hey ma, i'ma a carrot

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precision: by VideoGames

I'M A CARROT OVER HERE

HEY MA

HEY

HELLO FROM JAIL MA, I'M A FREAKIN CARROT OVER HERE

A CARROT

FREAKIN BUNNIES MA

I CAN'T TAKE IT WITH THIS CARROT MALARKY

I'M A CARROT OVER HERE MA

A CARROT,

A FREAKIN CARROT

# ? Nov 8, 2015 06:03

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 12:26

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

y'know what they say about carrots mhmm...easy-a-pickin >:3

# ? Nov 8, 2015 06:07

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: We will become evil and the stars will come alive

the flaming carrot more like

Yaos posted:

Jippa posted:
"The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly."
Actually LEDs can burn brighter than incandescent bulbs and last much longer while using less electricity. Although they don't actually burn, the light is generated by electrons. In fact, that quote is completely wrong.

Jakabite posted:

The main thing that attracted me was, admittedly, the 'OH WOW NINJAS' thing, but since then I've found a lot of great things about it and it does get annoying when people just assume it's some LOLNINJAS totally kawaii thing. If you look past the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pop culture thing built around ninjutsu, it really is a great martial art, and has a fascinating history too.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 20:16

beeaar: ♥

# ? Nov 9, 2015 05:16

Weekend Bridges: by Smythe

wtf

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# ? Nov 9, 2015 05:19

Robot Made of Meat

I think my favorite of Jack the Ripper's victims was Carroty Nell.

Thank you for reading my post in this thread.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Nov 9, 2015 05:20

Weekend Bridges: by Smythe

uhhhhhh

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# ? Nov 9, 2015 05:21

Weekend Bridges: by Smythe

._�

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# ? Nov 9, 2015 05:22

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

gbs rocks

# ? Nov 9, 2015 05:22

beeaar: ♥

is gbs = great britain?

# ? Nov 9, 2015 05:23

Robot Made of Meat

dumb crambo posted:

gbs rocks

That is not the only way in which GBS resembles Cleveland.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Nov 9, 2015 05:23

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

beeaar posted:

is gbs = great britain?

# ? Nov 9, 2015 05:26

devil

# ? Nov 9, 2015 05:28

beeaar: ♥

dumb crambo posted:

no

# ? Nov 9, 2015 05:29

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

go away

# ? Nov 9, 2015 05:48

joke_explainer

my boy... why did you turn yourself into a carrot... your hopes and dreams are ruined...

# ? Nov 9, 2015 05:48

precision: by VideoGames

dumb crambo posted:

go away

rude

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# ? Nov 9, 2015 17:55

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precision posted:

rude

Pretty sure he meant the bear person.

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# ? Nov 9, 2015 18:16

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

dumb crambo posted:

gbs rocks

# ? Nov 9, 2015 19:13

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

That was a good comedy post alfred, it's funny because it's not true

# ? Nov 9, 2015 19:14

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Garbage
Bad.
Sucks!!!!!!!
thatsa gbs for ya

# ? Nov 9, 2015 23:45

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

awww! whosagoodcarrot? YOU AHH! YOU AHH!

ohhh YISS. YES YOU AH. THASSAGOODCARROT!

*throws tennis ball down the hallway*

# ? Nov 9, 2015 23:47

google THIS

I told you this would happen if you sat around watching TV all day

# ? Nov 10, 2015 01:08

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

this is a good thread for an updoc

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 02:42

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

*updog

# ? Nov 10, 2015 02:59

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

opioid agonist posted:

*updog

What's Updoc

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 03:01

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

I'm a banana

# ? Nov 10, 2015 03:27

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

can i be a fruit or vegetable maybe?

# ? Nov 10, 2015 03:32

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

maybe an eggplant or a soybean

# ? Nov 10, 2015 03:32

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

maybe an eggplant or a soybean

depends what age lady you want

# ? Nov 10, 2015 03:34

precision: by VideoGames

Splatmaster posted:

this is a good thread for an updoc

i was thinking more of a henway

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# ? Nov 10, 2015 04:34

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

what does a henway?

# ? Nov 10, 2015 04:37

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

ChairmanMeow posted:

what does a henway?

I'm not sure. Get the scale and let's tackle this problem headon!

# ? Nov 10, 2015 05:24

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

I'm not sure. Get the scale and let's tackle this problem headon!

...i'll go get the dikfer. Again.

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# ? Nov 10, 2015 10:16

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

wjAts a henway lol... what da gently caress is updog??

# ? Nov 10, 2015 13:18

google THIS

ChairmanMeow posted:

what does a henway?

very carefully

# ? Nov 10, 2015 15:17

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

dumb crambo posted:

what da gently caress is updog??

not much, what's up with you :xd:

# ? Nov 10, 2015 15:22

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

lmao

# ? Nov 10, 2015 18:02

GEExCEE

joke_explainer posted:

my boy... why did you turn yourself into a carrot... your hopes and dreams are ruined...

# ? Nov 10, 2015 18:04

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 12:26

FutonForensic

"look ma, I'm a carrot, now I can read people's fortunes!"

"You're thinking of tarot, sweetie. And the t at the end is silent."

[Begins crying carrot juice] "O-oh n-n-nooooo..."

# ? Nov 10, 2015 19:27

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