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Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

I love teling my cowoekrs about the lifehacks i read on twitter, they seem really interested by each one i rbirng up. ialso like to rmeind them that theyre from this cool site called 'lifehacker'. they come upwith these cool usful things heres naother one

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Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

My parents djdnt teaxh me basic money managment skills

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

I snipe mysef onthe something awful.com forums wich I paid tojoin

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

check out the nwe rimz on m ysuburban. Only 9 payments left!

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

cadenza posted:

u were born an original

don't die a copy

😂😂😂😂

longhair dontcare!!!!! luving mylyyfeeeee! 🌴🌴♥️

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Hye! nice money lcip. you know ppl with moneoy clips have losts of cash

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

graph posted:

sicky rezos

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Iridium posted:

i spent like 5 grand turning my 2002 Honda Civic sedan into a hellaflush stanced BEAST

yeah, i daily drive that bad boy

*car hasmore stickers on it thanm paint*

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Smythe posted:

I love my family.

:eyepop:

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

ahmeni posted:

i use a tv as my monitor

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

triggered ues tags nexttme tia

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Dislike button posted:

I argue with people who work retail or food service because my time is worthless

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Beast of Bourbon posted:

knows the name of the strain of weed he is smoking

I enthusaticlay believe mydealer when ehe tells me what strain of weed e ive bought

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

grandaddy kuuuuuuush!! tis is some meeical poo poo man. checkout those crystals. lookk i have a magnicfiying glass ovre here you see. half eighthh? yea $45. its worth it mansmeel that dank shiz

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Cat Face Joe posted:

I'll have a coke

server: is pepsi ok

Yes

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

my religion is very improtant to m e and i like those around me toknow it

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

THC posted:

I hate tomatoes!

cadenza posted:

i am told that my take-out order will come to $9.30 and hand over a $10 bill. i wait and am given 70 cents back, which i put directly into my wallet

Mr. Apollo posted:

i just bought a bose _______


i buy thisng off infomercials and tlak abt what a good deal theitem is

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Barnyard Protein posted:

tiffany will stamp my card twice per visit bc i'm a regular there. i got the hook up ;) i gave her a personal loan bc of how good of friends we are. the girl is having a pretty rough time, she doesn't even have a cell phone.

omg

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

i bpught _________ a google play gft card

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008


lo marf !!!!

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

where are yuo going for lunch tody?


Arbys

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Cat Face Joe posted:

gonna just get one ear pierced, dont wanna look like a fag

left is right, right is wrong

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

craisins posted:

i watch tv/movies on tv with ads even though i own the dvd/bluray that doesnt have ads

i watch recorded television on my dvr but don t bother to skip the ads

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

hmmm

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

i know all of the hot seo keywords for your new hooker website

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Bloody posted:

i refer to neckties as nooses

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

ScrubLeague posted:

Encouraged by low oil prices, I'm thinking about buying a new truck.

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

mishaq posted:

i had a direct deposit mixup one time 15 years ago and ever since i insist payroll pay me with a paper check

this affected me greatly because i live paycheck-to-paycheck and my family almost starved while we had to wait several business days for it to be resolved*











*someone i actually met at my old company

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

a few weeks ago this guy at work (5FFT) that i never talk to approached my desk "hey man ______ told me your good at this stuff. i have my smartphone ok and i want to use chrome to actually search for something, like google always comes up when i open this but i need to use the actual chrome search you know instead of google"


the very same 5figgy tard tried to steal a laptop from our office once. a really lovely $250 one lmao. somehow he still has his job

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

that is exactly how he acts, yes, im pleased its so obvious

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Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

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