Doughboys: With Mike "The Spoonman" Mitchell and Li'l Wiges, The Burger Boy

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caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

My dad is a Filipino man from Hawaii and I have left a very terse note for Mike "The Spoonman" Mitch Mitchell.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 19:32

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 11:24

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

Work Friend Keven posted:

an infantile creep who wants a "tasty treat"

One that's "really yummy."

# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 07:59

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

Nick Wiger trashing Gremlins II: The New Batch, you are wrong, wrong, wrong.

I loving knew we couldn't hang after you mentioned you came from a Pepsi family.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 15:50

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

Do people just not know you can get your fries well done at In N Out? I'm also an rear end in a top hat originally from LA so never ask my opinion on In N Out, it might just be too skewed.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 20:07

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

But nobody despises Mitch more than Mitch. :smith:

Fran's insistence that eating handfuls of risotto out of a garbage can is an awesome thing made me like her even more.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 22:59

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

If they don't do a Breakfast of Chompions where they go back and review the breakfast menu at every place available, something is very wrong.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2016 04:49

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

I mean, his name is Lights, Camera, Jackson.

What's not to love?

EDIT: I dragged myself an hour outside of Portland to visit a Del Taco and got a burrito stuffed with fries. Five forks.

caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Aug 8, 2016

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 04:10

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

Nicole Byer and Fran Gillespie #1 Doughboys VIPs for life.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 18:37

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

I thought Armen was a Paul Rust character for, like 20 minutes.

I like him.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 04:19

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

ManoliIsFat posted:

I have never heard Nick so knocked off his game, it was transcendent.

Hearing Nick genuinely irritated was almost as good as Mitch's glee at Nick's irritation.

EDIT: I also hope Nick grows angrier and angrier at Mitch in the ads knowing fully that Mitch will NEVER hear them.

caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Oct 28, 2016

# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 02:03

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

I still have my fingers crossed for a Breakfast of Chompions event where they go back to most places they've already been and do breakfast menu-centric episodes.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 15:01

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

I hope Wu-Tang is one of the Spoonister Six.

Or Frailbot.

caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Jan 13, 2017

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 08:01

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

Bug Mane's recreation of that's one scene from The Naked Gun is pretty great.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 15:39

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

100% sure Bug Mane is just a more laid-back, less drunken Z0DIAC MOTHERFUCKER.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 19:50

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

n8r posted:

I enjoy how Wiger keeps repeating how relaxed and going with the flow he is on the new year. That is the sign of someone who is the opposite of relaxed and going with the flow.

Wiger is an intensely weird man who drives around in a silent car thinking to himself while eating string cheese by biting right into it whole. I don't trust that guy for a minute.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 04:16

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

The Gungan Style sketch is pretty fantastic though, you just have to not turn it off in disgust for the first 40 seconds or so.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 16:32

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

Another piece of the intensely strange Wiger puzzle: dude likes Ghostbusters 2 over the first one.

I don't trust that guy one bit.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 16:39

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

Does Dylan Gelula know how to have fun?

I don't even mean that in a mean-spirited way, I am genuinely concerned.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 18:31

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

Snooze Cruise posted:

the only bad podcast guests were certain members of the spoonster six

And that's Nick Wiger.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 00:17

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

I do appreciate Amy Nicholson's appreciation for mid-'80s hard PG Sci-Fi movies, though. I bet she's a big fan of My Stepmother is an Alien.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 17:31

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

I'm particularly fond of "My penis feels weird."

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 18:04

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

Jon Daly is basically a less horny Bug Mane and I love him very much.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 21:07

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

Absolutely worth the $5 to hear Mitch's ~~mom~~ mum bust on him while Wiger cackles in the background.

# ¿ May 18, 2017 05:16

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

I feel like if there were Doughboys drinking game you'd take a shot every time Nick describes something as being "in the abstract."

# ¿ May 31, 2017 03:26

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

I don't like Star Wars. I do like fries.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 21:51

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

I love the solid 30 seconds of static followed by Mitch shouting "WE'RE NOT EDITING ANYTHING."

Think I'll go to Sizzler today.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 17:42

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

I find Wiger to be the exact opposite of me. When he admitted to growing up in a Pepsi household, I knew we probably couldn't hang.

JethroMcB posted:

Was it from Jane O'Brien Media?

More importantly, is it for fun?

Guys if you haven't seen Tickled, see Tickled. It's harrowing.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 06:36

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

Leprechaun 3 is the best Leprechaun movie.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 19:04

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

n8r posted:

The DD guest this week was a total dud.

I'm a Disneyland nerd (the old couple smuggling people into Club 33 is totally how I got into Club 33), but that dude was Molasses Boy-level laid back. Episode was worth it just for Nick picking a loving parking lot as his favorite non-ride attraction, though.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 22:11

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

I have very strongly held opinions on fast food, such as why would you buy any fast food burger that wasn't Carl's/Hardee's Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger. It doesn't make any sense.

Mitch admitting that Taco Bell is his favorite restaurant in general though... :smith:

piratepilates posted:

It was very weird when Mitch seemed horrified by the idea of seeds in a salad, makes me wonder about that guy.

I think he was just itching for a reason to call Nick out on something and the word "seeds" brought to mind something completely different than sesame/sunflower/pine nuts.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 20:26

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

Semi-related: dudes who ask for every single vegetable on their 6" are assholes. There's only so much you can put on the loving thing before it turns into a mess.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 21:25

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

Doughboys live in Portland, Oregon on Thursday, October 12th at the Wonder Ballroom.

...there's absolutely no way they're filling the Wonder

EDIT: I'm hoping out-of-state live shows involve reviewing local chains. They'd probably end up doing Burgerville if that's the case.
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caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Jul 24, 2017

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 19:12

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

FitFortDanga posted:

That'd be interesting. I've always thought Burgerville's burgers are tremendously overrated.

Hahaha, I thought about it for about a minute and then tweeted at them to go to Killer Burger instead. I enjoy a seasonal milkshake from Burgerville, though.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 20:45