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now this is good poo poo
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Solar Tornado posted:At first I read it as "CBD Femdom" and I was thinking 'how do you incorporate marijuana use into BDSM? razorrozar posted:lord help me, i started to answer that question
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 15:19 |
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 17:42 |
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If only their username was wantedplatypus
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 22:21 |
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more like old prefixless
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 22:23 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:Just be you - an ugly, young, racist. At least they know their demographics.
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 23:17 |
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E: or
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 23:22 |
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Shinjobi posted:HOWDY YALL WELCOME TO TEXAS WHERE WE RODEO A YEEHAW DEEP IN THE HEART OF TARNATION AINT NOTHING AS GOOD AS A ROOTIN TOOTIN COWBOY HOOTENANNY I TELL YA
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 23:36 |
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or poo poo poo poo I just noticed that was already used, so
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 03:11 |
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Sorry for hogging both, in my brain the chef is doing the finger-kiss
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 03:44 |
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colachute posted:People freak out about putting caste iron in the dishwasher but I did it and everything turned out fine. FrozenVent posted:You just don’t want the caste mixing, that’s all.
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 19:13 |
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Protocol7 posted:Tesla ownership is a cult for people with more money than sense. Kazinsal posted:In other words, it's vehicular Scientology.
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 19:28 |
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BYOB is the only good forum
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 02:04 |
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I’m pretty sure this is the first time in ten years I was quoted in the quotes thread in a “not teeing someone up” context and it feels weirdly good.
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 03:52 |
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Well even a broken clock
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 03:59 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I’m pretty sure this is the first time in ten years I was quoted in the quotes thread in a “not teeing someone up” context and it feels weirdly good. Yeah? Well I’ve been quoted dozens, maybe hundreds, of times.
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 04:14 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Yeah? Well I’ve been quoted dozens, maybe hundreds, of times.
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 04:47 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Yeah? Well I’ve been quoted dozens, maybe hundreds, of times. Not my fault you’re so goddamn quotable. Or yours, you just have a knack for it.
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 08:09 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I’m pretty sure this is the first time in ten years I was quoted in the quotes thread in a “not teeing someone up” context and it feels weirdly good.
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 08:20 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Yeah? Well I’ve been quoted dozens, maybe hundreds, of times.
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 15:02 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I’m pretty sure this is the first time in ten years I was quoted in the quotes thread in a “not teeing someone up” context and it feels weirdly good. Burt Sexual posted:Yeah? Well I’ve been quoted dozens, maybe hundreds, of times.
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 15:35 |
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burt lets have a contest to see who can kiss the other the Most Tenderly as i am not a human but rather merely a child's laughter trapped in the petals of an orchid, i shall win.
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 17:36 |
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teehee
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 17:37 |
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Time to play Guess The Year From Eoraymel posts and maybe Guess The Thread itselfZephro posted:It's more on topic than "NEEDS MORE COMMUNISM" or "THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN GLORIOUS NIPPON" or "Jesus once fed a crowd of 5000 people with only 2 Happy Meals and chocolate milkshake."
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 18:39 |
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2020
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 18:41 |
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hot sorcery posted:i had OSHA training today that included this beauty: Alkydere posted:I'm now imagining the guy sliding down the pie chart in a spiral, smacking into the other steps until he slams face-first into the orange stat. Ariong posted:SLIPS 33%
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 19:38 |
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EorayMel posted:Time to play Guess The Year From Eoraymel posts and maybe Guess The Thread itself Lmao. At first I was like, yeah, that sure looks like a GBS thread from that time. But then, plot twist, it was gas chambered from D&D.
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 19:40 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i got one of those huge plastic turtle sandbox that i fill with fine grained Saharan sand and i bathe by taking off the untailored satin sheet i wrap around my luxurious curves and roll around in that dusty sumbitch like a gently caress-hungry chinchilla. then i anoint my hair with olive oil from olives i squeeze between my thighs, and by this time i am such a profoundly gritty greasy mess that legally i qualify as a clam fritter, so no points for guessing the thread
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 20:43 |
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Can't believe nobody acknowledged that in the thread.
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 21:53 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Stand like the Trump that you are
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 05:19 |
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Closer if you have goonbody, further if you can actually win a fight and not get instantly thrown on the skull pile.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 05:30 |
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vyelkin posted:Who needs housing when after one hour of work you have made enough money to buy 30 pounds of rice? That means the typical AMerican worker in an eight-hour workday could purchase 240 pounds of rice. Given that according to a very scientific estimate a modest one-story 1,200-foot house weighs approximately 240,000 pounds, the average American worker could afford to purchase the weight of a house in rice over the course of 1,000 days, or approximately three years of full-time work, at which point they could build their own home out of rice and at that point who needs healthcare or education really TheManWithNoName posted:Uncle Ben’s Cabin
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 05:51 |
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Does anyone have handy that quote regarding what different types of primates would do when a screwdriver gets misplaced in their enclosure?
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 13:07 |
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theflyingorc posted:does anyone have the quote about orangutans/gorillas/chimps, about if you drop a screwdriver into their enclosure? the guy was quoting his girlfriend who is a vet Syd Midnight posted:ya, dunno who wrote it tho Sagebrush’s paraphrase, take your pick. Sagebrush posted:there's a good quote (maybe in this thread!) from a primate researcher who's like
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 13:30 |
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A bonobo would use it as a sex toy
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 14:02 |
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Anything's a screwdriver if you're brave enough
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 14:50 |
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bony tony posted:A bonobo would use it as a sex toy The idea that bonobos are hypersexual is just misinformation based entirely on the fact that they were being observed when they're in captivity which means a bunch of complete strangers forced in a small enclosure with nothing to do. It's about as outdated and invalid as the idea of alpha males in wolf packs and praying mantises killing and eating their partners after mating.
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But the joke is about apes in captivity so it should still be apt then.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 16:26 |
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Huh, didn't know that about mantises, thanks!
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Sleeveless posted:praying mantises killing and eating their partners after mating. I thought that was part of the mating process and they had to remove the male's head to copulate?
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