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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
The latest episode of Vice on HBO is a look at Geoengineering and hooo-boy is the sulfates scientist the most somber, depressed looking guy around.

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How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Admiral Ray posted:

What a time to alive to soon be dead!

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
Current 20 year olds are hosed. I'm in my early 30s and should be dying just in time to see the beginning of the Bad Times. Weep for the actual children.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

StabbinHobo posted:

we are in the bad times *right now*. thats what the collapsing/failed-states around the tropic of cancer are. thats whats driving the refugree crisis from the ME to EU and from central to north america. that in turn is whats driving the reactionary/hard-right turn both places.

there's nothing future tense about global warming, the poo poo is hitting the fan RIGHT NOW.

There's gonna have to be at least a dozen failed states in the tropics before I'll feel comfortable saying we live in the Bad Times :colbert:

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
The human brain just ain't built to care about 50 years into the future, much less 100, 200, 300. It's the loving Great Filter, friends. Accept it, it's OK, it's what happens to virtually every sentient form of life in the universe. This is normal, nothing is wrong.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

StabbinHobo posted:

very little is going to become unlivable, like yes the population distribution will shift north, and inshallah florida will be taken by the sea, but most of forced migrations will be about moving inland from flooding not north from temperatures

Dude, that's extremely wrong.


e: like, just google "climate change uninhabitable" you fuckin moron. huge swaths of the planet are going to be uninhabitable for significant chunks of the year by the end of the century. Forced migration due to sea level rise will pale in comparison.

How are u fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Oct 5, 2018

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
Ooof, 2040 is rough. That definitely seals the deal on kids for me and my partner. Not that we were leaning towards them anyway, but hell no I'm not bringing a child into this world that will turn 20 years old just in time to see the worst start. Fuckin :laffo:

It's gonna be a wild ride, interesting times ahead.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Saxophone posted:

So, as a 35 year old male living in St Louis, what can I do to 1) help mitigate these things for my immediate loved ones and 2) help mitigate locally and/or globally?

Vote Democrats into office. That's the most immediate and impactful thing an American can do right now.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Who the heck are you fantasizing you could murder that would do anything? It's not a video game where you kill the head of a coal plant and the plant just collapses and is gone.

Obviously, duh.


You'll have to murder a gently caress lot more than one guy.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
I just got home from a long weekend vacation to western europe (you can get some killer ticket deals these days!), and I'm going to Mexico in a few weeks, so thank you Stabbin Hobo and friends for riding bikes, ditching beef, and generally namaste-ing it up to offset my flights. :jerkbag:


I'll 100% vote for a government that, like, forbids international air travel on pain of death or makes beef eating illegal, but until that day I'm gonna enjoy what's left of this world because your individual carbon cutting means jack. poo poo.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Flowers For Algeria posted:

Liar.
Seriously, people who go all "oh no yeah I’d vote for the party who’d force me to *insert constraint here* but I ain’t gonna do jack on my own" are utter garbage because they know that a) no parties advocate for policy like this and no party ever will b) they never actually would vote for parties with fringe ecological positions - there’s always a good excuse - and c) they don’t actually give a poo poo

Just look at the venom they have for the people who, despite being as powerless as them, actually put in an effort to curtail their own emissions.

:rolleyes:

Don't hate the player, friend. Climate Change is the all-consuming bugaboo of my life, much like the rest of us sad sacks here. I just recognize that, apart from not having a kid (done) and voting for people who accept reality and acknowledge that government must do something, anything else I try to do is a mouse fart in the middle of a hurricane. You can tut-tut all you want, but that's just how it is, and I'm honest enough to admit that I'm not going to give up extremely enjoyable and fulfilling opportunities for nothing.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Lampsacus posted:

Kids entering school now will be at university in 2036-2040. So that's when stuff will definitely be going down right? Surely parents today can see that, if they won't make it until climate change affects everybody badly, their kids will be in the middle of it.

Yeah. This coming Thanksgiving I think I'm going to have a very frank conversation with one of my sisters who has not yet had kids but really wants a few of them. The last time I saw her I made some comment on [awful_climate_change_news_of_the_day] and about how bad it would be for children born now, and she was really shocked. It wasn't even on her radar.

