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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

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Aug 17, 2005

Iridium posted:

i've been using this smartphone with a cracked screen for 14 months but no worries, only three more until my contract with Verizon lets me upgrade

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Aug 17, 2005

As a Millennial I posted:

my plan is to rent until i lose my job and then i'll just die i guess

lol if this isnt your plan in life

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Aug 17, 2005

Cat Face Joe posted:

college was the best five years of my life

i loooooooooooooooooved my 3 study abroad semesters in europe






cant wait to grind out 10 years in a public service job to get this debt wiped out!



Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

maxe posted:

loving hell the USA sounds like a depressing shithole

it is, we're all fat and angry

lol nice edit

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Aug 17, 2005

The Management posted:

I'm five years out of college but I'm still on my parents' cell phone plan

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Aug 17, 2005

As a Millennial I posted:

my phone was like ten bucks on my parents plan. i just finally got off it and my first months bill is 160 loving dollars. i'm still on their car insurance.

cricket motherfucker

stop signing contracts

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Aug 17, 2005

Cat Face Joe posted:

i have lots of opinions on the capital gains tax as well as on racism and welfare and furthermore *is distracted by repo man hooking trailer to tow truck*

i dont work overtime because then id go into a higher tax bracket and actually make LESS

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Aug 17, 2005

Barnyard Protein posted:

i can't taste the difference between a 15 year scotch and a 25 year scotch

lol

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Aug 17, 2005

Smythe posted:

love the programming on the ION network and also TNT

og law and order episodes are cool ok man? :colbert:

but none of that svu garbage

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

As a Millennial I posted:

i have to call up comcast and ask them nicely for a cheaper rate again. i'd threaten to switch providers - but there aren't any others! :newlol:

*thinks this is fine state of affairs*

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


lol

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

As a Millennial I posted:

i packed my lunch today.

i eat out for lunch every day because im too lazy to cook and dont understand why i live paycheck to paycheck after spending $300/month on work lunches

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i cant wait for our caribbean cruise vacation, weve been saving up all year for it

they say all you can eat buffets are included each night, what a value!

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

*gets really excited when the soda fountains in the communal breakfast/lunch/dinner area of the I-85 hampton inn work at 7 am during breakfast*

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Aug 17, 2005

Dislike button posted:

you should do what you love, that way you will never work a day in your life! *makes $9 an hour with no benefits giving baths to old people*

lol

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Aug 17, 2005

Julie And Candy posted:

poo poo, this is literally me during my initial visit for my five and a half figgies job i moved across country for

lol if you drink soda before noon

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Aug 17, 2005

Space-Pope posted:

*lives 50+ miles away from a major river or ocean*

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

$110 each for a passport? no thanks, ill keep taking the kids to disney world instead

we just got the disney credit card that has 0% interest for the first year, this is really gonna save us a lot of money after the balance transfer

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

the outlet mall is staying open for 24 hours starting thanksgiving day*

cant wait to get my christmas shopping in on one of the few days a year my employer lets me take off instead of relaxing at home with my family












*seriously, they are :wtf:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

*times purchases and bills based on when payday is*

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Aug 17, 2005

maniacdevnull posted:

ive spend 48 hours total in houston ever and there is no amount of money that would make me want to stay

same but 24 hours

and I once lived in dallas

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

dont forget shoneys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NorLf7Vd9-8

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

*uses a debit card to make all purchases*

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Aug 17, 2005

Syncopated posted:

Oh my debit card got denied? Huh, just gimme a sec *transfers money between accounts on an android phone*

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Aug 17, 2005

Roargasm posted:

so worth it though. papa john's skimps on the cheese big time if you don't

*more than 50% of daily caloric intake comes from cheese*

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Aug 17, 2005

Wild EEPROM posted:

I vote republican and have less than a decee 7 figure net worth

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Aug 17, 2005

Progressive JPEG posted:

ive been using edward jones to manage My Money for years, and Jimmy at their office in the minimall is so friendly and trustworthy! you get what you pay for!!

your average five figgie fucktard isn't gonna have any savings to manage this day and age

garbage retail money managers are for stupid low six figgie fucktards

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i can still use 7 digit dialing to call local phone numbers

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i go to movie theaters

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i love getting family members $25 gift cards to best buy for their birthdays

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


lol

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

every other friday, my boss lets me leave 30 minutes early and he clocks me out on the timecard machine :unsmith:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

*gets really excited when a customer visits the office because there will be leftover lovely catering to pillage*

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Aug 17, 2005

Bhodi posted:

i think the president has the power to pass laws

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Aug 17, 2005

Cat Face Joe posted:

gas prices aren't going down because of OBAMAS policies they're going down because americans are hopeful for a trump presidency

i think the president has direct involvement with gas prices

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Aug 17, 2005

Mr. Apollo posted:

fashion hack: black velcro shoes are a lot more comfortable than dress shoes and no one can tell the difference!

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Aug 17, 2005

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Aug 17, 2005

qirex posted:

*posts reshares of full screen phone screenshots that have been overly compressed 5 times over to facebook and instagram*

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Aug 17, 2005

Wild EEPROM posted:

I'm going to save up all of my sick days and use it with my vacation days so I can get 2 full weeks off

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