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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I prefer Memorial Day over Veteran's Day, at least the folks we celebrate on Memorial Day had the courtesy to die.

God drat.

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Every day is veteran's day if you care like a normal person.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
jastiger better be supporting are troops or else Iowa's population will be decimated by the 60% of people living there who check anywhere else but here on their bucketlist

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Booblord Zagats posted:

No it would have to be Festivus. First you post a poll, decorate it with atleast 1 goku, then air your grievances about every little thing. Then you ship it to FYAD and watch dozens of voices cry out and suddenly be silenced

FTFY

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

It lines up better your way, for sure

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

Restaurants with free/discounted meals:

Applebee’s
Bar Louie America
BJs Restaurant and Brewery
Bob Evans
Bonanza Steakhouse
Brann’s Steakhouse and Grille.
Buehler’s Grocery
Buffalo’s Cafe
Calhoun’s Restaurant
California Pizza Kitchen
Carraba’s
Cattlemens Steakhouse
CentraArchy Restaurants
Cheeseburger in Paradise
Chilis Restaurant
City Barbeque
Claim Jumper
Cotton Patch Café
Country Cookin
Denny's
Fatz Eatz & Drinkz
Fox and Hound Bar and Grill
Friendly’s
Glory Days
Golden Corral
Green Mill
Grub Burger Bar
Hooters
Hoss’s Family Steak & Sea House
Hurricane Grill & Wings
Hy-Vee
IHOP
Little Caesars
Longhorn Steakhouse
Max & Erma's
McCormick and Schmick's
Menchie’s
Misison BBQ
MOD Pizza
O’Charley’s
The Olive Garden
On the Border
Orange Leaf
Outback Steakhouse
PDQ Tenders
Pinnacle Entertainment (Casino Chain)
Ponderosa Steakhouse
Primanti Bros
Red Lobster
Red Robin
Rock & Brews
Sammy’s Woodfired Pizza & Grill
Sheetz
Shoney’s
Sizzler Restaurant
Smokey Bones Bar & Fire Grill
The Spaghetti Warehouse
StarBucks
Tap House Grill
Texas Roadhouse
T.G.I.-Fridays
Tijuana Flats
Tony Roma's
Tubby’s Sub Shops
Twin Peaks Restaurants
UNO's pizza
Village Inn
Wienerschnitzel
54th Street Grill


*turns camo hat backwards*
*unsheaths laminated American Legion card*
*revs motor scooter*
:getin:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
The Spaghetti Warehouse should be GBS' new name and cross branding promotional event

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Spghett warezhous

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
If you survived the war, you get a slave.

Sounds reasonable.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Fiend posted:

If you survived the war, you get a slave.

Sounds reasonable.

What stock is the slave from? The country we beat? Or just a random slave in general?

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Digging out my dd214 for a free appetizer sounds like its not worth it.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

SPACE HOMOS posted:

Digging out my dd214 for a free appetizer sounds like its not worth it.

Yeah, I didn't even keep my CAC after I got out. Turns out there is nothing on any base I will ever need and staying the gently caress away continues to be awesome

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Do they give discounts for French Foreign Legionnaires?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Applewhite posted:

Do they give discounts for French Foreign Legionnaires?

Only at the prison PX

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
OP, you should have died in whatever country you fought in.

Happy vets day!

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Do I still get a free blooming onion at outback if I'm just a member of my local well regulated militia

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Microwaves Mom posted:

What stock is the slave from? The country we beat? Or just a random slave in general?

When you get back home you get to pick anybody within twenty minutes of disembarking the plane.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
hold out for that sweet department of defense money, lowtax. like the NFL, you will receive millions of dollars to fly flags, sing national anthems and damage brains beyond repair

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
lol if you don't think wars of colonialism are baller as gently caress.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Snatch Duster posted:

OP, you should have died in whatever country you fought in.

Happy vets day!

Gonna have to go with, gently caress you.


Booblord Zagats posted:

Yeah, I didn't even keep my CAC after I got out. Turns out there is nothing on any base I will ever need and staying the gently caress away continues to be awesome

I kept mine just so I can easily get discounts on days like that. I don't even have the same last name anymore, but I'll be god damned if George W isn't going to at least get me a free appetizer at Applebees.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Applewhite posted:

lol if you don't think wars of colonialism are baller as gently caress.