I think I owe it to those kids to try and keep them from being born at all.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

StabbinHobo posted:

when the answer is just don't get on the loving plane

You don't get on the plane. I'm getting on the loving plane and doing something I enjoy before I die.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Trainee PornStar posted:

So.. in order you can live your life your going to advocate the next generation does not get born?

I'm living my life one way or the other. If I were the next generation I would not want to be born.


And, living my life doesn't mean pouring motor oil into the storm drain or voting for Republicans or any of the other dumb made-up straw men some of you mongoloids are projecting onto myself and oocc. Actually that "personal action is the avocado toast of climate change" is a great line and I will deffo remember it.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Flowers For Algeria posted:

Is there literally nothing else you’d enjoy instead? Maybe taking a Greyhound to visit a neighboring city, perhaps a two-day visit at your regional huge museum, a couple boardgames with your sister, a VR escape game with buddies, a Star Trek binge, a huuuge joint combined with a National Geographic documentary or a Bob Ross tutorial playlist, volunteering at the local chapter of the DSA, iunno, anything at all??

Years go by when I never leave the country, and I very much enjoy exploring regional sights and poo poo. I'm just not going to deny myself the opportunity when it does occur out of some really dumb sense of personal guilt or misguided delusion that my single action will make a difference.

In the U.S. of A. the only single action you can make that will make a difference right now is your Vote.


:jerkbag: sure thing, guy. you'll probably be voting for Le Pen in 20-30 years when the real climate refugees start rolling in.
VVVVVVV

How are u fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Oct 19, 2018

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Flowers For Algeria posted:

I’m still gonna blame first world capitalists for driving the demand of soy, palm oil and shrimp, and for murdering the people who try to defend the forests.

Definitely not you, though. You're making a difference!

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Bishounen Bonanza posted:

Individual action has to happen before collective action. Recycling, changing your diet, flying less, ect will all have only a small impact on emissions, but all of that primes people into the mindset of struggling to make changes. Before the public will accept the big changes of restructuring the transportation grid and cities, building nuclear, and revamping industrial farming, the culture has to change. You change the culture by focusing on individual actions.

Again, while the small changes don't meaningfully impact emissions, they change the culture by getting people into the mindset of caring.

:laffo:

like, do you live in America, dude?

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Flowers For Algeria posted:

How cowardly of us, not even willing to risk :10bux: in the fight for our own lives.

How so very revelatory of how self-defeated we all already are.

Buddy, :capitalism:

Lowtax has a spine to regenerate, or something.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

SlimGoodbody posted:

Is anyone else wistfully hopeful that stellarators, AI, and quantum computing will actually drop by their proposed 2030 schedules and help usher in a sea change as radical as the Industrial Revolution? Unlimited free sustainable energy and the ability to do sickeningly complicated simulations could really make a difference.

Interesting in theory, but, personally, I'm much more hopeful that whatever apocalyptic event that turns the world into Shadowrun occurs instead. I'm ready to become a wizard.

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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Rime posted:

Ten years of my life trying to warn people has left me understanding that you will only lose friends and alienate people by doing so. gently caress em, there's no pleasure in being "right" in this argument.

I suggest spending a lot of time in nature dropping acid, at least that's how I've been coping.

Dropping acid loving rules, I wholeheartedly endorse that plan.

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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Socks4Hands posted:

Welcome to my ideology.

Edit: In all honesty, the Deep Adaptation article is an incredible read. Supplementing it, I'd like to share the blog post its author responded with following its failure to pass peer review:
https://jembendell.wordpress.com/2018/07/26/the-study-on-collapse-they-thought-you-should-not-read-yet/

The Deep Adaptation paper (though it's not so much a paper as it is kind of a manifesto laying out what's wrong with our framing of climate change and our ability to do anything about, exhibited helpfully by many hopeful idiots in this thread) is fantastic. It really helped frame my own thoughts and feelings.

No surprise at all it wasn't published.

