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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Chris Christie
Mike Huckabee
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Baby Hitler
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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Ted cruz is absolute poo poo.

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

aaargh

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

here's a dirty little secret

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

caution:
hillary clinton up ahead

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

ISIS wants a good roast beef sandwich

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

haha an encampment what a good idea!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Len Dykstra posted:

an... encampment??

*crowd applause*

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

hillary!
socialist bernie!
beat
beat
beat!!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

gently caress off bobby

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

no one is jindal's friend.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

single payer? nationalize healthcare? yeah that sounds pretty great

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

FIRE THEM ALL
Vote for me.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

:stare:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Waffles Inc. posted:

Holy poo poo Rick

should be on a shirt

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

spoon0042 posted:

one of these fucks is going to say ZERO

*eyes huckabee*

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I wish Bobby Jindal would stop talking

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Mr Jaunts posted:

Wait, if you eliminate payroll taxes, how do they plan on funding SS and Medicare?

Oh wait, I think I know

YOU HAVE ALL THIS MONEY NOW YOU CAN NOW CHOOSE TO DECIDE HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO PUT IN THIS HERE HEALTH SAVINGS ACCOUNT!!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

oh here we goooooo

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

when an inmate finally arrives at prison the first question should be, where is your dad

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

"replace VA with a center for excellence"

whaaat

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

christie what are your final thoughts on hillary clinton

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Thoom posted:

"Our enemy is Hillary Clinton."

"How dare she call Republicans her enemy!"

hillary clinton is the worse thing that could ever happen to this country!!!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

well at least santorum is pro stay at home dads

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

spoon0042 posted:

Santorum will make America better by yelling "FAMILIES" a lot.

Santorum will be your new dad.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Sharkie posted:

everyone involved in this is disgusting.

lou dobbs is gross looking

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


SuperPACs are cool now

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Joementum posted:

Graham has actually wielded a katana at one point in this race.



"you asked me before why I don't use two hands when i wield my sword; well you are about to find out what"

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

murder me

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i love the fly over shots of a barn

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

mhhmmm marco rubio got some nice ears. nice big ears. something i want to put my nose in.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

MrAristocrates posted:

Now that Huckabee's been shunted off to the kiddie table who do we hate the most?

CRUZ

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Trump: NOPE. Can't do it! Next time, maybe?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

oh my god slave wages for black teens

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

liberal arts :argh:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Joementum posted:

I'm guessing that will be the only time someone says "thrice" tonight.

"My name is Jeb! and I can be your thrice Bush"

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

poor baby Jeb getting pushed around!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Only 3 pages? Make it 2!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


"i feel a big win for me tonight"

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

ronald reagan once said to tear down the wall....

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

spoon0042 posted:

cut government spending!

build a giant loving wall!

the mexicans are paying for it

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