Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Nope, not a bit. One guy admitted to a coworker / friend that he had flopped down on one and it came out of the wall, but the act never became officially known. That guy, at least, has gone on a weight-loss regime and so far has lost >100 lb, though he was over 400 to begin with. Several other toilets have been damaged since then, but none of the C³ crowd has admitted to it, even in private.

ed: Don't GIS 'panniculus'.

Grading of abdominal panniculi:
Grade 1
Panniculus barely covers the hairline of the mons pubis but not the genitalia.
Grade 2
Extends to cover the genitalia.
Grade 3
Extends to cover the upper thigh
Grade 4
Extends to cover the mid thigh.
Grade 5
Extends to cover the knees or beyond.

Klaus88 posted:

Seems like an awkward photo to me.

Lucid Nonsense posted:

Well, who'da thunk it?

Hihohe posted:

jlechem posted:

OMG I am so turned on by this WTF

Sir Teabag posted:

That neckbeard is drawn on.

twistedmentat posted:

It's an anime con with 10k attendance, the AUG is everywhere. And yea, sadly, due to my interests I encounter a lot of AUG people. I may be friendly to them, because that's my nature but inside I'm going "oh god why can i shoot soapy warm water out of my hands this guy smells like an port a potty at a music festival!".


I like how his buddy is covering his face because he does not want to be associated with gunblade cat ears guy.


Full Hazmat suit.

Have some Right Wing AUG! Stephen Crowder is a giant shithead who's so much of a right wing shithead, he got fired from Fox news. Probably because he couldn't stop making rape jokes on air. Oh he was also the guy that got popped in the face by a Union guy in Michigan.
http://i.imgur.com/AjYfyXu.jpg
LOOK AT MY WORKBOOTS! They make me a real man! And look, I have a wedding ring, totally NOT GAY!
http://i.imgur.com/c2CnoDC.jpg
He then tried to make a point about hypothetical perverts dressing up like women claiming they're transgender so they can spy on women in the lockeroom, by trying to do exactly that. Looking pretty comfortable there buddy.

Mans posted:

you could've travelled all over Europe with that cash instead of having lil'goons

T-man posted:

I was going to write a big spergy refutation to that, but actually reading it just made me laugh. They call testosterone blockers and hormone therapies separate things, when transwomen need both for medical effectiveness. When you get such a basic thing about biology wrong, I can't even gather the effort to call you stupid.

BovineFury posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opwZB76UsLI
Here is somebody complaining about how much money he lost in a weekend after buying $4,800 worth of scratchers. This rabbit hole is deep.

EmmyOk posted:

Instead of talking about if someone is a a minger just post.



e: this is my ex obviously lmao

LingcodKilla posted:

My buddy lost close to 200lbs and has a similar problem. To me it looks like he got some cut rate plastic surgery done because while his man-tits are gone they didn't bother to relocate the nipple.

My buddy is going to treat himself to a full body lift he keeps the weight off for 10 years. 6 down so far and still looking good.

twistedmentat posted:

I just realized there was a manga page on the screen. I don't' want to speculate what kind of manga it is, I doubt its some Jojo.

Have some AUG from D&D




Lets play soldier, but I don't want to follow the fitness regime.

Actually, looks about right


Serious question, I figured that being in the army is pretty physically demanding, you're running around, doing work, digging holes, setting up fences, filling sandbags, marching. Food I've heard is fairly basic, but filling. How could someone get that big? It's not like someone who's just is prone to being chubby, that's full on morbid obesity. Also, you can get pizzas on a base in the middle of what I assume is Afghanistan?

I guess he might be a clerk or in supply or logistics.

twistedmentat posted:

I had no idea US bases were so well stocked with comforts. I guess when you're stuck in a lovely endless war, being able to get a pizza or fried chicken is a small comfort. I know a lot of people in the Canadian Navy and they visit US bases all the time, and they say they're the best to visit because they always have what amounts to mall in them with a food court. I wonder if the Army bases are staffed by locals or independent contractors. BTW, want some scary stories, read up on some of the stuff that happened to women who went over to Iraq to work in the Green Zone, was drugged, gang raped, and when she reported it, she was imprisoned in a shipping container. It literally took a group of actual soldiers to rescue her.