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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Epitope posted:

I thought your ideology was the case for nuclear winter, recycled for the next generation's existential threat
http://exiledonline.com/feature-story-the-case-for-nuclear-winter/

My ideology is space jizz. Let's pack a bunch of rockets with payloads of extreamophiles, and fire them at every celestial body we can possibly hit. Biological warfare with the stars? Or earth life reaching fruiting age? Depends on your angle

That would sort of make sense if there were, say, a moon sized rock headed towards Earth that would 100% rip the planet into pieces and guarantee the extinction of all life, full stop. As things are, though, there is going to be a bountiful, vibrant world full of incredible diversity of life in just a few million years after our species snuffs itself out. The Earth, and life on it, will endure.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Epitope posted:

Sure, but will earth generate another space faring civilization? This might be a single flowering planet, we gotta seize the opportunity that's here

Who knows, but life 100% exists abundantly throughout the galaxy and the universe. It's no big deal.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
Build a giant hamster wheel and run on it to generate your own electricity in the coming climate apocalypse.

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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
Ace sucks and will never accept help or change.

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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Frightening Knight posted:

Ace if you want to keep posting in this thread, you need to calm the gently caress down lol.

He explicitly toxxed a ban that he’d never post in here again. Hit the ?

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Frightening Knight posted:

I did ban him, he rebought his account. That is why his avatar is gone.

Oh, I turn off avatars so didn’t realize.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
:lol: Brain damage? Hoo boy. There's like a couple of generations in each of India and China that I guess are straight hosed. Perfect timing, too. There really is some cosmic humor guiding our gay earth.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
A sustainable living thread where people posted about learning to garden or dig wells or install solar and poo poo could be fun.

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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
Alaska is where I want to build my little climate refuge, so that suits me just fine.

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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
Can't wait to smugly tell my girlfriend that me never buying clothes and dressing like a slob is actually climate crusading.

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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Trainee PornStar posted:

I don't generally buy from thrift stores but I do tend to wear my clothes until they literally fall off.

Username-post combo :great:

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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Flowers For Algeria posted:

Yeah, well, we offered socialism as an alternative to barbary and you americans rejected it.

Your "smug and rude Frenchman" gimmick is wearing a little thin, guy.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

AFancyQuestionMark posted:

Okay. What do you get out of posting in this thread and wallowing in depression? What's the "payout" here?

You're literally choosing to do nothing while being utterly miserable, just because doing something has a high chance of failure, which means...what? How is failing to improve things for yourself worse than not trying in the first place and then...still not improving things for yourself? You are clearly unsatisfied with where you are at this point, otherwise you wouldn't be posting these screeds in this thread.

I suppose that even when the rest of us are feeling particularly down about things we can take solace in the fact that we'll never be as broke-brained pathetic as ace of flames.

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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Banana Man posted:

What's long pork

Soylent Green, my man.

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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
If there were any hope at all I think I would, funnily enough, have a child.

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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Conspiratiorist posted:

Should also be noted that the Pakistani nuclear arms program has an emphasis on distributed and mobile second-strike capability; they convoy these things around the country, making them hard to track, and in groups that expect to be cut off from central authority if poo poo goes down.

So in the alternative where Pakistan goes belly up without engaging in a desperate war for survival against their sworn enemy, that controls the resources they need, their nukes instead end up in the hands of warlords and the black market.

It's no exaggeration to say that the Pakistan v India v China situation is the biggest powderkeg in the world.

The Himalaya water all 3 of those nations. The glaciers that feed those rivers ain't gonna be around in 80 years.

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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
What must it feel like to be a teen or in your early 20s right now? I imagine it must be infuriating, just incredibly maddening to watch your future burning up into ash.

I'm in my early 30s and I just feel tired. I'm sad about it but the world sucks enough and I've seen it poo poo on people enough that I can't find it in myself to get truly, passionately furious. Just waiting for the end to come.

But if I were young again I imagine I'd feel entirely different.

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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

DrNutt posted:

I'm in my mid-30s and assuming you live in a place like the US or Canada or Western Europe you're probably going to live long enough to see your future turn to ash also.

I'm well aware of that!

e: I'm trying to say that, not being a "youth" anymore, I'm a lot more inclined to feel resigned and sad instead of outraged. I imagine it must be unbearable to be a teen or early twenty-something and to have all of that passion and energy and zest for life and looking ahead to a long future that I had back then.

How are u fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Nov 14, 2018

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May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Accretionist posted:

The hyper-wealthy have sealed themselves inside bubbles of opulence. Our system risks literal human extinction to preserve those bubbles.

What a poo poo system.

We're not allowed to talk about the necessary solution.

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