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Chichevache posted:He didn't say his father is estranged for molesting his sister. Man if that isn't the most north Florida thing I ran into a buddy from law school at a mutual friends wedding. Great kid, country as gently caress, but he's from south South Georgia. His moms been having health problems and I ask if she's been better. Everyone starts staring and looks confused, and he grabs me saying "oh yeah sorry they probably think you're being a wise rear end. My moms in jail right now for stabbing my dad. But it was self defense because he hit her with a frying pan after she spit on him for insulting her cooking. She'll be ok" How loving Florida (technically Georgia but up near Fernandina Beach it's all the same) is THAT
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Man if that isn't the most north Florida thing If you were born off the Georgie Piedmont, you never really had a chance.
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Man if that isn't the most north Florida thing Owns
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Chichevache posted:He didn't say his father is estranged for molesting his sister. my two sisters dated two brothers one of my sisters (15 at the time) and one of the brothers had a baby, then the brother was immediately locked up for unrelated reasons (armed robbery lol) the brother finally got out of jail years later and had sex with his own niece when she was 15 and the baby has all kinds of special needs because well YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS my family is trash and I have a million horrible stories lol @ the time a guy I've never seen in my life came into my room to play spades on Yahoo and 30 mins later the cops came and arrested him in my bedroom while my other sister jumped around saying "THEY GOT MY DAWG. NAH MAN THEY GOT MY DAWG"
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Ehud posted:my two sisters dated two brothers uh........what
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FizFashizzle posted:uh........what tldr: my family is trash and I have a million horrible stories
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Ehud, you live an "interesting" life. By that I mean JESUS CHRIST 
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Ehud posted:my two sisters dated two brothers So are you a tank because your sisters constantly brought home convicts to fight you Also I'd congratulate you on getting out, but you post on something awful, so that's debatable. But hey, so do I, we can be broken together
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Ehud posted:my two sisters dated two brothers 
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Nov 12, 2015 19:47
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Ehud posted:my two sisters dated two brothers Ehud is "Florida Man"
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Nov 12, 2015 19:50
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Ehud posted:my two sisters dated two brothers I don't know man, the Patriots are really good but 16-0 is insanely hard, they'll lose a game or two.
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Nov 12, 2015 19:52
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I'm trying to come up with a joke related to football and that due knocking up two 15-year olds back to back but I can't do it. At any rate jfc dude
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Nov 12, 2015 19:55
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Nov 12, 2015 19:57
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:I don't know man, the Patriots are really good but 16-0 is insanely hard, they'll lose a game or two. I'm dying.
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Nov 12, 2015 20:00
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Ehud lives in North Carolina Sorry your family sucks dude. Mine kinda does too. I still love you. My doctor in the ER had a gator shirt underneath. I'm gonna ask him if he's swickles.
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Ehud posted:maybe I'll do an e/n thread some day and just recap my life
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Ehud lives in North Carolina Swickles has gorgeous flowing red locks so that's the big tell
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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:Hope things are going better for you these days (outside of the Dolphins being bad) it's good because I don't speak to any of my immediate family except my mom and brother my dad doesn't want anything to do with me, one sister died in a car accident while driving drunk, and the other sister is in and out of mental hospitals I've got a great wife, two awesome dogs, a good job and all of my TFF buddies I love you all
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Ehud lives in North Carolina Swickles is a redhead, btw. Ehud posted:my two sisters dated two brothers Holy poo poo this is very funny and sad. If you're ever up for telling more of these stories I'd love to read them. It sounds like a Harmony Korine movie. Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:I don't know man, the Patriots are really good but 16-0 is insanely hard, they'll lose a game or two. 
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My doctor was not a redhead. drat.
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AAA DOLFAN posted:My doctor was not a redhead. drat. I wonder if operating on an Internet poster you talk to occasionally would be too much of a conflict of interest. "Dr. Flanigan, you backed out in the middle of a surgery because you recognized the patient's tattoo from *really long pause and a very pointed stare* The Football Farthouse?"
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AAA DOLFAN posted:My doctor was not a redhead. drat. Remove one word and this post is a porno title.
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Ehud posted:maybe I'll do an e/n thread some day and just recap my life
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Remove one word and this post is a porno title. My doctor was a redhead. 
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Speaking of Florida Man. http://pro32.ap.org/article/police-after-buccaneers-lose-man-tries-burn-teams-flag
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NC-17 posted:Speaking of Florida Man. 
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Ehud posted:my two sisters dated two brothers 
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Ozu posted:That guy was a Giants fan too according to the NYDN. this guy's doing great.
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I dont know what he's wearing. It looks like heavy wool samurai armor. In Tampa.
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Ozu posted:I dont know what he's wearing. It looks like heavy wool samurai armor. In Tampa. Was just about to post this. It's not even Tampa or NYG colors.
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NC-17 posted:Speaking of Florida Man. They should leave the small burned section intact, fits with the theme of things, and is mildly cool so long as nobody knows how it got burned in the first place.
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Ehud is my hero. How long before he has an Avatar of him pooping out something Ancestry.com related?
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Daemonqueller posted:Ehud is my hero. How long before he has an Avatar of him pooping out something Ancestry.com related? Then wiping his rear end with his pawned Marino jersey.
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Chilichimp posted:I think there's a SAS Secret Santa every year. I did that for like 2 years bought people really nice things and I got: *An autographed picture of Dick Jauron who is my most hated Bills coach. *An autographed puck from Brett Hull celebrating the "no goal"
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pasaluki posted:I did that for like 2 years bought people really nice things and I got: I think my favorite SA secret santa story is the one where the guy got some game system (dreamcast?) that was filled with dead bugs.
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Ozu posted:I dont know what he's wearing. It looks like heavy wool samurai armor. In Tampa. That looks kind of like one of the vests corrections officers throw over an inmate that won't behave and needs restraining. Considering it's a mugshot that might be it.
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pasaluki posted:I did that for like 2 years bought people really nice things and I got: I got a snuggie branded with a Texan interior design company from the PSP Secret Santa last year. The year before, I got someone an XFL jersey.
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