dumpster and then got acquitted because "it would ruin his life".

Harsh

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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The very first page it all fell apart. That was fun.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Collateral Damage posted:

Cutting into your floor joists tends to make things fall apart.

I’ll set ‘em up, u knock em down

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Mods change my name to Pro Dick pencil poster. Tya

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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That’s p good.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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* checks funny quotes thread
Nothing but anime nerd talk

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

the gently caress are you talking about? i'm genuinely asking

E oh no I see. Your mad that the pedo accuser rule doesn’t apply to the sites owner? I think it’s bc it was funny and not serious in any manner? But I guess I’ve seen others get rapped doing that. Idk ask in the mod feedback thread?

Burt Sexual has a new favorite as of 22:25 on Apr 30, 2018

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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cock hero flux posted:

i made exactly this joke in a different thread before, i'm counting this as a quote of me

Lol I’d probate this for crying stolen valor

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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sebmojo posted:

Strong finisher

No kidding. I like tracing back into threads like that and seeing how many times dude was empty quoted.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Xibanya posted:

They don’t work for me in the awful app 🤷‍♀️ but appreciated

It is was also stickied to the top of GBS.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Urgent message - There is something critically wrong with your car.

The shithead between your driver seat and your steering wheel is a loving imbecile. Needs to be corrected before continuing to operate the vehicle.

First post

your friend a dog posted:

get the gently caress out of my car

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Jaguars! posted:

I like the way it's been empty quoted 28 times so far.

Awe, I didn’t even get to goldmine it. :(

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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:drat:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Hattie Masters posted:

:piss:

Jesus christ. I thought it was a paper clip.

What paper clip has a hook? Your like the second poster to say this but man, that’s a coat hanger untwined. Wtf

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Hattie Masters posted:

I just figured they'd bent that bit into shape as well. Honestly, at first I thought it was about the GOP doing something like just adding a bunch of awful riders to bills so they would never pass, like that one episode of the Simpsons.

I have not, a will not, ever make a reference to a cartoon.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Page 9 of the Slow drivers thread in GBS

Splicer posted:

Ground floor page one

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Sorry I’m in it, but it’s a burn on me that was funny.

Chinatown posted:

i just print everything at work :twisted:

Burt Sexual posted:

You commute lol


All consecutive posts.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Wtf is all this book barn stuff itt?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Zira posted:

This may help



This is under options in your user control

Please turn on bookmarks. Smh

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Pretty good

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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This from over ten years ago. That’s sad

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Sleeveless posted:

R/relationships is almost entirely fiction and it's genuinely depressing that like a third of this site's posts by volume are just people reposting stuff from it and bickering about it as if it were real.

And the amount of probations is astronomical

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Solice Kirsk posted:

Get baby wipes and a dirty butthole will be a thing of the past.

You’re dirty rear end in a top hat is destroying my kids planet.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Duodecimal posted:

you're in excellent company

We try :ohdear:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Ugly In The Morning posted:

I’m pretty sure this is the first time in ten years I was quoted in the quotes thread in a “not teeing someone up” context and it feels weirdly good.

Yeah? Well I’ve been quoted dozens, maybe hundreds, of times.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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EorayMel posted:

PROBATION 01/26/20 12:12am Aerdan Diet and excercise are bad derail. Omg I can’t believe I just typed that. User loses posting privileges for 12 hours. Burt Sexual Burt Sexual

I finally made it to the big time

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Ugly In The Morning posted:

It was at least a 25 dollar joke, between reregging+losing plat+losing their av.

I do that regularly w no ads plat and archives. Please support this site

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I think this is the frontrunner for Report right now, yeah!



Also, I apologize to the goons that are probably clicking on this thread excited for forty new posts of quotes and are instead getting the Let's gently caress Up PYF power hour.


Har har :colbert:

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