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yesterday was BOGO day at subway and I did not know in front of me was a couple. the girl: 5'3", 250, anime shirt the guy: 5'6",???, size 46 jeans giant rear end but skinny torso. he whispered in her ear what to order and she talked for him. I made a joke to them and she hee hawed like a donkey and he cowered. well that was my experience at subway, have a god Blessed day. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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Tell us the joke pls |
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Nov 4, 2015 15:16
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Nice. Do you swing, OP? |
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Nov 4, 2015 15:18
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fema crisis actor posted:Tell us the joke pls ---------------- |
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Nov 4, 2015 15:31
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fema crisis actor posted:Tell us the joke pls |
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Nov 4, 2015 15:34
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there is no joke. I just wanted to share something beautiful with the world
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Nov 4, 2015 15:39
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Loutre posted:I made a joke to them and she hee hawed like a donkey and he cowered. Let me rephrase. Tell us the joke, now 
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Nov 4, 2015 15:42
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they said they were out of French bread And the lady went in the back I said "don't worry, she's going to go grab a loaf of wonderbread" it was not my best work but the entire family wearing overalls behind me enjoyed it. glad the whole world can now join our chuckle ---------------- |
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Nov 4, 2015 16:07
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heh |
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Nov 4, 2015 16:10
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That was me. I'm the girl in the story. Got something to say to my face?? |
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Nov 4, 2015 16:11
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:That was me. I'm the girl in the story. Got something to say to my face?? yes, "you forgot the Mayo" which I said to you after you got 3 subs with "double mAyo" and forgot on the last one so I told you and you thanked me ---------------- |
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Nov 4, 2015 16:15
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I saw a couple at Rita's Italian ice once and the guy was wearing an mlp shirt, they were beautiful too in many of the same ways |
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Nov 4, 2015 16:33
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Loutre posted:yes, "you forgot the Mayo" which I said to you after you got 3 subs with "double mAyo" and forgot on the last one so I told you and you thanked me you ruined her life. that last sandwich was her safe refuge
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Nov 4, 2015 16:47
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tell us another joke!!
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Nov 4, 2015 17:00
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Nov 4, 2015 17:08
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This guy gets it |
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Nov 4, 2015 17:11
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:tell us another joke!! I'm pretty spent after the last one that one really took it out of me !! ---------------- |
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Nov 4, 2015 17:33
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:'(
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Nov 4, 2015 18:09
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250? wow that's old!
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Nov 4, 2015 18:12
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Chill la Chill posted:250? wow that's old! subway in the elvish forest
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Nov 4, 2015 18:16
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anime is mentioned, so maybe 250yo in the body of a 16yo??
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Nov 4, 2015 18:18
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greetings homeslice |
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Nov 4, 2015 18:19
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"What's that?" "Lembas bread. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man." "Sweet, I'll take a turkey club foot long. Extra mayo!!  "
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Nov 4, 2015 18:19
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250 isn't too old for a dwarf but 5'3" is really tall
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Nov 4, 2015 18:22
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:"What's that?" Lol |
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Nov 4, 2015 21:50
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beautiful couples are hard to come by, classic. and you know what they say about classics--they're timeless.
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Nov 4, 2015 22:44
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i love meeting beautiful people, the best part is everyone is beautiful
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Nov 4, 2015 22:49
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Twilight Matrix posted:i love meeting beautiful people, the best part is everyone is beautiful thanks bob ross ---------------- |
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Nov 4, 2015 22:54
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Chill la Chill posted:250? wow that's old! are we sure the beautiful lady wasn't actually bo pepper? did you see her rear end, op?
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Chill la Chill posted:anime is mentioned, so maybe 250yo in the body of a 16yo?? NOICE! |
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