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I enjoy boiled water: clean, healthy, sterilized, and cheap.     
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You're goddamned disgusting. Do you even have tastebuds? Who the gently caress boils their water? "Oh hey look at me I'm from the medieval times and I don't mind my water tasting like boiled GARBAGE" and don't even get me started on what you do to the mineral balance and pH. gently caress sakes man, staring a water thread without even KNOWING YOUR poo poo. I only drink deep-sea water. Sure it's a little more expensive but life's short and it's worth it. I can't stand tap water anymore, I even have to lean my head out of the shower when I wash so none of it gets in my mouth. 
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Another water I like is the Spacetime Technological Water https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eUpgIirYo4
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Finally Do I have some things to tell you about water...  [ASK ME] about water and being a water sommelier
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Postal Parcel posted:Finally what is a watter sommelier sir and what do you do
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Nov 2, 2015 08:50
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I saw Voss water bottles at 7-11 before and it was $4 for like 12oz because it's from Norway.
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Nov 2, 2015 08:59
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 completely drawn from municipal water supply, lol
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The Saddest Rhino posted:what is a watter sommelier sir and what do you do Like the word sommelier implies, we are water experts. Specifically, what water pairs well with what food. We consider the mouthfeel, the texture, the sweetness, the saltiness, and everything else. We are like wine sommeliers but somehow even more pretentious. For example, imagine you have a meal consisting of a wonderful bounty of locally sourced seafood. For the first course, a fresh ceviche appetizer from Mexico paired with an almost ethereally light Agua del Diarrea, 1978 Vintage. The cool and fresh taste of the ceviche pairs beautifully with the clean taste of this internationally famous tap water brand. For the main course a beautiful catfish entree paired with a locally source water-yard located in New Jersey. The tang of mercury from the catfish is complemented by the metallic taste of the New Jersey river water. With hints of raw sewage and used needles, peppery notes of la bile de Christie, and an aftertaste of shame and despair, this brand of water, together with the entree, leads to an almost otherworldly combination of flavors that will be sure to send you to heaven in bliss. I hope this was informative for a "first sip"(  this is a joke we use in the biz) into the field of water sommeliers
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If I have money burning a hole in my pocket I'll buy some fuji. I really like the taste and even if it turns out to be secretly bottled tap its good bottle tap. Edit: Oh I guess it's Fiji water not Fuji film. FalloutGod has a new favorite as of 13:08 on Nov 3, 2015 |
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Nov 2, 2015 20:44
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Tap water.
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Nov 2, 2015 20:51
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my well is full of rust so I need to buy bottled water I just buy whatever bottle looks the nicest for a decent price though.
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Nov 2, 2015 20:52
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Postal Parcel posted:Finally You have GOT to be making GBS threads me.
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Ever had water melted from Antarctic ice that hasn't touch the atmosphere for hundreds of thousands of years? I haven't. Is it nice?
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Amateurs. I only drink water sweated out of ringwoodite collected from deep within the Earth's mantle.
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I drink SmartWater because I wanna be Smart-er
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FalloutGod posted:If I have money burning a hole in my pocket I'll buy some fuji. I really like the taste and even if it turns out to be secretly bottled tap its good bottle tap. No, Fiji water definitely comes from Fiji. This has actually gotten them in trouble a couple times but it is still good water Volvic is better though 
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Nov 2, 2015 22:25
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Clear rum inside a Dasani bottle. Nobody suspects a thing. *Grimaces after taking a swig.*
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The kind you only see the in desert, off in the horizon. So you see it, get all excited and run over but its not really there? Actually gently caress, I hate that water! Why is it never where I am?
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LoL if you don't have your manservent Enrique carry water down from the French Alps for you.
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I am a big fan of UWATM8; imported British water sourced from the bilge of HMS Victory.
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 I like this water, though WARNING!: It is some percent fish and jetboats and small children. for allergies.
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I've never liked the taste of water. I'd rather drink soda, op.
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little munchkin posted:I've never liked the taste of water. I'd rather drink soda, op. that's unhealthy, and the excess sugar may increase your blood sugar, calories, and other factors which may lead to various diseases (incl. diabetes and heart disease). i strongly recommend you reconsider your stance on water.
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BerkerkLurk posted:Ever had water melted from Antarctic ice that hasn't touch the atmosphere for hundreds of thousands of years? I haven't. Is it nice? tastes of penguin piss so, yes
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newtestleper posted:
Thanks I am allergic to small children.
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liquorlanche posted:Clear rum inside a Dasani bottle. Nobody suspects a thing. *Grimaces after taking a swig.* this might be the funniest post ive ever read on this forum
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Mineral water has a nice taste, but if it's not mineral water who cares water is water.
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sticklefifer posted:Thanks I am allergic to small children. Would you say you have a weakness for small children.
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This raises questions.
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Lizard Wizard posted:This raises questions. it raises steam, my friend
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg3Mr6e1KMo
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So pure
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The nicest water I've had is from a meltwater river running off a glacier in Norway. So cold, so refreshing
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Strategic Tea posted:The nicest water I've had is from a meltwater river running off a glacier in Norway. So cold, so refreshing Congrats on drinking mammoth piss you gently caress.
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