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Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
Oh hey, it's Kaubocks and Borderlands, this will be fun!

PEW PEW MACHINE GUN and MOTHERFUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER

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Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?

JordanKai posted:

Take these poor souls down as non-lethally as possible. :shobon:
non-lethal Borderlands? That just feels wrong.

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?

Kaubocks posted:

Votes are closed!
AW, I wanted to vote for Break his Mind .

Or maybe I should have voted Blow his Heart

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
SAVE THE BULLET!

Maybe, just maybe, we can kill Vasquez with it!

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
I've never played this particular game, but if there are any votes for helping the Smiling AI? gently caress him. gently caress. Jack. Hard. Let him die, let him get in massive pain, OR BETTERER YET, wipe his personality while he is online leaving only his corporate knowledge (RIP Felicity). Hoping the smart loader bots are because of Felicity

Yeah, I just got to that point in the Pre-Sequel and got sad.

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
Sasha should help Rhys, because otherwise Rhys will crash the drat vehicle, AND they'll have to handle the Hive. Not fun. At least if Rhys drives, they could possibly boost soon.

Who can we trust with this information? Vaughn. He'll think we're crazy but could be brought to see reason/hey it's an AI. And don't tell Fiona, I don't think the leader of The Saints needs to know this info.

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
Vaughn is our bro, he would never betray us! and go to Hollow Point and meet up with the ladies. Bros and then hoes?

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
Be respectful. It's probably something private and if she wants us to know, she'll tell us.

The Scooter Special may be expensive, but it's worth it. Everything about Scooter invokes a touch a class and subtlety that we need now.


I had no idea that it was gonna be all bro bro bro!

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
Trust Finoa

gently caress. JACK.

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
Make her head spin. Cutting her out seems like a Bad Idea.

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
gently caress THAT AI LOBOTOMIZING rear end in a top hat (DO NOT TRUST JACK! if that wasn't clear enough) We really need a way to strip his AI of all personality so it just does just what we want it to.

YES!

Kaubocks posted:

Marcus has moxxi's photos but that's something else entirely :colbert:
Well, who on Pandora/Elpis WOULDN'T want Moxxi's photos? And weren't they married at one point?

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?

Edmond Dantes posted:

I'll stop now
Please don't!

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
Eyeballs? I mean, who DOESN'T carry an eye in their pocket, am i rite?

Funicular is the besterest word and bestererestist way to go up inclines!

Spare the old man!

Edit: Is it weird that I like that Janey and Athena are together? Makes me smile that Janey found someone. Was this mentioned anywhere before it popped up here in this chapter?

Fire Storm fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Feb 12, 2016

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
Tell Fiona and Sasha about Handsome Jack Honesty is the best policy!

And Nisha can also get Gaige's Close Enough which is very fun.

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
Scooter? But but but... Scooter? (Read spoilers, haven't seen it yet :( )

CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE! forever.

Here's hoping the Moxxie in Borderlands 3 is the mechanic like she was in the Pre-Sequel (Because women that can fix things are hotter? Maybe?) But oh yeah, she's gonna be pissed.

So here's a question: Why the hell doesn't anyone else respawn in these games? How can you kill someone if they will just pop back a few credits short?

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
Loader Bot is best bot

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?

Sam Faust posted:

Snitches get stitches and by stitches I mean 1,000 V of vindictive justice.
Also secrets are meant to be kept.

Stitches, bitches and snitches. This is all of the. STUN THE BITCH and she don't need to know nothing!

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
Refuse Jack, gently caress Hyperion

PROBABLY won't matter because I am pretty sure either way it's a trap.

Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?

Lazy Bear posted:

Fix Hyperion, space the assholes
Wait, will there be anyone left?

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Fire Storm
Aug 8, 2004

what's the point of life
if there are no sexborgs?
Janey and Athena because cute couple and... Cassius because Atlas.

Just got this game through the Humble Bundle, and now I need to play it to make my own choices!

(Also, I had just opened a page to find the MYSTERY VAULT HUNTER, but you said not to so I closed that tab. I'LL BE GOOD... for now.)

EDIT: I posted without reading, and WOW, so many people on the Janey and Athena ship :3

Fire Storm fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Apr 16, 2016

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