I wish we'd just nut up and admit thats what we're doing so we could stop pretending to care and just start actively building satellite dictatorships again

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
ARE TROOPS

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Booblord Zagats posted:

I wish we'd just nut up and admit thats what we're doing so we could stop pretending to care and just start actively building satellite dictatorships again

Number of first world countries created by imperialism:
USA, Canada, Australia

Number of first world countries created by whatever wishy washy policy America currently pursues:
0

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Applewhite posted:

Number of first world countries created by imperialism:
USA, Canada, Australia

Number of first world countries created by whatever wishy washy policy America currently pursues:
0

Eh, I think we can take credit for South Korea, but that was as close as we ever got to "nut up imperialism" so your argument holds more water due to that

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
we should have a special, separate holiday for people that were drafted into the military so they don't get mixed up with the insane scumbags that volunteered.

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
being a veteran is weird. i didn't do anything but i guess i get all this free poo poo?? can you imagine inheriting wealth

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Applewhite posted:

Number of first world countries created by imperialism:
USA, Canada, Australia

Number of first world countries created by whatever wishy washy policy America currently pursues:
0

our goal isn't to establish countries or install dictators, it's to wage perpetual war so that we can keep the money flowing to evil companies

in that sense the wars have been a huge success because they have been going on for like 12+ years and nobody even cares about them anymore, like even the Democrats are almost entirely pro-war now because Obama

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
uhhh i think lowtax is a veteran you idiots

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

momerath posted:

i didn't do anything

I mean i wouldn't go that far - you might've stared at a desert from the safety of your air conditioned playpen, or maybe got blowd up at a checkpoint, maybe you fired a missile at a school from a drone, or raped + murdered a teenaged iraqi girl, and then murdered her family and lit the bodies on fire to try and cover it up. Maybe you tortured prisoners or something. The military is only boring if you're boring - make you're own fun! :)

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Freedom isn't free, it has a hefty fuckin fee.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i find the pageantry and fetishism of recent years almost as repugnant as the disgusting and shameful behavior of the vietnam era

unfortunately, i wasnt alive to punch hippies, and when i punch thankful peopel they start crying and apologizing for the ptsd i dont have :mad:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Drink Cheerwine posted:

i find the pageantry and fetishism of recent years almost as repugnant as the disgusting and shameful behavior of the vietnam era

unfortunately, i wasnt alive to punch hippies, and when i punch thankful peopel they start crying and apologizing for the ptsd i dont have :mad:

*approaches you in a Walmart

Can I shake your hand? I just wanna thank you for your service.

*tickles your palm and makes some pretty obscene tongue gestures

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

Oberleutnant posted:

I mean i wouldn't go that far - you might've stared at a desert from the safety of your air conditioned playpen, or maybe got blowd up at a checkpoint, maybe you fired a missile at a school from a drone, or raped + murdered a teenaged iraqi girl, and then murdered her family and lit the bodies on fire to try and cover it up. Maybe you tortured prisoners or something. The military is only boring if you're boring - make you're own fun! :)

it's really weird and kind of cute that people still think the military is this cool, evil, or interesting

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

momerath posted:

it's really weird and kind of cute that people still think the military is this cool, evil, or interesting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahmudiyah_rape_and_killings

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Applewhite posted:

Number of first world countries created by imperialism:
USA, Canada, Australia

Number of first world countries created by whatever wishy washy policy America currently pursues:
0

USA, Canada, Australia isn't a number, idiot

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Aralan posted:

USA, Canada, Australia isn't a number, idiot

Lol Applewhite just got owned.



Lowtax, this has been a 24 hour notice, I fully expect patriotic backgrounds, free poo poo, and maybe a special on TV to commemorate the SA Veterans that were sent to war for your freedom!

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

oh yeah i forgot about that one. i guess we are violent pigs after all!

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Crash_N_Burn posted:

He actually hates vets because of Shmorkys botched neutering

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Crash_N_Burn posted:

He actually hates vets because of Shmorkys botched neutering

Gat'drat, son!

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jastiger posted:

Lowtax, this has been a 24 hour notice, I fully expect patriotic backgrounds, free poo poo, and maybe a special on TV to commemorate the SA Veterans that were sent to war for your freedom!

Now I really do wish you died in some desert country

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