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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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trapped mouse posted:

I'm pretty sure that's not a fishmesh original, as far as I know this is the original source:

http://brainstatic.tumblr.com/post/162558774045/scene-a-nervous-looking-older-man-meets-with-a

That explains why it's at least a little bit clever and funny.

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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Syd Midnight posted:

I don't, but if it does get posted it's funnier knowing that she married him anyway, and almost everything the post predicted ended up really happening.

Oh now this I gotta see. Anyone have a link or quote?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Right, I've seen the original several times - I want to see the follow-up crow-eating.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Turtlicious posted:

There is no follow up / proof of that, it's just something older goons say. normally the ones who have been through a divorce :ssh:

I am disappointed but not surprised.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Guy Mann posted:

Making fun of a dude for oversharing about his gross hair and hot takes thereof wasn't an invitation to do the same, just FYI.

Incel 486?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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I did not expect a Numa Numa reference in 2017. Well played.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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I stand corrected.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Despite his many many faults, Hitler excelled at MeiniGolf.

Hence the name of the Volkswagen Golf.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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LORD OF BOOTY posted:

The... cat melted?

:psyduck:

Parts of it, sounds like.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Gatekeeper posted:

Also how the Anne Rice book ends, the witch kills the ghost! But not before the ghost impregnates her with a baby that the ghost inhabits so he can be alive again, and within minutes of being born the baby, like a gazelle, grows into a fully grown freakishly tall slender giant man-imp, and he takes his motherwife prisoner and goes on the run with her, and at first she's sort of cool with it, but eventually she gets tired of her ghost giant man baby being super rapey and unable to breastfeed without getting a boner and pouncing on her and she starts to wish he was just a ghost again so she murders him and basically what I'm saying is it's a bummer that TNG episode wasn't a two-parter

Carol Danvers?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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barbecue at the folks posted:

The Good Star Trek Thread is made immeasurably sweeter by the delightful honeydew aroma of your posting, Gatekeeper. :justpost: and gently caress the haters.

There's a good Star Trek thread?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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There is a lot of distance between "Jim Davis is edgy" and "Jim Davis' creation 'Garfield' is edgy."

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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fruit on the bottom posted:

Go back and eat the first living creature

What kind of cracker go with primordial soup?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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La Brea Carpet posted:

It's the only way they'll ever penetrate a woman.


Yikes!

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Biology is really just dangerous chemistry. On topic.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Steam game by Tina Belcher.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Iron Crowned posted:

And now that music is in my head

Eeeeeeeennnnnnnhhhhhhhh

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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It's a plane!

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

Yeah, no, don't put words in my mouth. It's not the fault of Horde players that Blizzard decided to do something this colossally stupid and tone-deaf.

1stGear posted:

That was also the expansion where a dragon got raped into being evil so I mean

:thunk:

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Baron von Eevl posted:

I would accept the format "More like ____enstyle."

More like Baron von Dweebl.

vvvvv Nice! vvvv

Lemniscate Blue has a new favorite as of 14:21 on Aug 12, 2018

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Where do insufferable pedants get their water?

From a well, actually.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Moon Slayer posted:

Speaking of bizarre meltdowns over children's media that come out of nowhere:

I have never seen BotL post in any media thread where they actually seem to enjoy anything they view. What is this human thing you call "fun"?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Paladinus posted:

Have you read the post? BotL likes old Duck Tales comics. Like, a lot.

You think so? I don't see that so much as I see them being used as a club to attack the latest object of BotL's joyless trolling.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Machai posted:

How can you tell?

Because Seymour Skinner will die alone.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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dreadmojo posted:

Honey, where is the poop knife at?

Why do you want to know?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Kitfox88 posted:

trump thr-:mad:

I was trying to turn it into an Incredibles thing but nobody got it. :(

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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burial posted:

dookie howitzer

Mods?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Jedit posted:

I thought the idea of the poop knife was to make sure there weren't any Klingons.

Crapla'!

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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awkward_turtle posted:

Zenos para-balls

74 pages and six months ago, if anyone else was curious.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Friend posted:

I think about that a lot whenever I see America's curling creature, the armadillo, on the side of the road. Years of evolution to build a thick layer of defense, but still easily frightened with no intelligence so it leaps headfirst into the bumper of a truck at the slightest provocation. Makes you think.

In fairness to the Tactical Assault Piglet, jumping straight up is an excellent opening move when escaping from most of its native predators.

Trucks are an invasive species.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I've been to Paris. It was nice.


I'm trying to think of the most insulting way to replace a voice actor who gets fired for this sort of thing.

I suppose Gilbert Gottfried is out of the running.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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The fact that this is in Italian makes this post much funnier for no discernable reason.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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tactlessbastard posted:

what the gently caress is botl

A miserable pile of insecurities.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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God drat

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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rodbeard posted:

I don't get it

From the halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Hihohe posted:

Eternal Father, strong to save
Whose arm hath bound the restless wave?

that doesn't sound right for the joke to make sense.

Also just tell people, dick. Throw around that knowledge dong and make small connections with randos online.

How in the hell did you get the Navy hymn when the link was right there?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Did anyone point out that Nala and Simba are half-siblings?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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So labey
Let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor
Making me want you somehow
Oh labey
I think it's only fair
I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
'Cause maybe I do

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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LORD OF BOOTY posted:

YOU LABIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, drat YOU! GOD drat YOU ALL TO HELL!!

Zack! Zack! He's a Lego Labiac!

Leeeeegoooo Laaaabiiiiiaaaaaa! Lego Labia!

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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

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Soldiers charging so bold
Then the shooting starts
They won't get old

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