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goose willis
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Almost 30 in what, dog years?

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Passionate university noncompleter?

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How the hell did that person make it to 24

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Tiberius Thyben posted:

You duck into a fabulous alley as a patrol drone floats by, the countless facets of it's surface gleaming in the flashing streetlights before it disappears from sight. The sound of Cher echoes from a speaker in the distance, reverberating through the dense cityscape, reminding you of the wide reach of your rulers. As you move down the alley, the facade of glamour starts to fade, the pastel colours of the walls giving way to worn grey concrete. This was where the last traces of resistance could be found, forced to skitter in the shadows like vermin before the gogo-booted, limp wristed enforcers of the great clubs.

This sounds pretty rad

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I'm going to guess really bad stretch marks or cellulite.

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On the one hand, you can sometimes admire their technical skill with photo editing, but on the other hand, you recoil in disgust when you realize what the intended target audience is using it for

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Lindsay Miller identifies as a Pastafarian, also known as members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a secular religion that views the existence of a Flying Spaghetti Monster to be just as probable as the existence of the Christian God. As a Pastafarian, Ms. Miller wished to wear a colander on her head in her driver’s license photo, as an expression of her Pastafarian identity.

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Just do it. gently caress cheaters. It's gonna happen at some point anyway, might as well do it sooner than later.

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So is that just a facial expression or is she eternally blessed with the appearance of the memetic troll face?

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:stare:

How

Why

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Every time you see "genderfuck" just think of that image

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They all look like they're from some old-timey Time magazine article on how industrious people in the mid-west are

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Do awkward music videos go here? Because I present you with crabcore:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8

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:stonk:

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That video would have been better if that guy in the overalls was dressed up and painted like a minion and everyone in the video just made fart noises instead of talking

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Her video persona screams "drama major" and her face screams "glue factory"

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The willingness to be grotesque has become so devalued by the internet that it's like pissing out a flap of fat into the ocean

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Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Hello, friends!

A couple of threads ago I had the gall to say that wearing a hat isn't always considered wrong and laughable. Due to not being arsed, I didn't prostrate myself duly and present a picture before you of me, wearing a hat and holding some proof of my identity. I am here to rectify this mortal sin. Behold.



Why would you do this to yourself

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What is it with severely obese ladies on Tumblr and the faux-50s aesthetic

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Do they seriously think they look anywhere close to resembling Marilyn Monroe

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Gridlocked posted:

Since when is being mentally ill a good thing?

Since people thought being "damaged" made them interesting

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Official t-shirt of the PYF Raccoon thread

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This belongs in a museum

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Weldon Pemberton posted:

I looked him up, saw that there was a link to a video of him masturbating with his own feces on his ED page, and clicked it. I've been looking at sick poo poo on the internet for over half my life so I figured I'd be fine. I was wrong, somehow his little shake when he takes the poop out of the toilet bowl and the closeup of his poo poo-smeared micropenis did me in.

And then there's this:



He's so gross that even the most hardened prison rapist probably gags and runs away when they get within 5 feet of him.

:stonk:

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Executions are getting pretty weird these days

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Wanamingo posted:

Cash crab is always going on about eating a bunch of garbage in there.

What else did you expect from a raccoon

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I have no idea who this guy is and every time I google his picture and see his face I decide not to go further

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Big Centipede posted:

Thanks for reminding me of that time Romeo rose posted pic of his weird dick in my reptile thread

Just as long as his dick never gets posted in my raccoon thread I think I can move on with my life

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I'd rather take the death penalty

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cash crab posted:

In a thread that has a picture of Romeo Rose's dick, you're going to have to kick it up a notch.

Is this really the arms race you want to start

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Midwest Anime Housewife Con

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http://www.justsaiyan.co/

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twistedmentat posted:

They were made at first for body builders, but now they're often used by the superfat.

The irony is that you can say both categories of people are building their bodies, but in different ways

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I'm glad Shrek and Fiona found peace in their human forms

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The Empire Strikes Back was the only good Star Wars movie

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He's both people in that picture

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They both realize it won't be getting any better than this

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She looks pretty average but handicaps herself massively with the weird Japanese poo poo (her fault) and the gigantic chin (probably not her fault)

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If that's what a psychic medium looks like I don't want to see the large

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