The thing with the vacuum can not be safe. Why not a Mellon heated in the microwave? Oiled Garbage bag?

Indolent Bastard posted:

Nice nose "scratch" 30 seconds in.

Male Tears posted:

My friend suggested I join the popular Facebook group "Unedited Smartphone Pics". I tried it for a few days and all it did was flood my newsfeed with selfies of unemployable 25 year olds. Pic below was the last straw (actual 25 year-old):

om nom nom posted:

Most of them seem to have some sort of similarity or self awareness but this one is just sad

E:f,b

FAROOQ posted:

Don't take photos of people without their knowledge, and I won't tell you that you're a worse person than me.

Verisimilidude posted:

Many sword-based martial arts classes (particularly Japanese arts such as battodo and even sports such as kendo) do 1000 cuts as a celebration of the new year. It takes like 30 minutes because if you do them quickly you will absolutely run out of steam by the first 100 or so.

It's not actually a good workout, it just helps tire the muscles and it's more of a fun group thing than an actual exercise. Afterwards you have class and then you get drunk with your classmates.

Also unless you know how to swing a sword correctly you're probably just going to injure yourself.

It's me. I'm the AUG in the thread.

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Not to be pedantic but I don't think those top guys are LARPers. The weapon construction and stuff looks much more in line with Dagorhir or Belegarth and complaining about those guys having lazy costumes is like comparing college kids at a Halloween party to pro cosplayers since the costume requirements for those kind of games are really more for just having goofy fun and doing basically exactly what these guys are doing. None of them seem to have their weapons correctly marked for any normal foam battle game so I have no idea what rules they're using and most field marshals wouldn't let you on the field with that much uncovered duct tape so I'm going to guess it's just some friends dicking around in a field.

Edit: Nope, just found their website. It's technically a LARP but a very very casual one with really loose weapon construction rules. They have a bunch of goofy activity based stuff and it generally looks like a pretty fun if not extremely not serious group of people.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

Unless you have photos of them, you can't prove they were awkward there.

impossiboobs posted:

While I'm not 100% sure, since I'm not part of the LARP, I'm pretty sure that dapper outfit is his costume for the game. It's a post-apocalyptic setting so everyone dresses like a complete buffoon.

Frayed hem = GRITTY DYSTOPIA PANTS

Thin Privilege posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5ny-JiQyn0

Woodenlung posted:

Breetai posted:

He is the lead singer of Lostprophets.

He literally hosed a baby. Not a child, not a toddler, but a baby.

He hosed a baby and filmed it, and discussed with the baby's mother who supplied him with the baby expressly for the purpose of loving it that he was going to also inject it with heroin in order to hopefully give it a drug addiction.

This was not the first baby he hosed.

Woodenlung posted:

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/live-lostprophets-ian-watkins-sentenced-6415935


His password for his computer was "ifuckkids"

...

Saw them warm up to Metallica one year, and they were loving horrible.

Captain Lavender posted:

"The court has also been told a phone call made from prison revealed Watkins had planned to make a statement saying his admission of sex offences was "megalolz"."

tl;dr: If you didn't read, it sounds like he got 29 years plus 6 "on license"(?), which I'm assuming is like a 6-years probation?

Bad Sneakers posted:

Don't most guys have that much porn on their computers?

Tetracube posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4anjOcv5Suc

Scarf posted:

Here's a suburban white girl rapping about the Carolina Panthers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eZLkxonvUM

PeaceDiner posted:

Nah, it's just Sally Acorn from the Sonic comics.

LingcodKilla posted:

Could not wheel past those fast enough in public.

change my name posted:

Lolol this is a goon.

Lonely Virgil posted:

Teenagers are dumb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPlnHw7MfME

Robot Jelly posted:

Interesting neck/head ratio here.

Negrostrike posted:

He's a loving real-life head texture.

CollegeCop posted:

So, this just went up on Kickstarter:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pinballreviewer/fursona-land-custom-pinball-machine?ref=category_newest

Jam With Seeds posted:

It is really well made for an awkward nerd wedding. So well made that they couldn't actually afford it and took out an $11k loan for it.