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qirex posted:I once saw an ad for testosterone replacement therapy and an ad for "did you take trt and have an ultrastroke and develop stage 7 cancer? call our law firm now!" during the same show I watch advertisements
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Cyberbird posted:I have a stable housing situation that I'm covering with my own income, I'm living well within my means and still have enough every month for some small luxuries and the incidental things that come up. I have health insurance and I can clear up my copays as they come. Things are pretty good. This! Share if you agree!
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Nov 22, 2015 11:40
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Nov 23, 2015 23:21
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I got laid off from my ultra hip startup and now I'm a temporarily disgraced 6-figgionare
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Nov 30, 2015 18:18
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tikka masala lean cuisine? No thanks, I don't care for ethnic food if you looked up to see if it exists, trap spring
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Dec 2, 2015 02:02
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The Puppet Master posted:*logs into web based employee time-clock system to request time off* *is reminded to complete time sheet by the end of the day to avoid the nasty-gram in the morning by this post*
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PCjr sidecar posted:it's not really unpaid overtime because im a white collar exempt salary employee this, but with noticeable pride in your inflection
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Dec 2, 2015 02:46
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PCjr sidecar posted:there are some worthwhile it job postings on craigslist I've gotten all my jobs off craiglist
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Dec 2, 2015 02:50
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I wear pleated khakis
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Dec 2, 2015 02:54
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I dressed up as "Jake From State Farm" for halloween because everyone says I look so much like him, haha
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Dec 2, 2015 02:55
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I have favorite characters from commercials
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Dec 2, 2015 02:55
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The Puppet Master posted:'your first workshirt is free' And you get a new one every year, got my eye on the nike polo from Cintas, looks sharp
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Dec 2, 2015 02:59
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Barnyard Protein posted:hmm "personal branding for dummies" is on sale... Oh they have a copy of Sun Tzu on sale too. This will look great on the bookshelf in my cubicle I never read anything from.
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Dec 2, 2015 16:52
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I drive a future classic, this thing is gonna really appreciate
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Dec 2, 2015 21:53
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I follow the sports team of a college I did not attend
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Dec 2, 2015 23:12
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I own a thing repaired with duct tape
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Dec 3, 2015 18:59
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...have you seen that movie idiocracy?
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Dec 4, 2015 16:48
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Political Correctness is slowly but effectively killing this country.
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Dec 4, 2015 17:16
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Think I'll splurge on the cheese plate during the flight. My per diam is only half because its a traveling day but the trip went really well so I should reward myself 
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Dec 5, 2015 19:58
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I call my kids for tech support
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Dec 7, 2015 01:59
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beige is a great color to paint a wall
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Dec 8, 2015 21:19
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As a Millennial I posted:your landlord lets you paint the walls?? I didn't have to! we just moved into a brand new apartment. Freshly painted walls and wall to wall carpeting, looks great, and the colors are nice and neutral so they go with anything!
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Dec 8, 2015 21:29
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I have never been to a tailor
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Dec 8, 2015 23:17
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Some of my light switches control outlets
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Dec 9, 2015 00:05
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Barnyard Protein posted:heh i had this problem where people'd come to me complaining about stuff points to sign printed out from a facebook mom meme that says "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part!"
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Dec 10, 2015 17:09
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Barnyard Protein posted:is it important? HUHUH then it must not be urgent!!! *browses usajobs.gov while "working" at gov job*
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Dec 10, 2015 17:13
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The goverment needs to crack down and stop giving handouts to welfare queens, its time to get our budget under control. I mean, cut everything but the legacy enterprise navy weather portal I'm working on because obviously thats crucial to our nation's defense.
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Dec 10, 2015 17:19
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I buy plastic bags of socks
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Dec 14, 2015 20:56
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When I miss a connection due to weather I sleep at the airport
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Dec 28, 2015 10:57
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I have a ringtone on my phone
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Dec 29, 2015 18:33
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I get sad when celebrities dieFuzzy Mammal posted:my neighbourhood ooc: Was the homeowner himself arrested at one point? That was a twist
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Dec 29, 2015 20:29
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I open carry
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Jan 5, 2016 22:44
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What do you mean I can't take my gun into the bar? Thats where I usually get into fights!
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Jan 5, 2016 22:45
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My office job primarily involves the use of 10 year old internal web applications and excel
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Jan 5, 2016 22:52
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I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at dealing with people!!! Can't you understand that?!?
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Jan 5, 2016 22:55
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I quote Office Space constantly
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Jan 5, 2016 22:55
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I will never be able to afford to live the life I want
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Jan 5, 2016 23:54
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yard salad posted:Tequila just makes my clothes fall off lol! I have a type of liqour I love, and a type I'll steadfastly refuse because it makes me ~~crazy~~
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Jan 6, 2016 01:20
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A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part haha!
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:both of them are wild turkey 101 Gin makes you sin
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